.Back To School And Back To Boredom.

So school starts tomorrow..Yes boredom starts tomorrow too.Especially if your teacher is soooooo boring that if he had a heart attack in class no one would noticed.Those are the kind of faci/teachers that you will be glad if u are send outside the class.I rather cut the grass from a field with a pair of blunt scissors than sit in on his class.This kind of facis make hanging yourself seem reasonable and killing yourself seem like a breeze.So when you encounter this kind of facis what do you do... My solution is to..

.Keep Yourself Entertained.

I have encountered this kind of teachers before.So the best way that i've discovered to repel stupid facis is to keep yourself entertain.This are a few things that i do when faced with this problem..


1.Use Your Secret Mind Power

-Command people with your mind.Think hard to make someone do something.Like scratch their nose or something.Yes it is stupid but its fun when it really happens.

2.Pretend You're A Robot

-Move around the class with mechanical movement,adding a "zzzzzzzzt" to every movement.Not productive but still fun.

3.Rate The People In Your Class

-Rate classmates on what they wear and give 'expert' criticism(unsaid) on their clothes hairstyle footwear and so on.

4.Repeat The Same Word Over And Over

-Use A Same Random Word In Every Conversation till it loses its meaning and become just a noise.

5.Pretend To Be A Car

-Make appropriate revving noises as you walk or run along and add a racing commentary as you pass classmates in the class.

6.Make Star Trek Noises

-Stand by you class door or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound whenever people open it.

7.Invent A Weird Twitch

-Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out freaky cough noises) and try it out when you present or when you are talking.

8.Make A Low Buzzing Noise

-Keeping a totally straight face and looking totally normal, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.Awesome to do in libraries.

So i leave you guys here on what to do when you are really bored outta your wits by your faci.So try it out if you want..

Till then..

I'm Jamal..

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