Wrong Cab Home..

I LOOK SO FEMININE!!!

I sooooo could be a woman..HAHA..
Fioan or Lina, could i possibly be in beauty therapy?
HAHA..Did this as a result to me and Ron being bored..
Im not planning to change my sex or anything..Relax..Don't think too much people..



Just got home a few minutes ago..
Something funny and really weird happened just now while sending Juyee off to the cab..
She kinda figured out the cab uncle was racist..
And really weird in a stalker kinda way..Freaking weird..
So anyway, i slacked with Juyee, Fioan, Lina and Joanna just now..
As usual it was funny being with them..
Fioan with her really sarcastic but funny comments..
Lina with her lame explainations and jokes..
Juyee with her usual nonsensical actions and views on things..
Joanna with her really blur yet "i-will-pretend-to-be-attentive" face..
Its always fun being with them till they start talking about make ups and relationship and something about a black-colored jelly that Juyee and Fioan mentioned..
When it reaches the topic on make up and stuffs, i kinda just fade away into the background..

So few stuffs i been doing lately..
Finally got a temporary cam for myself..
My old camera's at my friends place..
This blog is useless without pics..
Anyways my cousins,Hayaya, blog is dead..
So i wrote a few stuffs for her cause i wanted her to update..
I think i'm rather weird in my sentence structure..
(taken from her blog)

you are like a washing machine

it's such a burden to go out with you
that's why i rather you stay home
and make the noises that you always make
without me knowing
because i freaking hate it when you start tumbling unnecessary words into my face
on second thought, i should destroy you
you should have not been created or produced
you should just, well however,
DIE. (?)

the author, written with much inspiration,

j-mal.

there you have it.

ps, my cousin has got a weird i do not know what towards literature. he just relate something to just anything. that's just one of my cousins. imagine if we put all of them together, it's far more than just awesome.


Ok enough of my nonsense..
As usual..
Pics are up..

Have no idea how to work the new cam..
Mind the bad quality..
But the cam takes good close ups..I think..
Two guys push those carts to the toilet..
I thought i could take a pic and make it funny..
Turns out i couldn't..
Met Juyee..And on the way to eat, we found out she forgot to take her purse from her workplace..How can you forget to take your purse?Lucky for her i had an extra ez-link card..
Juyee found out something about someone..
She called everyone to inform what she found out..
I bet when she grows up, she'll make a good nosey neighbour..
Ron was wearing a cool sorta 3-d shirt..
And Juyee wasn't..
This was taken when Ron did some African Tribal dance..
Met Juyee and Adib the next day again..Ate at KFC..
Adib however dictated to us a few nutritional facts about chickens and oil and stuffs..
But no one was listening..
We visit Azri while he was at work..
He usually gives us free food and drinks..
There he was acting innocent when a supervisor came..
I'm not sure if that guy was a supervisor though..
There was a few customers..
Haziman got bored and decided to look for spiders under the counter..
They were arguing on who looked more appealing..
Ron said that his shirt made him look beautiful..
Adib in the other hand said, his whole look is beauty itself..

Juyee wasn't even in the mood for Ron and Adib usual nonsensical acts..
She was on her phone like 24/7..
I guess she is really popular..
I wanted to feel popular for once so i took her phone..
But i did not feel any more popular..
It kinda felt the same..
They eventually resolved the conflict..
The conclusion was that non of them were as appealing..
As my perfectly tied-up hair..
I have no idea why i took this..
Adib's shirt have nice lines i noticed..
Kinda makes him look like a zebra..
Thats Adibs shoes..
He claims they are new..
They sure look new..
But they do not have the new shoe smell..
This is Adib and Juyee from the eyes of an ant with binoculars..
Juyee looks as though she is taller than adib..
She looks GINORMOUS..
And Adib looks weird..
Sometimes i wonder to myself if Adib is even capable of looking normal..
Then i snapped pic of them individually..This is Ron..
He was kinda pissed after i declared he had the biggest nose among us..
This is Adib..
He's the one with the crazy hair..
Unfortunately, it can't be seen here..
This is Juyee..
We concluded that she has the smallest ears among us..
Paola and her friend Samantha then met us and talked for a while..
But it was kinda a one-man-show..I talked alot..And i mean ALOT..
I think i may need to refrain myself from talking too much..

1st Feb...

Original plan was to play soccer with Azri and gang at 4..
But I woke up at 5.30..I think i really need to manage my time..
On second thought..Nope..I don't think i need to..
I love sleeping long hours and dreaming of stupid stuffs..
Yesterday i dreamt i was chased by a pink colored dinosaur shaped like an ice-cream..
I have no idea why i would be afraid of something like that..
Anyway been slacking at home till Juyee called me telling me they will be in the area..
She called me again and then i headed down to Mac to meet her,Fioan and Lina..
Came down and saw them..
Fioan was eating McWings..
Lina was eating McWings..
Juyee wasn't..But there was an extra tray with chicken bones..
So i kinda figured she finished hers..
Maybe it could be the remains of Linas McWings..
I found out today that i have this neat habit..
I eat fries in small pieces..
I have no idea though if it helps me in any way..
I just find joy in doing it..
Been thinking of what to write for this pic..
Seriously speaking..I have no idea what to write..
I been lying down here for like a few hours digressing..
There are whole lotta tissues in the shot..OK done!
AHHHHH!!!! Crap! I forgot to rotate this pic..
Thats Joanna..
She does not actually look like that..
I think its the motion blur..
Her chin looks ginormous like Jay Leno's chin..
No idea again..
Hate thinking when i'm already lazy..
Tried to take a few shots of Jo..
But she was real quick in hiding her face..
If hiding your face was a sport, she could represent Singapore in that..
By the way..She looks really muscular..A lil like a female Arnold Schwarzeneggar..
*spelling Schwarzeneggar was hard*
Juyee was on the phone again..
She really likes to use the phone..
Ohh she wasnt shy..Seriously..
She finds joy in rubbing her eyes..I'm not lying..She said that herself..
I have seriously no idea why her face is like that..
Kinda looks like shes giving someone a really horny smile..
After this shot..There were a few roaches on the floor and that kinda made the girls panic..
Jo was really cool though..She stood up and kicked a few roaches..
She even threw barbecue sauce at one of the roaches..
Actually that did not helped one bit..Kinda attracted more of em'..
So we changed seats and continued slacking..
Jo looks real weird in this shot..
Its alomost as if she was doing some gangter rapper pose..
Shes still doing it..
Ju was biting her nails i think..
Real bad habit..But real hard to get out of..
I know..Im a nail biter myself..
Fioan asked me a question i myself did not know how to answer..
I still can't grasp the idea of being with someone..
So when they asked me, "If you had a girlfriend...."
I kinda imagine myself as a gay..Just Joking people..
Last shot of the day goes to Miss Fee-Yawnn!!!
Shes smiling cause i told a joke..At least thats what i assume..

I'm Jamal..
Suppressed my feeling i did..
It's all mutual from now on i guess..