Monday, June 9, 2008

Time to Pretend...

Bothersome Boredness Boring Me..

Stressed and volatiled as ever,i crept behind the menace,Cpt. Bore Other Dollys On Heineken aka Cpt.bodoh..Unlike his name he is intelligent like a Albert Einstein.Maybe not like him but he was intelligent.He could differentiate a 5 cent coin from a $1 in 2 days.
"Ah-hah!i saw u there.."he says.
"Ah-hah!what did u see?"i replied as if i was replying to a msg on my hp which has 3g and has a 3megapixel camera and also supports wlan connectivity and has built in bluetooth system.
THE N-SERIES..BUY IT NOW!AT UR LOCAL HANDPHONE SHOP..

*ok back to the real story*
"i saw u hiding in my cape all this while but as u know..Im smart to lead you to a deserted place so i could destroy you to peace"he laughed.
"Don't you mean pieces?

Then we continued to talked..yada yada yada..then it was dinner time then we went home.
Eat my brocolis coz thats wad my dinner usually consist of..yeah brocolli the size of the SUN..
Yeah..That big..serious..My sis alwaes put it aside and feed it to our pet rock..she's an arsehead..never eat her brocoli..brocolis i heard help u walk on two legs better..As for walking on two hand,not that sure..So i went to my room and discovered i was bored like Newton discovered Gravity.Just like Newton,i got evidences to prove it.
~PROVE THAT I WAS BORED~
1.I went to encarta to find the meaning of bored.
2.Went youtube to find vids about bored.(some gays and few hags came out)
3.Went to search other websites like youtube.
4.Watched a vid on how to solve a 3x3 rubix cube.
5.Watched a vid on how to solve a 4x4 rubix cube.(both about 25 mins long)
6.Realised i was watching the stain on the screen and not watching the vid.
7.Still don't know how to solve a rubix cube so i cursed at the vid.
8.Search for a dictionary to compare the definition od bored of that to encarta.
9.Found old dictionary.1st thing i did was to find bored.Found it.Didnt read it.
10.2nd thing i tried searching the word dictionary in the dictionary.It sounds like a very familiar book.
11.Went to a site called retards.com..found it interesting yet boring.
12.Think..Is red bull = bull piss...??

What a boring post.....currently doing things that they state in this website...Kinda cool actually being bored and all...

Question that is questioning my queasy mind.
Why is red not blue..Why is purple purple??its red and blue..it should be blured..ya or relue..
Jamal...


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