The Dead Will Rise.Trust Me.Its bad.

Woke up to the daily headaches and was in a blurry state when a naked girl rans past me.HUH?Naked girl??

Wait..Oh thats my bro..As i said,was in a blurry state went on during my usual routine.It all seem familiar..Too familiar.So i put on my 'stoned cap' and look at the world..Thats more like it.My dad going off to work in a knights armor.Moms home cookin wearing a barney the dinosaur outfit.Hmm..Weird..Just then my sis walks past.The Evil Witch she is.Wait..Why is she normal..Ohhh..Shes dressed like a Slut..hmm..Thats reasonable.

*skips boring part*

So there I was waiting..Apparently Ron had help from his disciples and he was resurrected but with a problem that came with..He was resurrected for eternal life and also erected he shall be for eternal life.Bad curse but thats the price i guess.His black magic diciples were soon gone from the face of the Earth.PERISHED just like that.Black Magic Crew led by Arun.

So anyway met Ron at Dungeon Graphite.There we were attacked by lethal deadly dangerous fatally brutal vampire bats the size of ants.Ron was afraid but i wasnt.He's such a girl.I've seen girls much couragous than him.He needs courage like the lion from Wizard Of Oz.So anyway he held on to my sleeve and i led him out of danger.When we exited the cave i discovered that when you revived a dead guy,that guy(ron in this case)gets more lame.Death by word is not a figure of speech i tell you.Let me break it down for those of you who haven encountered LAMEningitis or haven been LAMEd by someone.

LAMEningitis as it is.

1.He tells a 'joke'.(note how joke is in '')

2.He looks at you funny.(thats the sign that he wants laughters)

3.two choices:laugh along or just ignore.(ignore is wad i'll do)

4.He will laugh and expect u to laugh as his laugh is 'funny'.(again '')

5.Noticed that it is not funny and still laughs on.

6.Slowly demotes from loud laugh to laugh and then to a smile and then neutral.

7.If you are really unlucky,they will bring the joke up.

8.Repeat step one.

DO YOU WANT THAT??Do it like me.After step 2 just say NOOOOOO!!Its not funny.Tell them its the lamest lame you ever heard a lame lameningitis person tried to lamed you with.Say lame-anation will not work against me evil lame fiend.Tough Love Man.

So i leave you guys with steps to repel lame aliens away.Pepper spray them if you can.If you walk down orchard road and happen to hear a lame joke from a stranger.Give them a slap.

Question that questioning my queasy mind:Chick or egg..Who cares..How do chickens mate??Hens lay egg. Don't you need to mate to have egg??I've never seen a Rooster getting any..hmmm

I'm Jamal..
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