Way to go, friend.

"Your hair is damn curly and sexy"
"Thanks"
"You know what I wished would happen now"
"What?"
"I want us to be captured by pirates who will strip us and tie us together face to face all naked with the ropes around us"
"What would they do such a thing"
"Perverted pirates. And you know what they would say?"
"I honestly have no idea"
"They will just say, ' In one hour,we're gonna throw you into the sea, so have a good time until then."
"Can you just go and sleep. I'll wake you up when the car reaches your place"


I don't mind if friends go drinking.
But please don't get too shitfaced till I have to travel.
I don't mind traveling to help someone.
But I seriously have no idea how to entertain them.
And you know there's a prob if a talkative person like me
have apparently nothing to talk about.
But out of all, the random conversations are just the worst.

I'm Jamal.
Coz it's all just a foolish game.