It's Not Much Of A Weekend If You Still Have to Wake up Early.

I know I haven't been updating lately.
The truth is, i haven't been chugging my camera along for every trip.
Which obviously means no post.
No pics = no post.
But anyway i brought my camera out today.
Even if it was a while, i still got a few pics.

So anyway, the days been really good these past few days.
Except for a few happenings.
But mostly its all good.
So its a Saturday today. And I'm kinda stuck at home.
Sad huh?
Speaking of which, i just started doing something i stopped a long time ago.
I'm watching TV again.

And don't mind this but this is for a girl.
I wrote it to express my feelings to her.

Your hair is more beautiful than all the hair ads i've seen.
For it bend and curls even without the wind.
Your face cheers me up when I'm down.
For you look worst when you smile then when you frown.
You're the best thing i've ever seen.
Coz you're the only chick that reminds me of Wolverine.

Ms. Khatijah. LOL.

Ok here i officially start.

Noticed the sky when i was in my room.
If you are wondering this was taken from my bedroom window.
I usually stare out the window when i'm bored.
Sometimes i see things like shooting stars and pokemon shaped clouds.
Oh and i once saw a UFO too.
Not sure if it was one though.
Lately i been feeling like i'm living in a dirty fishtank.
They hung this green net like thingy outside my place.
This causes a green hue to engulf my living room making it look like im in algae infested waters.
I took this as i went out. I found it really weird though.
There were these wheelbarrows but no one.
And i really mean it, no one at all.
I actually thought of stealing the wheelbarrow but the inner me said,
"Where you gonna keep it and what are you gonna do with it Stupid?!".
I replied, " I believe you won this argument Inner Me."
I met up with Shahir to get something to drink and slacked for bit.
We went to this humongous clock shop.
Lotsa clocks there reminding you the time.
Sure sucks if you work there and you came to work late.
The whole day was comprised of me and Sha walking around placing to see old things with our new-found attention for details.
Like for example, this guy was holding a Kuda Kepang thingy.
"I find Kuda Kepang Scary," Shahir told me.
"Honestly, I find it..Stupid." I explained to him.
We then turned and looked at the guy again for a whole three seconds.
"You know what, I take my word back. It is indeed stupid" Shahir added.
The whole trip was about walking around Khatib to go to places we knew existed but never actually went to.
So this was one of them.
We call this place, The Alley Of Death.
Okay! We didnt call it that.
I made that up.
You can't actually see it that clearly in this pic.
But this is the first ever person i ever seen in my 17+ years of living that jogs on the hills.
Yeah now you can see it.
He jogs at the hills.
Shahir deduced that when you run on the treadmill, there is the inclination function.
Well this is exactly the same thing, only more natural.
This is the Garden at Khatib that no one goes to.
Seriously. A Failed project by the HDB.
I was too lazy to find a dustbin so i threw my bubble tea in the gutter.
Shahir then explained to me that when it rained, the water was gonna wash my cup away deeper into the gutter and cause a clogging and Singapore will then be flooded just like how it was like in the movie 2012. I replied, " Nevermind. Leave it to the Chinese to build an Ark"
This is a Visual Representation of how Rebellious me and Sha are.
We threw the cup in front of a sign that said No Littering.
We used the idea of paradoxes to visually connect to the minds of the Audience.
*i know what you are thinking. FUCKING CHIM SIA*
It's a Fire Hydrant!!!
With 4-D number!!
AHhhhhhHHhhhHhH..
Go Buy now!
Another one of the HDB initiatives.
A sheltered walkway that seems relatively familiar to the Shaolin Monk Temples in China.
"Leave it to the Chinese..." said Shahir.
"They'll build an Ark.." I continued.
I saw this cage/barbecue like thingy and said,
" You know you're broke when you use a cage as a grill for barbecue"
Shahir then explained to me that this used to be a Chinchilla Cage.
But someone set it on fire burning the Chinchilla with it.
And the family kept it as a remembrance.
A remembrance of how Barbecued Chinchilla tasted like.
I found this bottles lining up peculiar and took a shot of it.
Up to this point of time, we were taking so many shots of the public that
some people actually thought we were like undercover NEA agents.
*I wanted to use the word 'workers' but 'agents' sounded way cooler*
**take this for an example. Would you rather be a Secret Agent or a Secret Worker?**
Saw this pile of Green Shit on the grass.
It looked like thorns.
It felt like thorns.
There were thorns on it.
So me and Shahir shouted, " We hereby claim that this is a SEAWEED!"
So we zoomed into the Seaweed.
And Zoomed again we did.
And then we decided to take the whole picture.
And OMG! did you noticed.

There was a handphone on the ground!
Weren't so attentive were you.
If you did not noticed that, you would probably failed your math O level papers.
Coz you weren't attentive.Ok i was joking.
There it is again.
Like showroom like that huh.
The New Nokia 10 megapixel phone with in-built water bottle.
Now that was random.
OH LOOK!!!!
Another 4-D number for your Viewing Pleasures!!!
GO AND BUY!!
OR...
GO DIE!
This, my friends, are the places all your shit goes to.
Sad but true. But don't worry.
This is like Heaven for Shits.
Flowers on the Floor.
No particular reason why i took this.
Just wanted to share it with you guys.
3 sad lonely flowers on the floor.
They probably got Disowned by their tree parents.
Sad sad sad sad individual.
And OMG! there was a phone there too.
It was in the previous shot too.
If you didn't see it before.
You probably just failed your A level Maths.
The New Nokia 12.8 Megapixel Phone with In-built Pokedex and Master ball.

We just kept walking around Yishun St 81.
Thats where i live.
Its not that glamorous but i like it.
Do you see it?
Crop circles!!!
"Yeah, crop circle made by bangla on wheels" Sha added.
"And by the holy name of giant yellow flaming salamanders, LOOK AT THAT!"
"Look at what?"
"That building has a cleavage!"
"Now that's Sexy!"
This reminded me of L4D.
You know those arrows that lead you to the safe house.
If you never played L4D before and have no idea what L4D is,
Its time to get out from under that rock and look around.
Yes the War is Over. You don't have to seek refuge for so long.
The new building that was built not too long ago.
Its still in the construction stage but its looking good already.
"It's probably a showroom" Shahir said.
"Showroom for the new condo that is gonna be built here huh" I asked.
"Nope. A showroom for Big Yellow Furry Unicorns" He answered.
"Now that makes sense. I wished i was as clever as you" I then added.
Mr. Construction worker wakes up from Afternoon Nap.
Fee Fi Fo Fum! He says.
And on the way home we saw a terrorist!!
AHHHH!! Suspicious article.
Big bag = bomb!
AHHHHHH!!!
They were gonna bomb the stadium i guess.
And this is Optimus Prime.
This is the hill that we passed earlier.
While walking back, guess who we saw..
It's Mr. Jog-On-the-Hills Guy!
Such a dedicated guy.
Very disciplined to his routine of jogging up the hills.
We felt like Giants.
We actually went up the HDB to just look at the clouds which was turning gray.
We really felt like Giants.
And then I realized that i can see my room from where i was standing.
We were kinda stalking my room.
Guess which one of this is my room.
We slacked finally at Khatib Central till it goes dark.
And i really mean it.
I have picture evidence.
Bright.
Darker then before.
Darkest!
But the sky was still nice though.
That have to be one of the things me and Shahir enjoy most.
Looking at clouds and then telling each other what stupid shits we see in them.


I'm Jamal.
Let's spend out last days as children.
With your hands in mine.

Frustration Unnoticed.

It's been a really long day.

School Halloween party. Met Ron.
Walked. Walked. Walked. Slack.
Walked some more.
Met Tin Guan. Slacked some more before heading home.

So anyway, it's 8:20am now.
Somehow it seems different today.
I think it's prolly due to the fact it rained the whole day.
My feet is sore prolly due to unnecessary walking and stuffs.
Wished Jane was awake now. Would be nice to talk to Jane now.
Especially in a time like this. Just a lil tad bit insane now.
I guess its too early for Jane Doe to be awake now.
I think you could call her a new friend but i think otherwise.
So i've decided, i'm not gonna post pics that Danial have posted on facebook.
Coz to me thats a really big waste of effort.
So i'll try update as much as i can and if you are still reading up to this point.
You are the best readers coz some people actually come to blogs just to look at pics.
Well you aren't them and you rule. You rule so much, its starting to get me aroused.
You know, if you are still reading, i'm virtually attracted to you already.
(It is kinda freaky though. I mean if i dont know you. But i digress)
OK enough about me, i'll start now.

This was Ilyana taking the camera from me.
I think i accidentally took a shot of this really awkward process.
You must be thinking, "such a noob this Jamal is."
I did not actually noticed it.
But we do look like a couple with matching color outfits.
And it wasnt planned.

I wanted to dress up as a Mafia but got lazy halfway through it.
So i was kinda a Japanese Yakuza for the day.
Nathan and Amin did not even had costumes on.
So they resorted to paints.
Nathan painted a really busty cleavage for himself.
He often does things for the fun of it.
But i genuinely believe this act got something to do with his fascination for boobies.
Or, as i call them, The Jiggy Bojangles.
Amin tried to paint his face but the process was too tedious and time-consuming.
So he ended up just drawing a blood trail from his lips.
Which was kinda believable.
People actually came up to him and asked, "are you bleeding or something dude?"
"So what are you again," Amin asked.
"I'm a Japanese Yakuza," i replied.
"Oh ya. Its a really forgettable character," he then added.
"ANATA WA NI KA RAN JA NAI!!" I shouted.
"And what's that mean?"
" It means 'How dare you' in Jap" i explained.
"Oh cool, you know a little jap," he said, impressed.
I lied. It meant nothing. It was purely random noises that sounded like jap-words.
Oh there were pirates like everywhere too.
So anyway i did not take lotsa pics there.
Was kinda of too busy having fun.
Another pirate.
All the pirate pirated version one.
So this was them playing the 'Stressball challenge' game.
I played that too. I kind of scared people off by shouting,
"THATS HOW YOU THROW MUTHAFUGGER!".
I said that everytime i threw a ball, regardless whether it hit the target or not.
They stuffed the can with stones so it made the cans harder to knock over.
Thats Nathan playing the game.
FYI: He sucked at it.
Ilyana dressed up too.
She was the mafia. And she kinda looks like the man in the picture of the Mafia wars game in facebook.
She even brought a gun.
A fake one though. Duh.

This was them playing the 'Ring toss' something game.
It looks all nice and pleasing but its really boring and it sucks.
I won a prize there though.
FYI: Nate sucked at this too.
Amin and Il playing the game.
Amin won something too.
Iy was indifferent from Nate.
She sucks at the games too.
Amin and Nate.
Classmate, Band-mates and secondary school mates.
They are in a band.
They are old friends.
And they are in the same class now in Poly.
Lucky buggers.
The guy in black was acting all tough and smart.
"Bouncer siollll!" I exclaimed loudly.
Amin then shouted to the crowd, " Guys, take out IC! The bouncer's gonna check"
After messing around with the bouncer guy, Amin & me messed with the other guy.
"Who are you supposed to be" Amin asked.
"MOSES?" I then added.
The guy kept silent.
He must be a monk then, we thought.
This was Nathan trying to prevent me from taking a pic of his new-found cleavage.
Amin and his blood trail which fooled millions.
Ok maybe not millions, thousands.
Ok maybe i exaggerated a little. About Hundreds of people were fooled.
OK I EXAGGERATED ALOT. About 2 to 5 people were fooled.
Ilyana doing the sexy eyes portrayed in all the James Bond movies.
Sometimes i think she watches the TV too much.
Other days i just wanna slap her nose for nothing and see how she acts.
This was after the party ended.
And we were already going home.
Amin and Nate took the bus while me and Il took the train home.
Initial plan was to go home but i got bored and decided to meet Ron up.

While in the train, me and Il say this humorous brand name.
The name itself was an epic fail attempt.
Fart-in.Fartin. Sounds like farting eh?
I met Ron at Kallang, followed him to his place coz he wanted to change.
And we headed for Town!
We went there to eat a simple snack together while watching some reality tv.
It was a real-life show on a guy trying to get to know a really good looking lass.
It was a nice plot but sadly, he succeeded and got her number.
We wished he failed, that would've made it more funnier.
Ron took this picture and went, "dude it looks like you wore eyeliner or something?"
"Dude, i look like a freaking frog man"
"As a matter of fact," he said, "you totally look like a frog with your fingers like that and stuffs," he then added.
This was us waiting for the rain to stop.
It was alright i guess we saw a few people.
Some were hot as models.
And some were like the aftermath of a pileup accident.
But its all in good fun.
We saw this odd looking installation art piece.
It kinda look like a seed that had menstruation.
Ron went over to look at it and thats when i noticed..
RON WAS CAMOUFLAGED!! He's like a chameleon.
The Lizard not the Pokemon.
This is the infamous Super Big Gulp that we bought to quench our thrist.
But it slowly began to become a burden as neither me or Ron wants to carry it.
So we left it there at the road pillar.
So this pic is taken to show the final moments of our memories of the Super Big Gulp cup.
Real sad huh. We almost cried leaving him there.
Not coz its sad. We almost got fined.
This was one of the few Fashion statement shots we took to show people what we were wearing that day.Rons really colourful i noticed. Especially the shoes i guessed.
And thats me in case you still have no idea how i look like.
It was already Halloween by the time we passed this rubbish chute.
We kinda got freaked out that it looked like there's a bodybag in there.
And then Ron went,"this should appear on MTV cribs"
Totally, 'best' place to live if you a dead cow that is. I thought to myself.
So anyway, our feets were already hurting from all the walking.
We walked the whole night away.
We walked from town to Clarke Quay.
Took detours and such.
If im not wrong it took 2 hours or so.
2 hours walking in the rain can really make your feet hurt.
So we rested at the underpass to Esplanade.
It was just a temporary resting spot where we had fun telling stories and such.
Ron was kinda worn out a bit.
So we rested for a little more.
I was high as hell. No idea why.
Ron took this picture.
He's Amazing!
I like how this picture.
Looks like i'm running away from the police or something. Nice.

I look like freaking King Kong in this one.This was after we continued walking again.
We took shelter at some bus-stop.
It rained really heavily.
You must be wondering why two guys would walk in the rain.
We walked in the rain so no one can see us cry.
FREAKING EMO SIA THAT PHRASE!
But it was all worth it though.
We kinda had lots to see, say and do upon reaching there.
I took this pic coz i like how the light was reflected of the button.
No other apparent reason.
We were just standing at the bridge across the ACM.
It was kinda bright but it makes up for being really quiet and peaceful there.
And then i noticed we were kinda standing in the same stance.
I think me and Ron are somehow related. Like telepathically.
Or we could just be brothers from another mother.
Oh and this was Ron having a discussion about this years financial plan with the ministers.
Do you find something racist about the statues?
Think about it. The guy sitting down is Caucasian.
The two statuettes are a traditional malay and chinese man.
Wheres the Tamil man? Like seriously.
And then i rode on a bull.
Yay! It rained before this happened.
But i just did this without thinking.
That means no matter how happy i looked like in the pic.
I'm actually really sad coz my butt was wet after these few shots.
Ron directed this shot.
Its just looks stupid and funny.
There's no meaning behind it.
This is me.
And that is how Bollywood movies are like.
And i look like a freaking idiot! HAHA.
Now that is how i look like usually.
So please dont you look at the bollywood pic and go,
"Ohh! So thats how Jamal really look like in person"
There was a loud noise from the back so on impulse i turned to see what it was.
Coincidentally Ron took this shot.
I like how this pic is like.
Ron takes nice shots.
I told Ron to look natural.
And he did this face.
"How is that face even natural?" I exclaimed loudly.
"Ok let's try another one," he replied.
"How about this one," he said.
But he finally agreed to look natural.
This was directly infront of us.
I actually went under the sculpture of the bull to see if the sculptor had sculptured balls and penis for the bull. It had a penis-like thingy but no balls.
Sad bull. Go penis no sperm.
I was staring at some random drunk guy.
My legs look broken in this one doesn't it.
We looked down and we noticed there was water.
We kinda panicked a little.
Water around a dry place.
So it could either be,
1. Either of us accidentally peed in our pants(unlikely, still a possibility)
2. The Lampost Peed.
3. Before we came a dog peed on the lampost.
4. Drunk man peed on the lampost.

Realizing that all the options have the word 'Pee' in them,
I guess its natural for us to get a little freaked out.
This was when we walked back to City Hall for no apparent reason at all.
Tin Guan called Ron and asked if he could joined us.
We obviously said yeah.
While he was on the phone i kept camwhoring.
So anyway we told him to meet us at C.H.I.J.M.E.S
since we were already walking to City Hall.
I have no idea why but the flash from my camera is way to bright for any humans face.
We look like ghost for gods sake.
"It looks like the tree is shouting," said Ron.
"It also looks like a Tree Vagina," i added.
"It does indeed," Ron agreed.
We saw another bodybag while on the way to City Hall.
People are really into the spirit of Halloween this year.
Soon after taking this shot, Tin Guan went,
"Eh Jamal, you take picture or me huh? Next time say leh i pose for you"
And thus he did.
Just like he promised.
So they drank and stuffs.
Tin Guan was getting really high.
But this was an exaggerated shot.
Tin Guan just came back from St. James so he kinda told us what happened there and so on.
Some really funny stories about him grinding a girl and then finding out it was a dude or something.
We found beer kegs there too.
But it was kinda empty.
So nothing so special.
After i took this shot, Tinguan explained to me that he thought he looked like an idiot and i should delete the picture.
i replied, "it's not that bad. You look like a Graceful Ballerina."
Spent the whole morning there before taking the train home.

So we kept on taking pics and camwhoring.
Tinguan mentioned that Camwhoring is not only for girls.
Guys also can lor.*exact words said by him*
I knew Tin Guan for quite some time but never actually took a pic with him.
Not even once. So there's a first for everything.
We took the pic above and notice our eye looks really small so we open wide for the next shot.
And the results were obvious.
We became more freaky. Like living zombies to be precise.
So we took another one that was normal.
And luckily, to us, it did look normal or we could have been taking pictures for the whole morning.
We three agreed that this pic is in fact our favourite one out of the whole lot.
And i look really happy. Not sure if thats a good or a bad thing.
Tin Guan mentioned how the angle we took at were wrong.
But nevertheless, the pic was still nice.
Due to the people in it.
Me and Tin Guan still crazy over pics.
The CHINESE boys and their tradition Yam-Seng picture.
And they kept drinking and drinking and drinking.
All fun and games till one of you gets wasted.
LIKE THIS.
Wasted like road kill.
It almost looks like i am dead.
I like to believe i am sometimes.
And this was taken before we pack up and got ready to head home.
Us walking to City Hall MRT.
And i'm still taking pictures.
i think i kind of qualifies to be a girl.
Well kinda. I don't get periods so i'm not much of a girl afterall.
After taking this shot, Tin Guan explained that to chinese people, if you take a picture of them sleeping, it means you want them to die earlier.
"But intentionally i took a picture of that indian man with the bluetooth.Your face just happen to be in it," I explained.
"In that case, its ok. He'll die not me," he replied me.
I walked home feeling tired and a little upset.
But somehow walking in the morning kinds of cheer up in a way.
Its just more quiet in the morning and i think its sort of like an escape from all the noises you hear everyday.

I started this post at 8 if i'm wrong.
Its 8pm now.
This post took 12 hours to make.


I'm Jamal.
Love, steal me away.
Cause i had enough of this.
Cause we're growing up way too fast.

I'm Not Trying To Paint An Impression.

Me and Shahir when we visited the Singapore History Museum.
We are Royalty.You better believe it.

Few stuffs been happening.
Probably the most distinct one was obviously Chin Kok's chalet.
I think most people don't know this about me.
But i read novels in my free time.
So if you see me reading, please don't go "he got read one meh"
Coz it kinda demotivates me.

So today's Rjs was about vampires and stuff. And i kinda wrote a story.
Just thought i share it here.

The question was : Create a story, in not more than 20 sentences, based on an image of a vampire.

This is the story i wrote:

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The lightning from the thunderstorm cast a faint light that lit up the alley for a mere half a second and for the very first time, I saw his facial features.

“You know, I’ve actually fantasized about meeting someone like you but this is not how I thought it would unfold. “

“Let me guess love,” he said in a really thick English accent, “ya reckon’ we are all lovey dovey bunch of creatures don’t ya? Tis’ is typical human behaviour, thinking ya are the only ones here and always thinking ya are right every time. Well have I got news for ya ; we’re everywhere, we live among you humans, we do not climb tree and we very well do not sparkle in sunlight. Obviously not all of us are good looking, there’s Ziggs, my mate, and girls run away at the very sight of him. I reckon this all had to do with that tenny bopper movie tweee-light or something. Some of us actually watched that and imagined our surprise when we saw what ya humans thought of us.”

The conversation died abruptly.

It all seemed too far-fetched to be real, I thought to myself.

A real life vampire talking to me, no, this must be some sort of sick joke someone is trying to play on me. But if he was a ‘real’ vampire, he sure is a good looking one.

“Oh I know that look anywhere. It’s the should-I-believe-what-this-self-proclaimed-vampire-says look. Everyone gets it after they know about it. Well I assure ya I am the real deal – what and how else would ya explain all those women who went missing so suddenly in the middle of the night. Relax. I will make it quick and painless. “

I am going to die aren’t i? The thought raced through my mind.

But somehow, I wasn’t at all afraid. I just stood rooted to the spot. My limbs were lifeless and death was drawing nearer and nearer to me.

This is it I guess.

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You know what people.
I'm kinda lazy to blog now.
HAHAHA!!

I'll do the real update tomorrow.
Sorry man. Im such a liar.

I'm Jamal.
Like the Man who walked before me.
I'm Afraid.

It's nice. It really is.

*When was the last time you were so happy you forgot all the troubles*
*i think i'm somehow dead on the inside*

Ok. I guess i been dragging this post for wayyyy too long. Its not like i have been busy or caught up this past few days. But its just somethings been happening and i oughtta take care of it before it gets worst. So yea, hope it ends tomorrow and then i shall forever be free.


Todays been rather nice.
I mean class has been good, a little boring and demeaning but overall ok.
Hung out after class and stuffs today.
Well the initial plan was to wait.
But that plan gone horribly wrong.
So i ended up waiting a long time without the other party knowing im waiting.
Kinda ended up waiting for 3 or 4 hours.
I think im weird cause normally people would get angry.
But it doesnt mind me at all.
In fact nothing seemed to bother me much except she-who-must-not-be-name.
So here's a few stuffs i been keeping up on lately.


Sufian Wet Backside Day

There's no definite answer to this image. Its all up to your imagination.
It could be,
1)He peed in his pants
2)He had menstruation coz he is in fact a girl
3)He had diarrhea while he was with us
4)His penis was actually deformed and it was at his butt cheeks instead of his crotch
5)His butt is actually a tap and it was leaking
Just use your imaginations and gimme ideas.
If Sufian scolds you say i gave you the authority to do so.
Shahir's butt was wet too.And he was happy about it too.
But it was coz he sat on a wet floor so don't compare him to Sufian.
Sufian must be reading this and going, "Jamal freaking BIASED!"
My butt was wet too.
But i was wearing black so it wasn't visible.
I think i got a pretty nice round ass. HAHA
Wet backside Man stands up like Godzilla awakened from his long slumber.
He moved in loud rough slow motion movements.
It was artistically pleasing and hilariously stupid at the same time.
Shahir claims that the kids in Africa are so poor that they basically eat anything.
Even soft drink cans.
So thats him making the face of a African Child after receiving a Can for his/her birthday.

Thats it for WET BACKSIDE DAY.


SUFIAN FEMININE SIDE
So anyway, most of you guys might be going like, why is he so harsh towards sufian?
Why does he keep refering to sufian as a girl? Why is he so mean to sufian?
Its not my fault entire if you wanna know.
I mean just take a look at this few pics.
Its not clear here but yeah.
He's wearing a Bra.
And you still think i'm evil?
I mean his like really proud of it.
So its not actually my fault that i tease him as such.
Ouh and kanesh was going for the Sharp nipple look.
I mean i could be wrong in the other shots but dont you think he just looks so happy in a bra? Its just too creepy to be exact.
Oh! Shucks! I kind of forgot to rotate the pic.
Oh and i took the liberty of stuffing the bra with newspaper.
Haha! i made you tilt your head to the left.
*as quoted from shahir*

SCHOOL STUFFS

Schools been rather fulfilling and fun at times too.
Other times it just seemed like a really long day.
So we had Production Practicum the other day.
Same team as Carmen, Amni and Rabin.
Rabin is cool. Batman & Rabin.
Amni on the Camcorder.
Carmen working on the Reflector.
Rabin The Model!
We had to take several shots around the school and the guys, Me and Rabin had to carry all the lighting equipments and stuffs. Really heavy stuffs.
All that lighting eqiupment were really heavy and delicate.
Freaking fragile to be precise.
Spoil one or break one and that's 5k out of your bank account.
Yeap. If you noticed i'm taking the pics so im not in the shots.
This led the faci to say, " So where and what were you doing?"
It was a harmless joke though. But i felt victimized. Haha
This was back in the Studio.
The place is filled with all kinds of freaking weird and cool gadgets.
I just wanna go to that place and mess it up.
Rabin gets into character when he was Modeling.
He is such a driven person.
Rabin in character again.
So anyway me and Rabin were the only ones left to return the equipment.
We kind of felt angry but we digress.
"We're have to show them what we're made of! " I told him.
"We sure will in the next week," he replied.


This is Madness! Madness? THIS IS WEBCAM!

So this is some really uber late pictures that never made it online anywhere.
And i recently found it while looking for songs that were deep hidden in sub-folders.
So i thought, Why not i just post it for funs sake?

This was me webcamming with Juyee.
I like Capes. In fact i love it.
I used to tie towel around my neck and act like Superman.
But Supermans not too cool now.
So i was going for the Count Dracula Look.
She told me to look at her eye.
Something about it being red.
I just found it weird as it reminds me of the scene in Lord of The Rings.
Lord Sauron if im not wrong.
She did this ridiculous face as soon as i turn back to face the camera.
So that explains my Sotong face.
I place the towel on my head and asked her.
Do you think i look like a Singh?
"Nope not at all," she replied.
Awwww. She's so kind. I thought to myself.
"You look more like a terrorist," she then added.
Don't know if you can see it but my UT grades spells out "B,A,D".

And all i cant be, everything you want me to be.
But we haven't spoke in days,
Yet infact it's been a matter of weeks.
And so the next time that you need me don't expect to call

I'm Jamal.
The TV's a portal.
But honestly, I don't sive a ghit.

Make Room For New Female Behaviour.

This blog has not been updated.
I mean i would love to update but nothing interesting been going on lately.
I could share a few stories here and there but i don't know.
I mean, i went out to a primary school hari raya outing.
i guess i would update on that sooner or later.

These past few days have been quick.
Too quick to be precise.
I'm going to start school soon.
And its really rainy too.
Kinda cooling to be honest.

Oh just a random story i might wanna add.
I think 3 or 4 days back i was thinking of cutting my hair short.
I was really in a dilemma on whether i should.
But i digress and postponed the thought for the next day.
I mean it was already nighttime and i had to catch up on some sleep.
That very night i dreamt i cut my hair and all my friends didnt reconized me.
Kinda sad huh. I mean i actually went like hey people and stuffs.
While the only thing they replied was you're not Jamal, Jamal has long hair.
I remembered waking up in the middle of the night, having a cold sweat.
It was then that i thought to myself, "you know, i could keep my hair for a little longer"

I'm Jamal.
I'm prepared for lotsa things.
But somethings just scared the shit out of me.
Even when i braced myself for it.

The 2nd's a Charm.

I think its sad.
Yea i really think it is.
How people take everything seriously nowadays.
Well somethings are just meant for us to look at and laugh.
While other things are just there to make you go, "hmmmm.Wished i thought of that"
I'm seriously lacking. Of something.
Not too sure myself. Its just something you know you lack.

Its 3 now and i'm listening to Jónsi & Alex.
It really sets the aura for the night i guess.
So many things i wanna do, so many things i wanna say.
Nothing comes out and nothing happens nowadays.
I just can't seem to take control of everything.
Talked to a friend lately.
Kinda told her stuffs.
But you know, i have this feeling she kinda did not listened.
But the thing is, its kinda fun to like you know, tell someone about something.
Even if they aren't listening.
I may have been talking to myself but still its nice to let it out sometimes.
Well it may just have been me but i think i enjoyed that.
Its not sarcastic. Its just a really funny enjoyable experience.

I envy people.
Not all.
Just some.
Its not some evil jealousy.
Its just.
I wished i was more like them.
They seemed more prepared for things.
I'm just not cut out for the things life has in store.

But the weird thing is..

Am i.
Out of control?
Or.
Have i found something.
Something more profound.

This is getting stupid.
Getting worked up over nothing.
I need the rest.
I need the sleep.
I need the shut eye.
I just noticed, i'm staying awake to make sure someone sleeps.
Haha. The Irony.

I Like You But Maybe I'm Just Like You.

PART 2 is here.

So there were a few things that i promised in the previous post.
I think you guys probably know whats all that about already.
No thanks to Danial for upload the whole 136 photos at facebook.

So anyway, this post has obviously been dragged long enough.
Been abit too busy, tired or just plain lazy this past few days.
And it's hard to get closure nowadays.
Far too many distractions and stuffs.
So anyway,its been long enough so i guess i'll just blog now.

That, as i promised is the Pit Of Death.
Its neverending. The hole i mean.
Me and Shahir came up with this theory,
Which means, it must be true.
Ta-Dah!!!!
Sufian takes off his top.
But he's really fit so nevermind.
Told you his fit.
He has the ever-so-awesome hourglass figure.
*looks at the pic above. MAJOR FACE-PALM*
Word could never describe such a phenomenon.
So lets just let your minds do the talking.
To be honest i wanted to take a pic without him.
But he was in the way so i just went with it.
The same thing happened here.
And finally i got what i wanted.
But i have no idea if it was better or not.
Well no harm trying.
That rock was seriously heavy.
So Dan went, " take a pic of me. I think i look like the Hulk"
He did so shouting, " AHHHHhhhrrrhhhhhhhggggggg"
Seeing Danial did as such.
Kanesh picked up two small stones and imitated Danial.
And i took the pic again.
I think the lamp posts are cool.
Lamp posts are much cooler in pictures than they are in real life.
That's Chin Kok's hand.
Holding up a love-shaped leaf.
I really like how this shot turned out.
That's the same heart-shaped leaf i was talking about in the previous pic.
We were all still looking for rocks/stones/boulders/pebbles/marble tiles/broken bricks to throw.
And i really mean it.
That place have too much stuffs.
Its like people just dump construction leftovers at there.
This was Danial throwing a rather heavy rock.
And after which, he did so accompanied with this face.
Which to be honest kinda got laughs from everyone.
So they did it too.
The After-look-of-Danial-after-he-throws-a-heavy-rock face.
Kanesh picked up this wood thingy.
It looked pretty much normal till he went around acting like its a shotgun.
And then we went, " hey! It does look like a shotgun."
I guess we are abit slow.
Just a teeny wee lil bit slow though.
That was how far we had already walked.
We were walking and throwing rocks and stuffs.
We walked till we kinda forgot about the distance and the weather and such.
This was me directing them as i wanted to take a pic where they were all throwing rocks.

The first one was a failure.
At least thats what i say.
Well i'm directing the shot.
So that means i'm forever correct.
The 2nd try at the same ideology.
I think it kinda turned out fairly well to be honest.
And also they kinda loved the shot too.
So 2nd shot was a success!
Yay to Jamal.
And off they went to throw more rock.
I know it all seems really dull when you read it.
But there's just something with guys and throwing heavy rocks and seeing them crash and break into piece while listening to the sound of rocks clashing with one another.
In case you girls are like wondering what i am talking about.
Its the complete same thing as why we guys don't understand girls attachment to bags and shoes and tops and accessories and stuffs.
Mus acting gay.
He told me to take a pic of that.
I did so as i am so very nice. :) <- I even placed a smile there for your viewing pleasure.
The extremely gay shot that moved the world.
Or maybe just the group.
"Wah! Shahir, you look like something out of a poverty article! Can see your ribcage sia" Danial thought loudly.
And yes. Our friend was still emoing.
NICE!
So they picked up a bunch of rocks and stuffs here and there and played with it.
This is Danials illustration of what will happen with you take too much viagra.
You'll become SOLID HARD. Literally.
The rainclouds were closing in but we were having farrrrr too much fun to be leaving.
There was this boulder that could be moved.
So I tried to move the boulder by pushing it with my foot.
And the rest asked Sufian to help me.
Coz they wanted to take a picture...
Of Sufian's Crack.
And as you have noticed, Chin Kok took the liberty of naming it.
Its the Crack Of Faith!
Kanesh is really light and we usually like to carry him around as it feel like as if we are pro wrestlers.
Kanesh usually doesnt mind being carried and thrown around as it is all for fun.
But in this particular situation he retaliated and shouted, "Dey! This one if you drop me i die leh! Rocks la dey!"
We saw this rock with writings on it.
Some people might say its stupid.
I think its cool though.
What i don't get is, why amongst all the friendly messages are there a jewish star at the top right hand corner?
Danial was having fun dipping his feet into the water which was shockingly quite clean.
While he was busy doing so, we ran and hid from him.
Yeah i know, childish but wayyy fun unless if you are the victim.
While we were hiding.
The Crack Of Faith decided to appear again.
What a rare sight so i captured it.
Not once but twice.
This time with an alibi.
And mus is my alibi this time.
This was taken by Chin Kok.
Pure genius i might wanna add.
One of Shahirs toe got cut and there was blood. Like DUHHH.
Danial in the other hand explained that this is called Male Menses.
In case you are wondering why i took this.
Look to the right side of the pic, it was raining there.
Cool huh.
" Sufian can i just smack your belly just one time and see how the shockwaves travel from your belly?"
Yeap he really did asked that question.
This was Kanesh dancing.
We told him to danced like this till we reach home but sadly.
It didn't happened.
"What do you think that cloud looks like" I asked Shahir.
" A Penis, " he replied confidently. " A really spoiled penis," he then added.
And Sufian still has his shirt off.

Shahir took a branch from the floor and practiced kendo all the way from seletar dam.
He did so on the road.
Kanesh took a stick from the ground and started whacking himself.
THAIPUSAM!!!
Shahir was still doing kendo training.
He also yelled at cars that drove past us.
" Aren't you afraid now?! " He yelled.
We stop to eat at a Coffee Station.
It looks exactly like a coffee shop but it is a station.
Slacked coz we saw certain things that were sad.
And i mean it sad, even for me.
And then i took this pic for fun to cheer them up.
And Kanesh was like, "i would seriously date this girl if she was real!"
Danial was like, "Yeah me too. I would so do her!"
And i was like, " Can you guys please stop talking about my face in such a manner?"
And pics we took.
This was after we recorded the sound clip "Surf's Up"
We kept taking pics till....
Shahir said something about Dumbeldore being an ass for being gay.
And this sparked off a battle.
It was intense.
You can tell by Kanesh expression.

Yeap. That's all the pic i have for this post.
I'll update soon.

I'm Jamal.
Do you ever wondered what it would be like?
To stick around long enough for me to be polite.