Sunday, June 29, 2008

THE 300 BATTLE..


Something significant is happening today..We are going off to battle..

How could those persions(rip off from persians) think they can have our land.So i have to tell them whose boss.This is not any country.


THIS IS S-PRATAAAAAAA!!!!



So there i was..Looking at the land I am gonna leave.We are marching to battle and no one can stop us.Not even some lesbo oracle and few gay elders.We are going to battle..As i lead my troops to the oblivious danger that lies in store.I began to think about how Germany and Spain is gonna play in the finals.


"Sir,the persions approach us!"one of my men said excitedly.

His name was Little Boy Blue..Weird name..I know..Before we go into BATTLE!!MY FELLOW PRATANS!!!ITS TIME!!

CAMWHORE!!!!






We Pratans love to take pictures!!


Years of training couldnt go unnoticed.We fought bravely and won the persion army.Actually it wasn't even that hard.We fought like the men we are.Those years of doing pilates and yoga really did help!!!So we are done with the battle..And we have lotsa bodies for our disposal..What shall we do with them..HMMM...



CAMWHORE!!!!!







We Pratans are amazing in battle..We know junjitsu,judo,karate,kung fu,tae kwon do,wrestling and a couple of other style..See me?im at the right..Man!im great!



THANKS TO JACKIE CHAN!!!



"Sir,the persions have sent their secret weapon!!Your arch nemesis!!The Chai-minator!!!"Little Red Hiding Hood told me.The Chai-minator is the meanest baddest creature on the earth..He'll kill you using newtons law.OMG!!CHAI-MINATOR!!!!AND HES HERE!!AHHHHH!!!





SHIT!!!!Looking at him makes me angry..Wait!whats happening?!?why am i turning black and white???How come i can't see colours??Why is my muscles devoloping!!!WHY!?!Where is my FATS!!!I want them back.And i can't speak properly.What is happening..??Me don't know..What happen to me..Me hungry..Tiger Woods is not animal!!ARGGHHHHH!!!Black out me going to..ALAMAK!!!Me fainted!!


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Woke up only to see neither army is alive..What happen here..Why is place thrashed?Why me talk like this..How do me look like..HOW!!Me want to know..Camwhore me is going to..YAY!!!!!!!!!!

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HUH?Me is Hulk??!!Hulk is Me??!!Cool That Is !!!Me leave now!

(*credits to mus..me n his idea..the art of 'playing along'..for those of you who are wondering who Chai is..He is my sec school physics teacher)

I'm Jamal..

And i'm Hulk..

You are not..

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Why Don't You Do Quizzes...

Recently a friend of mine asked me..Why don't you do quizzes..And i was like..coz they are stupid and boring..But she,aarti(thats her name) insisted that i tried one.So silly me took a quiz.
WHAT KIND OF UTENSIL AM I??
So i took the quiz and they ask me few irrelevant questions like is Tiger Woods really an animal and yada yada yada..
And this is the RESULT..
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I AM A SPORK!!!!WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF GREAT YELLOW POTATOES IS A SPORK!?!?!
A spoon.Yes i heard of it.A fork.Yes i've heard of it!A SPORK!?WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE!
From where i come from a spork is something you say when you get tongue-twisted.A SPORK!?
Thats supposed to be good news??A spork in my opinion is a cooked pig in Singapore..
Spore + Pork = Spork..
And i can't even eat pork!!
And from the looks of it, a spork is a spoon with pointy edges at the front.
SPOON = Drink soup..Eat rice..
SPORK = Poke yourself and get hurt while doing those actions.
Who in the right state of mind will use a spork.
And ya..The descriptions are good yes but whats the description gotta do with a spork.
A SPORK KILLS!!!!
From the looks of it,I am not gonna try anymore not even the
"what puppy breed are you?"
WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE GONNA GIVE..
Ohh..From what we collected..
Jamal,You are a mixed breed between a bulldog and shitzu.
SO YOU ARE A BULLSHIT!!
Yea..Thats what they are probably gonna say.
(*Quizzes are good.But Beware.They may call you strange names!!And my friend just confirmed,there is such things as a spork.She used it before.So isshe in the right state of mind??You be the judge..)
I'm Jamal..
And I'm a Spork..
Hope you are not...

Friday, June 27, 2008


Nadiah's her name,finding her's the game..

So i recently talked to this girl from the southside district of Indonesia.Her name is Nadiah.
But keep in mind she look singaporean.Shes a malay and she recently visited my blog and told me my fonts are small and such.So this post is for you Nadiah.I will be describing Nadiah and those of you who don't know her,try to guess which one is she in the pics below.And keep in mind,this description are her thru my eyes only so no offense Nadiah.(i used green coz she has a green shirt with rainbows and such)

Same smiles..Thats what shes all about..
She smiles..with all her teeths out..
Her face seems squarish with a bit of circular.
When she smiles..I think she looks like dracula..
When she smiles..It looks like a grin..
When she smiles..It seems like she should tuck her teeths in..

So please smile with your mouth close..for gods sake..
Her teeths is so white and big..It almost looks fake..
Nadiah is a malay name..So cancel out people from the other races..
And with my criterias..look closely at the faces..
So where is Nadiah..Can you guess..
Which one of these girls did my description suits best..
These observations are from my common sense..
So Nadiah if you're reading this..No Offense..

(*its guessing time)




For those of you who just see pics and don't know whats this about..

GO READ THE ABOVE LA!


For the others..can u spot her..NEXT PIC!!



I bet its getting easier..YUP!!its pretty much a no brainer from here..


And those of you who didn't read and still ignore the info..


GO READ LARR!!!!HAIYOO!!


For those clueless people who read and still don't know..Next one will help you alot..

Guess you all can see it by now..Thats her..Im not gonna tell you which one..But if your guess is right..If you see her in RP yell her name.If she looks back and has a blur look.Thats her.And tell her."Eh!I saw you on Jamal's blog".Yup.Thats it for now.As for Nadiah.Well she wants to be successful and whatnots.She says she once shook hands with Donald Trump and Bill Clinton.Gosh!Thats so cool.Nadiah is cool..(ps:the fonts are big as she says my previous fonts are small and hard to read.Well this post is about you so your wish is is my command)

She's Nadiah..

I'm Jamal..

You are not...


Saturday, June 21, 2008

Stupid Ideas...

So there i was..Awoken by the disturbing sound from my neighbours blowing their noses and sneezing loudly in their bathrooms.COME ON!!Can't they do it anymore louder..So i got up on my feet and grabbed my trustee lappy and sign into MSN!!WOAHH!!Lookie what we have here..Few people online..*irritating sound that goes after people msn you*hey!lyle is talking to me!!yay!lets talk.We talk about some random stuffs and...ok i show it to you..

Lyle : hey
J-mal : hey..wassup..
Lyle : dude i gt a great idea!!!
J-mal : what?
Lyle : lets invent a system that deletes stupid ideas..
J-mal : system that deletes stupid ideas??
Lyle : yaaa!!cool huh...
J-mal : dude..the system will probrably delete itself..
Lyle : huh?
J-mal : It deletes stupid idea man..and the system itself is a stupid idea..
Lyle : no its not..
J-mal : yes it is..it sucks man
Lyle : no!you suck!
J-mal : huh?now u are makin it personal??
Lyle : ya..coz yesterdae u said it was alrite..
J-mal : i wasnt even talkin to u online ytd
Lyle : err..yes u did..
J-mal : now you are putting words in to my mouth
Lyle : no..im not
J-mal : LIAR!!!
Lyle : NO!!!i dunno how to lie..
J-mal : dude...
Lyle : what..
J-mal : You just did...
Lyle : did what..?
J-mal : LIE!
Lyle : huh
J-mal : by saying you don't how to lie,u just lied
Lyle : ohh shut up b*tch..
J-mal : haha..ok

(*silence for 3 minutes or so)

Lyle : b*tch...
J-mal : what?
Lyle : B B B B*tch!
J-mal : huh?
Lyle : B B B B B*tch!
J-mal : haha..very funny..
Lyle : B B B B B*tch!!!
J-mal : B B B B B Blocked you!!!

(*blocked him..after half an hour i unblocked him outta good will)

Lyle : hey...
Lyle : You there??
J-mal : NO..
Lyle : haha..ok..
Lyle : so wassup?
J-mal : i said im not here arsehead..


(*we didnt really fight..that how we communicate like the barbarians we are)
So thats how my day started..By a decent conversation..How did yours start..?Did your mom nag at you?Did your sis sleep-punched you?Did your bro fart at your face.Either ways it will be fun to wake up unexpectedly..and be sure to have fun chasing bangalas 1 day..

See you guys soon!!Im going to play soccer..And just like me..be sure to kick someones ball.
HAVE FUN CHASING BANGALAS!!!!


You're quite something..
I am nothing..
I am J-mal..
Ok..Now Whats Your Problem..

Just like George Bush,I am going down.The late nights and long day activities have finally taken its toll.Getting tired even with long hours of sleep.Man!Thats ridiculous.So for those who had plans and i aborted i sadly apologised.These lepak sessions are just too tiring and the picture taking and all very tedious as well.Like you have to be in character in the picture and not just look good.What am i talking about??This is an example!!


See??Get into character!!We must portray the characters man..Don't really quite get it??




Get into character people!!Don't just pose with the same smile for all the pics in your phone girls.You need variety!!Even Terry can do it!!


HE CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU!!NO MORE SAME SMILE!!!

Coz it just seems wrong..I said it once i will say it again..Girls..They take pics and their face is alwaes the same..They don't smile only when taking pics..They smile even after it..And usually go..EEE not nice!!Take again(at the first time)..And then they take..But this time they like it..And when we guys look at it..IT WAS COMPLETELY THE SAME AS BEFORE!!There could be like 1001 pics in their gallery..980 are the pics with the same smile..Only diff..Background,head position,lighting,place,friends the pics are taken with..20 pics are the pics that are about places they visit and irrelevant stuffs like pics of feets and bags and new stuffs they bought,fireworks,etc..Which leaves us with 1 pic..And that pic can range from celebrities to thing that seem to have a relation to them like close to their name but honestly it doesnt have a thing to do with them..TALK ABOUT VARIETY!!

He's Terry..

I'm Jamal..

You are not..

Sunday, June 15, 2008

.Back To School And Back To Boredom.

So school starts tomorrow..Yes boredom starts tomorrow too.Especially if your teacher is soooooo boring that if he had a heart attack in class no one would noticed.Those are the kind of faci/teachers that you will be glad if u are send outside the class.I rather cut the grass from a field with a pair of blunt scissors than sit in on his class.This kind of facis make hanging yourself seem reasonable and killing yourself seem like a breeze.So when you encounter this kind of facis what do you do... My solution is to..

.Keep Yourself Entertained.

I have encountered this kind of teachers before.So the best way that i've discovered to repel stupid facis is to keep yourself entertain.This are a few things that i do when faced with this problem..


1.Use Your Secret Mind Power
-Command people with your mind.Think hard to make someone do something.Like scratch their nose or something.Yes it is stupid but its fun when it really happens.
2.Pretend You're A Robot
-Move around the class with mechanical movement,adding a "zzzzzzzzt" to every movement.Not productive but still fun.
3.Rate The People In Your Class
-Rate classmates on what they wear and give 'expert' criticism(unsaid) on their clothes hairstyle footwear and so on.
4.Repeat The Same Word Over And Over
-Use A Same Random Word In Every Conversation till it loses its meaning and become just a noise.
5.Pretend To Be A Car
-Make appropriate revving noises as you walk or run along and add a racing commentary as you pass classmates in the class.
6.Make Star Trek Noises
-Stand by you class door or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound whenever people open it.
7.Invent A Weird Twitch
-Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out freaky cough noises) and try it out when you present or when you are talking.
8.Make A Low Buzzing Noise
-Keeping a totally straight face and looking totally normal, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.Awesome to do in libraries.


So i leave you guys here on what to do when you are really bored outta your wits by your faci.So try it out if you want..

Till then..
I'm Jamal..
You're Not...

Saturday, June 14, 2008

In The Interest Of Fairness..

Hang out with Ron and Lina yesterday.Thon at my place till dawn from 930pm and only then we realised there was like a gay fag who spam on my tagboard..So todays post will be all about that gay fag so be honoured so called "fatbotakbanglafren"..Yes and even the font was coloured for you!!Purple..Yeah...

So i'm not a professional profiler but this is what i think about "fatbotakbanglafren"..
1.He probably has no childhood
2.He has no life.Thats why he does this
3.Everyone hates him.Coz everyone hates spammers
4.He has no fren cause even i have some bangla friends and he has 1 who is botak,fat and lame.
(have you seen a skinhead bangla.i haven.have u seen a fat bangla.i haven..lame??thats him)
5.If he has a blog,the post all are lame coz my post are jokes and he doesnt get it.
6.He is a fag.Period.Ta-Dah!!!

First of all..You don't know me..So you don't know i'm joking..So..You are a Fag to think that i'm dead serious talking about fat people and shit. I got fat friends and i myself have ten packs all combined into one.(i love to eat.WOOO!)Fat..??In my opinion there are 5 types of fat..Ok?i'll break it down..If u are fat..Put yourself in one of these catergories..

..5 types of fat...

1.BIG(you are not fat just big)
2.healthy(you are big and healthy)
3.Husky(those who work out.Like world strongest man like that)
4.Fluffy(1 name.Ruben Studdard)
5.DAMN!!!!
5a.Damn she big and hot.
5b.Damn she noes shes big and still wears tight clothes(that is also in my unexplained list of happenings like UFO)

As for the bangla stuffs..It made sense..As i said you are too stupid to think deeper..I'm a nice person..I blogged about you..I didnt even delete your tag..Gosh i'm so good...

So your honour..With that statement i hereby officially declare "fatbotakbanglafren" a fag and everyone hate spammers..I rest my case..May the jury decide wisely...

*Note:Fatbotakbangalafren was jokin too and fron then on we resolve the case.Simple misunderstanding.So just take fatbotakbangalafren as all spammers in general..but not him la..Wait..i dun think i make sense no more..Ok..watever..Spammers sucks.PERIOD*

I'm not a Fag..
I'm not a Spammer..
I'm Jamal...

Thursday, June 12, 2008

...LIFE AS IT IS...

Saw how life can easily be ended today.Saw boys pulling out grass.Saw girls kicking a tree.Heard a belt screaming for dear life after being worn by a FAT girl.Poor thing i wanted to help but there was a guy before me,he tried to release the belt from captive.She ate him.Who would've guessed..Cannibalism is still around..Saw an apek died after upskirting a chio bu..Saw a young man died after upskirting a fat chick..A teen died after being crushed after that chick fell onto him.

Life can be ended now.Few friends gone.Don't think about Ron.Well he's different.He was born as a vampire thats why he cant die.Die,alive again..How cool is that.So anyway,Azri long gone..He was drinking milo when he suddenly drowned in the milo itself.Adib another friend of mine.Was eating McWings when that chicken wing FLEW up from his hands and into his nostrills and he forgot he could breathe through his mouth and yes he was dead shortly after.Terry,another friend of mine was driving home during a rain storm.The roads were slippery.Terry couldn't see through the thick fog and to add to this Terry was really shagged.I guessed you guys know what happen next..Yes he died of cancer.

Life..Its really precious..Treasure it..If you happen to think of suicide,think about my friends..How Azri would have drank Horlicks instead of milo.How Adib would have eaten McSpicy instead of Lethal McWings.As for Terry..err..umm..He's gonna die anyway..So forget about him..And of course,you might be suffering but think about all the belts,shirts and pants being worn be fat people..Their screams goes UNHEARD..SOOOOO SAD!!!!

Me AND Terry..Man so sad he had to leave.He was a good man.Donated to Hurricane Nargis tingy.Help the elderly.Stole from the rich and gave it to the poor..Hey wait..NO.Thats Robin Hood!Nevermind.This was taken in my class when the faci was teaching..You will be remembered Terry...

*Note:Nobody was killed during the posting of this post..except those three..NO!They are still alive*

Question that is questioning my queasy mind: Things that are extinct have a very high value to us.Like dinosaurs and stuffs.Even museums have been opened for their sole purpose.If bangalas were extinct..Will there be a museum for them..??IT is possible..What do you think..
(I'm not being racist or anything but we do have museums for the peranakan culture..So can we have a bangala museum if say the bangala was wiped out)

I'm Jamal...
You're NOT...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

..Being Watched..

Nothing special out of the ordinary happened today except the fact that i woke up at Ron's place.Amazingly I got teleported here for no reason.Again nothing else was extraordinary...Ohhh and Ron's dog,Rico puked today.Think he's pregnant..Weird puke eh..Was like yellow in colour and had pieces of undigested food.No idea what they are feeding the DOG..Went home right after that and met my friend..We invented a Game to play when you are with your friends.You know,sometimes you meet up with your friends and they are being a complete arsehead by not talking so this is a great game to ease the tension..I call this game...

....THE GAME....

You know how people always say that they have the feeling like they are being watched...Well thats the game..We tested that theory.So this is how the game goes..Stare at the back of a random strangers head until they eventually turn around.The faster you make a random stranger turn around the more points you get..So thats the game,but what we found out was totally awesome..People with shorter hair react to this staring quicker than peope with longer hair..There was this bald guy like BALD as in BOTAK like the moon..Like botak as in they can reflect light of their head..Like bald as in if u fall to the ground and they help you up and happen to be in line with the sun you'll see a botak eclipse..
*ok you get my point...back to story*

I stared at the back of his head for like 3 second and he turned around so quick i thought he was trying to break his own neck..Its those kinda turns that will be supported by a "swooooshh" in the movies..

Meanwhile,my friend zul was like following this auntie will long hair from one end of khatib mrt to the other end and she didn't even turn back..He eventually gave up and I won!!Thanks to Mr.Botakman and his fast reflex..Try this out and tell me your results and conclusion abt whether botak people are the best for noticing stares.Ok..Tag me your results if you try this out..

Ohh ya..Now am currently talking to Astrini..She just came back like from Brisbane..What kind of a name id Brisbane..??haha..apparently she travels alot like ALOT!!Like Hong Kong and stuffs..She says she once saw the loch ness monster and bigfoot herself..Gosh that so awesome..So what are you waiting for??See the monsters for yourself..Buy your tickets now at Chan Brothers Travel...

I'm Jamal...
You are not...
Insomia Is All...
Time:6.o3..
And insomia rules me..
It grips me from my collar..
And throws be back against the pillar..

Voices and sounds surrounds me..
But none which i can see..
No people no animal no music no drums..
So where is this sounds coming from..

Lie down on the bed the voices say..
And then in sleep is when you'll pay..
I thought,i still have lotta things to see..
The voices replied,let it be...

So leave me alone you fiend..
Go back to where you once been..
The beauty of sleep,who could resist such allure..
Is it in sleep in which i've find a cure...

Time check:its 6.35..
Into my dreams is where i will dive..
Wait..Dreams..That won't last..
But come to think of it,dreams are there coz of us...
By Jamal..

The Dead Will Rise.Trust Me.Its bad.


Woke up to the daily headaches and was in a blurry state when a naked girl rans past me.HUH?Naked girl??
Wait..Oh thats my bro..As i said,was in a blurry state went on during my usual routine.It all seem familiar..Too familiar.So i put on my 'stoned cap' and look at the world..Thats more like it.My dad going off to work in a knights armor.Moms home cookin wearing a barney the dinosaur outfit.Hmm..Weird..Just then my sis walks past.The Evil Witch she is.Wait..Why is she normal..Ohhh..Shes dressed like a Slut..hmm..Thats reasonable.

*skips boring part*

So there I was waiting..Apparently Ron had help from his disciples and he was resurrected but with a problem that came with..He was resurrected for eternal life and also erected he shall be for eternal life.Bad curse but thats the price i guess.His black magic diciples were soon gone from the face of the Earth.PERISHED just like that.Black Magic Crew led by Arun.


So anyway met Ron at Dungeon Graphite.There we were attacked by lethal deadly dangerous fatally brutal vampire bats the size of ants.Ron was afraid but i wasnt.He's such a girl.I've seen girls much couragous than him.He needs courage like the lion from Wizard Of Oz.So anyway he held on to my sleeve and i led him out of danger.When we exited the cave i discovered that when you revived a dead guy,that guy(ron in this case)gets more lame.Death by word is not a figure of speech i tell you.Let me break it down for those of you who haven encountered LAMEningitis or haven been LAMEd by someone.

LAMEningitis as it is.

1.He tells a 'joke'.(note how joke is in '')


2.He looks at you funny.(thats the sign that he wants laughters)


3.two choices:laugh along or just ignore.(ignore is wad i'll do)


4.He will laugh and expect u to laugh as his laugh is 'funny'.(again '')


5.Noticed that it is not funny and still laughs on.


6.Slowly demotes from loud laugh to laugh and then to a smile and then neutral.


7.If you are really unlucky,they will bring the joke up.


8.Repeat step one.

DO YOU WANT THAT??Do it like me.After step 2 just say NOOOOOO!!Its not funny.Tell them its the lamest lame you ever heard a lame lameningitis person tried to lamed you with.Say lame-anation will not work against me evil lame fiend.Tough Love Man.


So i leave you guys with steps to repel lame aliens away.Pepper spray them if you can.If you walk down orchard road and happen to hear a lame joke from a stranger.Give them a slap.


Question that questioning my queasy mind:Chick or egg..Who cares..How do chickens mate??Hens lay egg. Don't you need to mate to have egg??I've never seen a Rooster getting any..hmmm

I'm Jamal..
You are not...

Monday, June 9, 2008

Time to Pretend...

Bothersome Boredness Boring Me..

Stressed and volatiled as ever,i crept behind the menace,Cpt. Bore Other Dollys On Heineken aka Cpt.bodoh..Unlike his name he is intelligent like a Albert Einstein.Maybe not like him but he was intelligent.He could differentiate a 5 cent coin from a $1 in 2 days.
"Ah-hah!i saw u there.."he says.
"Ah-hah!what did u see?"i replied as if i was replying to a msg on my hp which has 3g and has a 3megapixel camera and also supports wlan connectivity and has built in bluetooth system.
THE N-SERIES..BUY IT NOW!AT UR LOCAL HANDPHONE SHOP..

*ok back to the real story*
"i saw u hiding in my cape all this while but as u know..Im smart to lead you to a deserted place so i could destroy you to peace"he laughed.
"Don't you mean pieces?

Then we continued to talked..yada yada yada..then it was dinner time then we went home.
Eat my brocolis coz thats wad my dinner usually consist of..yeah brocolli the size of the SUN..
Yeah..That big..serious..My sis alwaes put it aside and feed it to our pet rock..she's an arsehead..never eat her brocoli..brocolis i heard help u walk on two legs better..As for walking on two hand,not that sure..So i went to my room and discovered i was bored like Newton discovered Gravity.Just like Newton,i got evidences to prove it.
~PROVE THAT I WAS BORED~
1.I went to encarta to find the meaning of bored.
2.Went youtube to find vids about bored.(some gays and few hags came out)
3.Went to search other websites like youtube.
4.Watched a vid on how to solve a 3x3 rubix cube.
5.Watched a vid on how to solve a 4x4 rubix cube.(both about 25 mins long)
6.Realised i was watching the stain on the screen and not watching the vid.
7.Still don't know how to solve a rubix cube so i cursed at the vid.
8.Search for a dictionary to compare the definition od bored of that to encarta.
9.Found old dictionary.1st thing i did was to find bored.Found it.Didnt read it.
10.2nd thing i tried searching the word dictionary in the dictionary.It sounds like a very familiar book.
11.Went to a site called retards.com..found it interesting yet boring.
12.Think..Is red bull = bull piss...??

What a boring post.....currently doing things that they state in this website...Kinda cool actually being bored and all...

Question that is questioning my queasy mind.
Why is red not blue..Why is purple purple??its red and blue..it should be blured..ya or relue..
Jamal...


Sunday, June 8, 2008

Ron's dead.So are we.

RON'S DEAD.SO ARE WE.


So its up to me to save the future of all mankind.Yes me.Ron's dead anyway.He was eating french fries when it happened..It flew outta his finger and went into his mouth.Tried my best but it chocked him on the way down and he died.What can i do.So i call the cleaner at Burger King to sweep him away.Poor fella.Had to sweep such a load..His broom kinda looks familiar..Yeah looks like Johnboys hair..We didn't had time to burry him so just place him near a rubbish chute....Wait...Ron could be recycled...Thats a brilliant idea..I'm gonna make lotsa money..

So i'm alone now..Gonna go against the rebels in Fat valley of the Fat village of Fatville of Fats town which in the district of Fat city..Impossible fight..heard they don't even use weapons..They just eat their enemies alive..Few friends died there already..There was Adib(chrasmatic arsehead),Azri(mumbling loudmouth) and now Ron..i'm gonna die..

R.I.P......RON....sorry..i couldn't find a sad pic of him..hes either normal,laughing,smiling or just being stupid....

*No ron was killed during the posting of this post.

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