Frustration Unnoticed.

It's been a really long day.

School Halloween party. Met Ron.
Walked. Walked. Walked. Slack.
Walked some more.
Met Tin Guan. Slacked some more before heading home.

So anyway, it's 8:20am now.
Somehow it seems different today.
I think it's prolly due to the fact it rained the whole day.
My feet is sore prolly due to unnecessary walking and stuffs.
Wished Jane was awake now. Would be nice to talk to Jane now.
Especially in a time like this. Just a lil tad bit insane now.
I guess its too early for Jane Doe to be awake now.
I think you could call her a new friend but i think otherwise.
So i've decided, i'm not gonna post pics that Danial have posted on facebook.
Coz to me thats a really big waste of effort.
So i'll try update as much as i can and if you are still reading up to this point.
You are the best readers coz some people actually come to blogs just to look at pics.
Well you aren't them and you rule. You rule so much, its starting to get me aroused.
You know, if you are still reading, i'm virtually attracted to you already.
(It is kinda freaky though. I mean if i dont know you. But i digress)
OK enough about me, i'll start now.

This was Ilyana taking the camera from me.
I think i accidentally took a shot of this really awkward process.
You must be thinking, "such a noob this Jamal is."
I did not actually noticed it.
But we do look like a couple with matching color outfits.
And it wasnt planned.

I wanted to dress up as a Mafia but got lazy halfway through it.
So i was kinda a Japanese Yakuza for the day.
Nathan and Amin did not even had costumes on.
So they resorted to paints.
Nathan painted a really busty cleavage for himself.
He often does things for the fun of it.
But i genuinely believe this act got something to do with his fascination for boobies.
Or, as i call them, The Jiggy Bojangles.
Amin tried to paint his face but the process was too tedious and time-consuming.
So he ended up just drawing a blood trail from his lips.
Which was kinda believable.
People actually came up to him and asked, "are you bleeding or something dude?"
"So what are you again," Amin asked.
"I'm a Japanese Yakuza," i replied.
"Oh ya. Its a really forgettable character," he then added.
"ANATA WA NI KA RAN JA NAI!!" I shouted.
"And what's that mean?"
" It means 'How dare you' in Jap" i explained.
"Oh cool, you know a little jap," he said, impressed.
I lied. It meant nothing. It was purely random noises that sounded like jap-words.
Oh there were pirates like everywhere too.
So anyway i did not take lotsa pics there.
Was kinda of too busy having fun.
Another pirate.
All the pirate pirated version one.
So this was them playing the 'Stressball challenge' game.
I played that too. I kind of scared people off by shouting,
"THATS HOW YOU THROW MUTHAFUGGER!".
I said that everytime i threw a ball, regardless whether it hit the target or not.
They stuffed the can with stones so it made the cans harder to knock over.
Thats Nathan playing the game.
FYI: He sucked at it.
Ilyana dressed up too.
She was the mafia. And she kinda looks like the man in the picture of the Mafia wars game in facebook.
She even brought a gun.
A fake one though. Duh.

This was them playing the 'Ring toss' something game.
It looks all nice and pleasing but its really boring and it sucks.
I won a prize there though.
FYI: Nate sucked at this too.
Amin and Il playing the game.
Amin won something too.
Iy was indifferent from Nate.
She sucks at the games too.
Amin and Nate.
Classmate, Band-mates and secondary school mates.
They are in a band.
They are old friends.
And they are in the same class now in Poly.
Lucky buggers.
The guy in black was acting all tough and smart.
"Bouncer siollll!" I exclaimed loudly.
Amin then shouted to the crowd, " Guys, take out IC! The bouncer's gonna check"
After messing around with the bouncer guy, Amin & me messed with the other guy.
"Who are you supposed to be" Amin asked.
"MOSES?" I then added.
The guy kept silent.
He must be a monk then, we thought.
This was Nathan trying to prevent me from taking a pic of his new-found cleavage.
Amin and his blood trail which fooled millions.
Ok maybe not millions, thousands.
Ok maybe i exaggerated a little. About Hundreds of people were fooled.
OK I EXAGGERATED ALOT. About 2 to 5 people were fooled.
Ilyana doing the sexy eyes portrayed in all the James Bond movies.
Sometimes i think she watches the TV too much.
Other days i just wanna slap her nose for nothing and see how she acts.
This was after the party ended.
And we were already going home.
Amin and Nate took the bus while me and Il took the train home.
Initial plan was to go home but i got bored and decided to meet Ron up.

While in the train, me and Il say this humorous brand name.
The name itself was an epic fail attempt.
Fart-in.Fartin. Sounds like farting eh?
I met Ron at Kallang, followed him to his place coz he wanted to change.
And we headed for Town!
We went there to eat a simple snack together while watching some reality tv.
It was a real-life show on a guy trying to get to know a really good looking lass.
It was a nice plot but sadly, he succeeded and got her number.
We wished he failed, that would've made it more funnier.
Ron took this picture and went, "dude it looks like you wore eyeliner or something?"
"Dude, i look like a freaking frog man"
"As a matter of fact," he said, "you totally look like a frog with your fingers like that and stuffs," he then added.
This was us waiting for the rain to stop.
It was alright i guess we saw a few people.
Some were hot as models.
And some were like the aftermath of a pileup accident.
But its all in good fun.
We saw this odd looking installation art piece.
It kinda look like a seed that had menstruation.
Ron went over to look at it and thats when i noticed..
RON WAS CAMOUFLAGED!! He's like a chameleon.
The Lizard not the Pokemon.
This is the infamous Super Big Gulp that we bought to quench our thrist.
But it slowly began to become a burden as neither me or Ron wants to carry it.
So we left it there at the road pillar.
So this pic is taken to show the final moments of our memories of the Super Big Gulp cup.
Real sad huh. We almost cried leaving him there.
Not coz its sad. We almost got fined.
This was one of the few Fashion statement shots we took to show people what we were wearing that day.Rons really colourful i noticed. Especially the shoes i guessed.
And thats me in case you still have no idea how i look like.
It was already Halloween by the time we passed this rubbish chute.
We kinda got freaked out that it looked like there's a bodybag in there.
And then Ron went,"this should appear on MTV cribs"
Totally, 'best' place to live if you a dead cow that is. I thought to myself.
So anyway, our feets were already hurting from all the walking.
We walked the whole night away.
We walked from town to Clarke Quay.
Took detours and such.
If im not wrong it took 2 hours or so.
2 hours walking in the rain can really make your feet hurt.
So we rested at the underpass to Esplanade.
It was just a temporary resting spot where we had fun telling stories and such.
Ron was kinda worn out a bit.
So we rested for a little more.
I was high as hell. No idea why.
Ron took this picture.
He's Amazing!
I like how this picture.
Looks like i'm running away from the police or something. Nice.

I look like freaking King Kong in this one.This was after we continued walking again.
We took shelter at some bus-stop.
It rained really heavily.
You must be wondering why two guys would walk in the rain.
We walked in the rain so no one can see us cry.
FREAKING EMO SIA THAT PHRASE!
But it was all worth it though.
We kinda had lots to see, say and do upon reaching there.
I took this pic coz i like how the light was reflected of the button.
No other apparent reason.
We were just standing at the bridge across the ACM.
It was kinda bright but it makes up for being really quiet and peaceful there.
And then i noticed we were kinda standing in the same stance.
I think me and Ron are somehow related. Like telepathically.
Or we could just be brothers from another mother.
Oh and this was Ron having a discussion about this years financial plan with the ministers.
Do you find something racist about the statues?
Think about it. The guy sitting down is Caucasian.
The two statuettes are a traditional malay and chinese man.
Wheres the Tamil man? Like seriously.
And then i rode on a bull.
Yay! It rained before this happened.
But i just did this without thinking.
That means no matter how happy i looked like in the pic.
I'm actually really sad coz my butt was wet after these few shots.
Ron directed this shot.
Its just looks stupid and funny.
There's no meaning behind it.
This is me.
And that is how Bollywood movies are like.
And i look like a freaking idiot! HAHA.
Now that is how i look like usually.
So please dont you look at the bollywood pic and go,
"Ohh! So thats how Jamal really look like in person"
There was a loud noise from the back so on impulse i turned to see what it was.
Coincidentally Ron took this shot.
I like how this pic is like.
Ron takes nice shots.
I told Ron to look natural.
And he did this face.
"How is that face even natural?" I exclaimed loudly.
"Ok let's try another one," he replied.
"How about this one," he said.
But he finally agreed to look natural.
This was directly infront of us.
I actually went under the sculpture of the bull to see if the sculptor had sculptured balls and penis for the bull. It had a penis-like thingy but no balls.
Sad bull. Go penis no sperm.
I was staring at some random drunk guy.
My legs look broken in this one doesn't it.
We looked down and we noticed there was water.
We kinda panicked a little.
Water around a dry place.
So it could either be,
1. Either of us accidentally peed in our pants(unlikely, still a possibility)
2. The Lampost Peed.
3. Before we came a dog peed on the lampost.
4. Drunk man peed on the lampost.

Realizing that all the options have the word 'Pee' in them,
I guess its natural for us to get a little freaked out.
This was when we walked back to City Hall for no apparent reason at all.
Tin Guan called Ron and asked if he could joined us.
We obviously said yeah.
While he was on the phone i kept camwhoring.
So anyway we told him to meet us at C.H.I.J.M.E.S
since we were already walking to City Hall.
I have no idea why but the flash from my camera is way to bright for any humans face.
We look like ghost for gods sake.
"It looks like the tree is shouting," said Ron.
"It also looks like a Tree Vagina," i added.
"It does indeed," Ron agreed.
We saw another bodybag while on the way to City Hall.
People are really into the spirit of Halloween this year.
Soon after taking this shot, Tin Guan went,
"Eh Jamal, you take picture or me huh? Next time say leh i pose for you"
And thus he did.
Just like he promised.
So they drank and stuffs.
Tin Guan was getting really high.
But this was an exaggerated shot.
Tin Guan just came back from St. James so he kinda told us what happened there and so on.
Some really funny stories about him grinding a girl and then finding out it was a dude or something.
We found beer kegs there too.
But it was kinda empty.
So nothing so special.
After i took this shot, Tinguan explained to me that he thought he looked like an idiot and i should delete the picture.
i replied, "it's not that bad. You look like a Graceful Ballerina."
Spent the whole morning there before taking the train home.

So we kept on taking pics and camwhoring.
Tinguan mentioned that Camwhoring is not only for girls.
Guys also can lor.*exact words said by him*
I knew Tin Guan for quite some time but never actually took a pic with him.
Not even once. So there's a first for everything.
We took the pic above and notice our eye looks really small so we open wide for the next shot.
And the results were obvious.
We became more freaky. Like living zombies to be precise.
So we took another one that was normal.
And luckily, to us, it did look normal or we could have been taking pictures for the whole morning.
We three agreed that this pic is in fact our favourite one out of the whole lot.
And i look really happy. Not sure if thats a good or a bad thing.
Tin Guan mentioned how the angle we took at were wrong.
But nevertheless, the pic was still nice.
Due to the people in it.
Me and Tin Guan still crazy over pics.
The CHINESE boys and their tradition Yam-Seng picture.
And they kept drinking and drinking and drinking.
All fun and games till one of you gets wasted.
LIKE THIS.
Wasted like road kill.
It almost looks like i am dead.
I like to believe i am sometimes.
And this was taken before we pack up and got ready to head home.
Us walking to City Hall MRT.
And i'm still taking pictures.
i think i kind of qualifies to be a girl.
Well kinda. I don't get periods so i'm not much of a girl afterall.
After taking this shot, Tin Guan explained that to chinese people, if you take a picture of them sleeping, it means you want them to die earlier.
"But intentionally i took a picture of that indian man with the bluetooth.Your face just happen to be in it," I explained.
"In that case, its ok. He'll die not me," he replied me.
I walked home feeling tired and a little upset.
But somehow walking in the morning kinds of cheer up in a way.
Its just more quiet in the morning and i think its sort of like an escape from all the noises you hear everyday.

I started this post at 8 if i'm wrong.
Its 8pm now.
This post took 12 hours to make.


I'm Jamal.
Love, steal me away.
Cause i had enough of this.
Cause we're growing up way too fast.

I'm Not Trying To Paint An Impression.

Me and Shahir when we visited the Singapore History Museum.
We are Royalty.You better believe it.

Few stuffs been happening.
Probably the most distinct one was obviously Chin Kok's chalet.
I think most people don't know this about me.
But i read novels in my free time.
So if you see me reading, please don't go "he got read one meh"
Coz it kinda demotivates me.

So today's Rjs was about vampires and stuff. And i kinda wrote a story.
Just thought i share it here.

The question was : Create a story, in not more than 20 sentences, based on an image of a vampire.

This is the story i wrote:

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The lightning from the thunderstorm cast a faint light that lit up the alley for a mere half a second and for the very first time, I saw his facial features.

“You know, I’ve actually fantasized about meeting someone like you but this is not how I thought it would unfold. “

“Let me guess love,” he said in a really thick English accent, “ya reckon’ we are all lovey dovey bunch of creatures don’t ya? Tis’ is typical human behaviour, thinking ya are the only ones here and always thinking ya are right every time. Well have I got news for ya ; we’re everywhere, we live among you humans, we do not climb tree and we very well do not sparkle in sunlight. Obviously not all of us are good looking, there’s Ziggs, my mate, and girls run away at the very sight of him. I reckon this all had to do with that tenny bopper movie tweee-light or something. Some of us actually watched that and imagined our surprise when we saw what ya humans thought of us.”

The conversation died abruptly.

It all seemed too far-fetched to be real, I thought to myself.

A real life vampire talking to me, no, this must be some sort of sick joke someone is trying to play on me. But if he was a ‘real’ vampire, he sure is a good looking one.

“Oh I know that look anywhere. It’s the should-I-believe-what-this-self-proclaimed-vampire-says look. Everyone gets it after they know about it. Well I assure ya I am the real deal – what and how else would ya explain all those women who went missing so suddenly in the middle of the night. Relax. I will make it quick and painless. “

I am going to die aren’t i? The thought raced through my mind.

But somehow, I wasn’t at all afraid. I just stood rooted to the spot. My limbs were lifeless and death was drawing nearer and nearer to me.

This is it I guess.

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You know what people.
I'm kinda lazy to blog now.
HAHAHA!!

I'll do the real update tomorrow.
Sorry man. Im such a liar.

I'm Jamal.
Like the Man who walked before me.
I'm Afraid.

It's nice. It really is.

*When was the last time you were so happy you forgot all the troubles*
*i think i'm somehow dead on the inside*

Ok. I guess i been dragging this post for wayyyy too long. Its not like i have been busy or caught up this past few days. But its just somethings been happening and i oughtta take care of it before it gets worst. So yea, hope it ends tomorrow and then i shall forever be free.


Todays been rather nice.
I mean class has been good, a little boring and demeaning but overall ok.
Hung out after class and stuffs today.
Well the initial plan was to wait.
But that plan gone horribly wrong.
So i ended up waiting a long time without the other party knowing im waiting.
Kinda ended up waiting for 3 or 4 hours.
I think im weird cause normally people would get angry.
But it doesnt mind me at all.
In fact nothing seemed to bother me much except she-who-must-not-be-name.
So here's a few stuffs i been keeping up on lately.


Sufian Wet Backside Day

There's no definite answer to this image. Its all up to your imagination.
It could be,
1)He peed in his pants
2)He had menstruation coz he is in fact a girl
3)He had diarrhea while he was with us
4)His penis was actually deformed and it was at his butt cheeks instead of his crotch
5)His butt is actually a tap and it was leaking
Just use your imaginations and gimme ideas.
If Sufian scolds you say i gave you the authority to do so.
Shahir's butt was wet too.And he was happy about it too.
But it was coz he sat on a wet floor so don't compare him to Sufian.
Sufian must be reading this and going, "Jamal freaking BIASED!"
My butt was wet too.
But i was wearing black so it wasn't visible.
I think i got a pretty nice round ass. HAHA
Wet backside Man stands up like Godzilla awakened from his long slumber.
He moved in loud rough slow motion movements.
It was artistically pleasing and hilariously stupid at the same time.
Shahir claims that the kids in Africa are so poor that they basically eat anything.
Even soft drink cans.
So thats him making the face of a African Child after receiving a Can for his/her birthday.

Thats it for WET BACKSIDE DAY.


SUFIAN FEMININE SIDE
So anyway, most of you guys might be going like, why is he so harsh towards sufian?
Why does he keep refering to sufian as a girl? Why is he so mean to sufian?
Its not my fault entire if you wanna know.
I mean just take a look at this few pics.
Its not clear here but yeah.
He's wearing a Bra.
And you still think i'm evil?
I mean his like really proud of it.
So its not actually my fault that i tease him as such.
Ouh and kanesh was going for the Sharp nipple look.
I mean i could be wrong in the other shots but dont you think he just looks so happy in a bra? Its just too creepy to be exact.
Oh! Shucks! I kind of forgot to rotate the pic.
Oh and i took the liberty of stuffing the bra with newspaper.
Haha! i made you tilt your head to the left.
*as quoted from shahir*

SCHOOL STUFFS

Schools been rather fulfilling and fun at times too.
Other times it just seemed like a really long day.
So we had Production Practicum the other day.
Same team as Carmen, Amni and Rabin.
Rabin is cool. Batman & Rabin.
Amni on the Camcorder.
Carmen working on the Reflector.
Rabin The Model!
We had to take several shots around the school and the guys, Me and Rabin had to carry all the lighting equipments and stuffs. Really heavy stuffs.
All that lighting eqiupment were really heavy and delicate.
Freaking fragile to be precise.
Spoil one or break one and that's 5k out of your bank account.
Yeap. If you noticed i'm taking the pics so im not in the shots.
This led the faci to say, " So where and what were you doing?"
It was a harmless joke though. But i felt victimized. Haha
This was back in the Studio.
The place is filled with all kinds of freaking weird and cool gadgets.
I just wanna go to that place and mess it up.
Rabin gets into character when he was Modeling.
He is such a driven person.
Rabin in character again.
So anyway me and Rabin were the only ones left to return the equipment.
We kind of felt angry but we digress.
"We're have to show them what we're made of! " I told him.
"We sure will in the next week," he replied.


This is Madness! Madness? THIS IS WEBCAM!

So this is some really uber late pictures that never made it online anywhere.
And i recently found it while looking for songs that were deep hidden in sub-folders.
So i thought, Why not i just post it for funs sake?

This was me webcamming with Juyee.
I like Capes. In fact i love it.
I used to tie towel around my neck and act like Superman.
But Supermans not too cool now.
So i was going for the Count Dracula Look.
She told me to look at her eye.
Something about it being red.
I just found it weird as it reminds me of the scene in Lord of The Rings.
Lord Sauron if im not wrong.
She did this ridiculous face as soon as i turn back to face the camera.
So that explains my Sotong face.
I place the towel on my head and asked her.
Do you think i look like a Singh?
"Nope not at all," she replied.
Awwww. She's so kind. I thought to myself.
"You look more like a terrorist," she then added.
Don't know if you can see it but my UT grades spells out "B,A,D".

And all i cant be, everything you want me to be.
But we haven't spoke in days,
Yet infact it's been a matter of weeks.
And so the next time that you need me don't expect to call

I'm Jamal.
The TV's a portal.
But honestly, I don't sive a ghit.

Make Room For New Female Behaviour.

This blog has not been updated.
I mean i would love to update but nothing interesting been going on lately.
I could share a few stories here and there but i don't know.
I mean, i went out to a primary school hari raya outing.
i guess i would update on that sooner or later.

These past few days have been quick.
Too quick to be precise.
I'm going to start school soon.
And its really rainy too.
Kinda cooling to be honest.

Oh just a random story i might wanna add.
I think 3 or 4 days back i was thinking of cutting my hair short.
I was really in a dilemma on whether i should.
But i digress and postponed the thought for the next day.
I mean it was already nighttime and i had to catch up on some sleep.
That very night i dreamt i cut my hair and all my friends didnt reconized me.
Kinda sad huh. I mean i actually went like hey people and stuffs.
While the only thing they replied was you're not Jamal, Jamal has long hair.
I remembered waking up in the middle of the night, having a cold sweat.
It was then that i thought to myself, "you know, i could keep my hair for a little longer"

I'm Jamal.
I'm prepared for lotsa things.
But somethings just scared the shit out of me.
Even when i braced myself for it.

The 2nd's a Charm.

I think its sad.
Yea i really think it is.
How people take everything seriously nowadays.
Well somethings are just meant for us to look at and laugh.
While other things are just there to make you go, "hmmmm.Wished i thought of that"
I'm seriously lacking. Of something.
Not too sure myself. Its just something you know you lack.

Its 3 now and i'm listening to Jónsi & Alex.
It really sets the aura for the night i guess.
So many things i wanna do, so many things i wanna say.
Nothing comes out and nothing happens nowadays.
I just can't seem to take control of everything.
Talked to a friend lately.
Kinda told her stuffs.
But you know, i have this feeling she kinda did not listened.
But the thing is, its kinda fun to like you know, tell someone about something.
Even if they aren't listening.
I may have been talking to myself but still its nice to let it out sometimes.
Well it may just have been me but i think i enjoyed that.
Its not sarcastic. Its just a really funny enjoyable experience.

I envy people.
Not all.
Just some.
Its not some evil jealousy.
Its just.
I wished i was more like them.
They seemed more prepared for things.
I'm just not cut out for the things life has in store.

But the weird thing is..

Am i.
Out of control?
Or.
Have i found something.
Something more profound.

This is getting stupid.
Getting worked up over nothing.
I need the rest.
I need the sleep.
I need the shut eye.
I just noticed, i'm staying awake to make sure someone sleeps.
Haha. The Irony.

I Like You But Maybe I'm Just Like You.

PART 2 is here.

So there were a few things that i promised in the previous post.
I think you guys probably know whats all that about already.
No thanks to Danial for upload the whole 136 photos at facebook.

So anyway, this post has obviously been dragged long enough.
Been abit too busy, tired or just plain lazy this past few days.
And it's hard to get closure nowadays.
Far too many distractions and stuffs.
So anyway,its been long enough so i guess i'll just blog now.

That, as i promised is the Pit Of Death.
Its neverending. The hole i mean.
Me and Shahir came up with this theory,
Which means, it must be true.
Ta-Dah!!!!
Sufian takes off his top.
But he's really fit so nevermind.
Told you his fit.
He has the ever-so-awesome hourglass figure.
*looks at the pic above. MAJOR FACE-PALM*
Word could never describe such a phenomenon.
So lets just let your minds do the talking.
To be honest i wanted to take a pic without him.
But he was in the way so i just went with it.
The same thing happened here.
And finally i got what i wanted.
But i have no idea if it was better or not.
Well no harm trying.
That rock was seriously heavy.
So Dan went, " take a pic of me. I think i look like the Hulk"
He did so shouting, " AHHHHhhhrrrhhhhhhhggggggg"
Seeing Danial did as such.
Kanesh picked up two small stones and imitated Danial.
And i took the pic again.
I think the lamp posts are cool.
Lamp posts are much cooler in pictures than they are in real life.
That's Chin Kok's hand.
Holding up a love-shaped leaf.
I really like how this shot turned out.
That's the same heart-shaped leaf i was talking about in the previous pic.
We were all still looking for rocks/stones/boulders/pebbles/marble tiles/broken bricks to throw.
And i really mean it.
That place have too much stuffs.
Its like people just dump construction leftovers at there.
This was Danial throwing a rather heavy rock.
And after which, he did so accompanied with this face.
Which to be honest kinda got laughs from everyone.
So they did it too.
The After-look-of-Danial-after-he-throws-a-heavy-rock face.
Kanesh picked up this wood thingy.
It looked pretty much normal till he went around acting like its a shotgun.
And then we went, " hey! It does look like a shotgun."
I guess we are abit slow.
Just a teeny wee lil bit slow though.
That was how far we had already walked.
We were walking and throwing rocks and stuffs.
We walked till we kinda forgot about the distance and the weather and such.
This was me directing them as i wanted to take a pic where they were all throwing rocks.

The first one was a failure.
At least thats what i say.
Well i'm directing the shot.
So that means i'm forever correct.
The 2nd try at the same ideology.
I think it kinda turned out fairly well to be honest.
And also they kinda loved the shot too.
So 2nd shot was a success!
Yay to Jamal.
And off they went to throw more rock.
I know it all seems really dull when you read it.
But there's just something with guys and throwing heavy rocks and seeing them crash and break into piece while listening to the sound of rocks clashing with one another.
In case you girls are like wondering what i am talking about.
Its the complete same thing as why we guys don't understand girls attachment to bags and shoes and tops and accessories and stuffs.
Mus acting gay.
He told me to take a pic of that.
I did so as i am so very nice. :) <- I even placed a smile there for your viewing pleasure.
The extremely gay shot that moved the world.
Or maybe just the group.
"Wah! Shahir, you look like something out of a poverty article! Can see your ribcage sia" Danial thought loudly.
And yes. Our friend was still emoing.
NICE!
So they picked up a bunch of rocks and stuffs here and there and played with it.
This is Danials illustration of what will happen with you take too much viagra.
You'll become SOLID HARD. Literally.
The rainclouds were closing in but we were having farrrrr too much fun to be leaving.
There was this boulder that could be moved.
So I tried to move the boulder by pushing it with my foot.
And the rest asked Sufian to help me.
Coz they wanted to take a picture...
Of Sufian's Crack.
And as you have noticed, Chin Kok took the liberty of naming it.
Its the Crack Of Faith!
Kanesh is really light and we usually like to carry him around as it feel like as if we are pro wrestlers.
Kanesh usually doesnt mind being carried and thrown around as it is all for fun.
But in this particular situation he retaliated and shouted, "Dey! This one if you drop me i die leh! Rocks la dey!"
We saw this rock with writings on it.
Some people might say its stupid.
I think its cool though.
What i don't get is, why amongst all the friendly messages are there a jewish star at the top right hand corner?
Danial was having fun dipping his feet into the water which was shockingly quite clean.
While he was busy doing so, we ran and hid from him.
Yeah i know, childish but wayyy fun unless if you are the victim.
While we were hiding.
The Crack Of Faith decided to appear again.
What a rare sight so i captured it.
Not once but twice.
This time with an alibi.
And mus is my alibi this time.
This was taken by Chin Kok.
Pure genius i might wanna add.
One of Shahirs toe got cut and there was blood. Like DUHHH.
Danial in the other hand explained that this is called Male Menses.
In case you are wondering why i took this.
Look to the right side of the pic, it was raining there.
Cool huh.
" Sufian can i just smack your belly just one time and see how the shockwaves travel from your belly?"
Yeap he really did asked that question.
This was Kanesh dancing.
We told him to danced like this till we reach home but sadly.
It didn't happened.
"What do you think that cloud looks like" I asked Shahir.
" A Penis, " he replied confidently. " A really spoiled penis," he then added.
And Sufian still has his shirt off.

Shahir took a branch from the floor and practiced kendo all the way from seletar dam.
He did so on the road.
Kanesh took a stick from the ground and started whacking himself.
THAIPUSAM!!!
Shahir was still doing kendo training.
He also yelled at cars that drove past us.
" Aren't you afraid now?! " He yelled.
We stop to eat at a Coffee Station.
It looks exactly like a coffee shop but it is a station.
Slacked coz we saw certain things that were sad.
And i mean it sad, even for me.
And then i took this pic for fun to cheer them up.
And Kanesh was like, "i would seriously date this girl if she was real!"
Danial was like, "Yeah me too. I would so do her!"
And i was like, " Can you guys please stop talking about my face in such a manner?"
And pics we took.
This was after we recorded the sound clip "Surf's Up"
We kept taking pics till....
Shahir said something about Dumbeldore being an ass for being gay.
And this sparked off a battle.
It was intense.
You can tell by Kanesh expression.

Yeap. That's all the pic i have for this post.
I'll update soon.

I'm Jamal.
Do you ever wondered what it would be like?
To stick around long enough for me to be polite.

She's Missing. Find Her!

So as i said yesterday, I'm back today.
Mr. Jamal gonna blog about yesterday.
So what did happened yesterday.
I met the Talibans and we hung out again.
We did a recording somewhere.
If your interested in listening to it.
You can listen to it either on this here.

So the pics starts here.
This is a rather long post.
So i'll be splitting it up to two post.
The first shot of the day goes to Danial after Sufian pinched his nipple.
Yeap really gay. Relax, i'm never in such activities.
I'm the chilled laid back kind.
So we planned to go to Seletar Dam.
Which is also Lower Seletar Reservoir.
Sufians place was nearby so we head to his place for a bit before continuing.
"I'll show you guys something cool later," he told us.
"These footprints were all made by me"Sufian said proudly.
"THIS ISN'T COOL!" We all protested.

This was us waiting for Sufian.
I need entertainment so i played with the cigarette box.
Chin Kok was messaging someone so i guess he did not need entertainment.
Danial played with a cigarette.
And Shahir with the camera.
Thats his shirt by the way.
Sufian finally came down with water.
But it was like 2/10 full.
So we kinda like had to share small volume of water.
While he drank his bird nest shit in the above pic.
And he drank that bird nest thing alone.
Stingy little fella. Well he's not that little.
Stingy big fella.
This is Shahirs 10 megapixel phone.
He works on the principle of functionality.
So as long as the phone works, its alright.
I agree with him.
And guess what i found out.
My handphone is about the same length as the cigarette box.
Hurray for Jamal's observation skills.
One of the unexplained mysteries of life itself.
He appears to be looking at the camera but the weird thing is you can tell he is not looking at the lens.
I think the proper word is 'Spacing Out'.
"If you got it, flaunt it!"
If you are following the blog you would understand what i just said.
Shahir told sufian to keep still.
And thus Sufian did and smiling thinking Shahir was snapping a pic of him.
" And there you have it! A pic of the litter box!" Shahir exclaimed.
Since Sufian already smiled for the previous shot and got jacked by Shahirs actions.
We decided to be nice and laugh at him and taking this shot.
This was us doing the Sufian face.
" MAN! When aunties visit your blog, they're gonna be like ehh 4-D number ah sia" Shahir said.
" Aunties looking for 4-D aren't the audience i was looking for in the first place but if they are happy coming to my blog....Okay then," i replied.
"What if you played soccer while riding a motorbike?Do you think that's allowed?" Shahir asked.
"More happiness for the Aunties of your blog,"Shahir said.
If they ever did come to your blog,"he added.
He took this pic because,
1)The auntie was wearing a finding Nemo shirt.
2)She walked past us.
3) She had specs which meant she could be a librarian.
Yea. Thats it i think.
"Oh and she has sideburns like The Rock" Danial pointed out.
Danial mentioned about how he thought she look like a Xiao Mei Mei from the back.
"You really think so huh?" i asked him.
"I don't think so, I KNOW SO!" he replied.
This is Chin Koks foot.
He wore this new slippers that had like miniature mountains on the surface of it.
That explains the amazing tessellated image found on his feet.
Shahir pointed to the sign and shouted,"No you can't throw black ice cubes here!"
No idea whether Shahir wanted to take a picture of Sufian shirt or my head.
This was doing my famous indonesian tribal dance/slide.
Only happens when i can slide on the ground.
He tried walking like that till he almost felled.
It would have been funnier if he actually felled.
We walked past this man while walking.
We kinda thought that he looks like Einstein.The smart one not the bald one.
So Shahir took a pic of it as it was evidence that Einstein is Asian.
I always wear shorts under jeans or any pants.
Just in case of emergencies.
It paid off that day coz there was something on the back of the pants.
Being able to take off the pants was a blessing.
But it still made me look like a flasher in public.



There was this ditch that we saw on the way there.
Danial told us that it was proof of a meteorite landing that hit Singapore very long ago.
Doing stupid stuffs on the cross junction of Lower Seletar Reservoir.
Again with the stupid stuffs.
We tried to move as quick as the speed limit and see if we got fined.
But we got tired before reaching the speed limit.
We saw lotsa stuffs while walking there.
We saw this humongous leaf.
We call it The MEGA LEAF!
Look! A naked tree!
An Albino plan. And a rock.
And we also spotted Chin Koks Infamous ass.
The SP students holding up their Admin cards behind a thing that is NOT a safety barrier with the initials SP coincidentally inscribed on it.
That was a surprisingly detailed explanation.
Crab catching man.
I wonder if she used pokeballs.
We saw this make-shift shelter.
So they decided to act like homeless people.
Shahir really looks the part.
What i don't get is whats with the plastic back 'tudung'.
*Tudung is the headgear, the one muslim women wear
It looks alright at first.
But if you look closely, Danial is eating styrofoam.
And Shahir looks real sad.
What a sad, sad bunch.
Smokers sio!
Mud-loving Man!
We saw barnacles on a battery.
Weren't you amazed by that?
We seriously were amazed by that.

"Look guys! A tyre!" Sufian shouted.
" That's not a tyre!That's a vagina" Me and Shahir said.
"That's CRAP! " He replied us.
"You wanna know what crap is?" we asked him.
*looks around and sees...*
"NOW THAT'S A CRAB!"
I felt so proud at that moment of time.
I could feel Shahir did so too.
We are such proud creatures.
He got tired talking to us so he sat and watched us from above like a hawk.
A really lazy hawk. To be precise.
We saw Khairul there too.
This was when Mus took over the cam for a awhile.
He took some nice natural shots.
Well isn't this just a really nice pic.
What could go wrong when you have Me in the picture.
I forgot what or where i was pointing to though.
Thats Khairul.I think.
I sorta forgot his name.
I did not tell him that though.
So i kept calling him 'eh' and tried to avoid saying names while he was there.






All taken by Mus so i had no idea what to write for it.
We ventured even deeper into the dam.
Oh and Kanesh joined us too. He came pretty late.
Sufian was still on the top looking down on us.
It looked like it was gonna rain but we still went on.
We found this hose like thingy.
But claimed that it was a snake.
A few passerbys believed us.
IDIOTS!! HAHA!

End of part 1.
Be sure to read part 2 soon.
These are a few thing that are in part 2,
1) The pit of death
2)Someone takes off his shirt and its not Danial
3)There's asscracks. Sexual content.

Part 2 will be up soon.


I'm Jamal.
You know what i really hate?
I hate it when i press the cPS LOCK BUTTON WHEN I AM TRYING TO TYPE 'A'..