Why Don't You Do Quizzes...

Recently a friend of mine asked me..Why don't you do quizzes..And i was like..coz they are stupid and boring..But she,aarti(thats her name) insisted that i tried one.So silly me took a quiz.

WHAT KIND OF UTENSIL AM I??

So i took the quiz and they ask me few irrelevant questions like is Tiger Woods really an animal and yada yada yada..

And this is the RESULT..

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I AM A SPORK!!!!WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF GREAT YELLOW POTATOES IS A SPORK!?!?!

A spoon.Yes i heard of it.A fork.Yes i've heard of it!A SPORK!?WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE!

From where i come from a spork is something you say when you get tongue-twisted.A SPORK!?

Thats supposed to be good news??A spork in my opinion is a cooked pig in Singapore..

Spore + Pork = Spork..

And i can't even eat pork!!

And from the looks of it, a spork is a spoon with pointy edges at the front.

SPOON = Drink soup..Eat rice..

SPORK = Poke yourself and get hurt while doing those actions.

Who in the right state of mind will use a spork.
And ya..The descriptions are good yes but whats the description gotta do with a spork.

A SPORK KILLS!!!!

From the looks of it,I am not gonna try anymore not even the

"what puppy breed are you?"

WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE GONNA GIVE..

Ohh..From what we collected..

Jamal,You are a mixed breed between a bulldog and shitzu.

SO YOU ARE A BULLSHIT!!

Yea..Thats what they are probably gonna say.

(*Quizzes are good.But Beware.They may call you strange names!!And my friend just confirmed,there is such things as a spork.She used it before.So isshe in the right state of mind??You be the judge..)

I'm Jamal..

And I'm a Spork..

Hope you are not...