Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Word Of The Day Is..............

And holy cow you wouldn't guessed it..
Even if you had your thinking caps on!!

Me and Ron talked about some usual nonsense we usually talked about till we got bored..
So i started asking him stupid questions like..
1.Have you tasted urine?
2.Have you tasted shit?
3.Have you tasted rectal bleeding?
It went on and on and on..Blah blah blah..
Had no idea how or why but it ended up to this question..

J(me): Have you tasted ANUS????
R(him): Nope!!
J: I wonder how that would taste like..I mean it smells like shit..Well thats the place shit comes from..So i guess when we say taste like shit we actually mean taste like ANUS..
R: I know this is not the answer you are looking for..But why are we talking about ANUS???
J: Well..I just think that....ANUS is a very nice word..I noticed it just now..

*We then started inserting "ANUS" to normal games or tv shows that are present..Here are few of them we stated..*

Grand Theft Anus (Grand Theft Auto)
Call Of Anus 4 (Call Of Duty 4)
Red Anus 3 (Red Alert 3)
Saints Anus 2 (Saints Rows 2)
Left 4 Anus (Left 4 Dead)
World Of Anus! (World Of Warcraft)
Who wants to be an ANUS! (Who wants to be a millionaire)
The Anus Race (The Amazing Race)
Anus or no Anus! (Deal or no Deal)
THE ANUS IS RIGHT! (The Price Is Right)
The Weakest Anus! (The Weakest Link)
The Wheel of Anus! (Wheel of fortune)
Whose Anus is this Anyway (Whose Line is it Anyway)
Don't forget the Anus (Don't forget the lyrics)
Are you smarter than an Anus? (Are you smarted than a 5th grader?)
ANUS IDOL (*country name* Idol)
AMERICAN ANUS! (American Idol)
Desperate ANUS (Desperate Housewife)
America's got Anus!!!! (America's Got Talent)
Worlds Most Amazing ANUS caught on tape (World Most Amazing cop chase/explosion/animal attack/shocking moments,etc. caught on tape)
America's funniest ANUS (America's Funniest Home Videos)
My name Is ANUS (My Name Is Earl)
Ugly ANUS (Ugly Betty)
ANUS Girls (Could either be Dreamgirls or cheetah girls or whatever shit they have right now)
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Anus (The movie with Brad Pitt In it)

I THINK YOU GUESSED IT..

ANUS IS THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!


I'm typing "anus" so excessively that it apparently doesn't makes sense to me when i type it down now..

Fee-Yawnn just came online..
Talked to her..She kinda made me laughed like mad..
Did not tell her that though..
Always a joy whenever talking to her..
My bro kinda scolded me for laughing too loudly..
Ohhhh...She blogs REAL quick too..
And I found out that she laughs at peoples life ..
She in the other hand, found out i make fun of peoples life..
But we then decided..We are just..
Embracing The Truth..
*its like some fortune cookie message*

I'm Jamal..
"Anus" just cracks me up..

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