Fidelity Is Such A Complicated Game..

So leave if you wanna leave

Change if you wanna change

Go where you wanna go

And love if you wanna love

Run if you wanna run

Go if you need to go

I won't follow you

I'm Jamal..
I'm Sick of stupid shits..

The Word Of The Day Is..............

And holy cow you wouldn't guessed it..
Even if you had your thinking caps on!!

Me and Ron talked about some usual nonsense we usually talked about till we got bored..
So i started asking him stupid questions like..
1.Have you tasted urine?
2.Have you tasted shit?
3.Have you tasted rectal bleeding?
It went on and on and on..Blah blah blah..
Had no idea how or why but it ended up to this question..

J(me): Have you tasted ANUS????
R(him): Nope!!
J: I wonder how that would taste like..I mean it smells like shit..Well thats the place shit comes from..So i guess when we say taste like shit we actually mean taste like ANUS..
R: I know this is not the answer you are looking for..But why are we talking about ANUS???
J: Well..I just think that....ANUS is a very nice word..I noticed it just now..

*We then started inserting "ANUS" to normal games or tv shows that are present..Here are few of them we stated..*

Grand Theft Anus (Grand Theft Auto)
Call Of Anus 4 (Call Of Duty 4)
Red Anus 3 (Red Alert 3)
Saints Anus 2 (Saints Rows 2)
Left 4 Anus (Left 4 Dead)
World Of Anus! (World Of Warcraft)
Who wants to be an ANUS! (Who wants to be a millionaire)
The Anus Race (The Amazing Race)
Anus or no Anus! (Deal or no Deal)
THE ANUS IS RIGHT! (The Price Is Right)
The Weakest Anus! (The Weakest Link)
The Wheel of Anus! (Wheel of fortune)
Whose Anus is this Anyway (Whose Line is it Anyway)
Don't forget the Anus (Don't forget the lyrics)
Are you smarter than an Anus? (Are you smarted than a 5th grader?)
ANUS IDOL (*country name* Idol)
AMERICAN ANUS! (American Idol)
Desperate ANUS (Desperate Housewife)
America's got Anus!!!! (America's Got Talent)
Worlds Most Amazing ANUS caught on tape (World Most Amazing cop chase/explosion/animal attack/shocking moments,etc. caught on tape)
America's funniest ANUS (America's Funniest Home Videos)
My name Is ANUS (My Name Is Earl)
Ugly ANUS (Ugly Betty)
ANUS Girls (Could either be Dreamgirls or cheetah girls or whatever shit they have right now)
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Anus (The movie with Brad Pitt In it)

I THINK YOU GUESSED IT..

ANUS IS THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!

I'm typing "anus" so excessively that it apparently doesn't makes sense to me when i type it down now..

Fee-Yawnn just came online..
Talked to her..She kinda made me laughed like mad..
Did not tell her that though..
Always a joy whenever talking to her..
My bro kinda scolded me for laughing too loudly..
Ohhhh...She blogs REAL quick too..
And I found out that she laughs at peoples life ..
She in the other hand, found out i make fun of peoples life..
But we then decided..We are just..
Embracing The Truth..
*its like some fortune cookie message*

I'm Jamal..
"Anus" just cracks me up..

Now Thats Embarassing!!!

My mum went out just now..
Only me and my sis left in the house..
I don't actually care if she gets angry or shits..
So i blast the music like i'm the goddamn landlord..
And went to bath..I blasted the music just to annoy my sis..
After my usual long bath..I came back to my room..
On the way to my room, my sis gave me a look that kinda made me happy..
Cause she was annoyed..Jamal 1..Older sis zero!!!!!
As i entered the room, i had no idea what got into me..
But i kinda sing to the loud Trivium music and i started shouting vulgarities for fun..
Before i knew it my towel was off and i was like a traditional red indian dancing in his underwear..
But heck i was having so much fun..So i continued shouting vulgarities..
At this point of time i heard my sis shouting on her phone..
She claimed that her brother just got released from the Mental asylum..
I ignored it however and continued dancing/jumping around my pillow like i'm worshiping it..
I got so caught up in dancing in my underwear i did not hear anything else..
I started singing "baa baa black sheep" like its some chant but i added a few vulgarities to the song itself..
Then suddenly my mom kinda opened the door and shouted, "Are you out of your mind??"
(in malay of course)
I stopped dancing and looked at her while the song coincidentally ended..
She looked at me in my underwear and said, "don't you know your music can be..."
The next song started and silly her..Her voice cant win the loud music..
So i continued dancing in my underwear and my mum kinda just laughed it off..
Sis complained to mum that it was loud but mum did not do anything..
HAHAHAHAHAHA...

SIS GOT TOTALLY OWNED BY ME!!!!!

Maybe next time i should do the same thing but instead, i should dance in her room while she is doing her make up..That oughtta be fun..

I'm Jamal..
I'm such an ass..
But i like it that way..

Todays Shitty..Literally..

Ever heard anyone said their day has been SHITTY..
Yeah Todays that day for me..I mean it literally..
I woke up to urine and the toilet smelt like SHIT..
After that i was so thristy and there was nothing to drink..Except some nutrisoy stuffs..
Drank that..And that tasted like LIQUID SHIT..
I said liquid shit cause i kinda don't know how to spell diaroooria or diarohria or whatever..
Everything like shit..
OHH CRAP..Now i feel like SHITTING..

I'm Jamal..
Shitting is actually quite fun..

Request..

Ok..
A friend of mine stated that she likes my blog the way it used to be..
Just stupid stories and rants..
Well i thought i would be doing something else apart from the usual Pics-A-Thon..
I will sometimes blog random thoughts or observations..
Or real life stories that happen personally in my life..
Oh and Happy Birthday to my Sec Sch friend Hui Yun!!!
Yay!!!! You're 18..You're growing up so fast..
Maybe you die fast too..
Just joking..

I'm Jamal..
That was a public service announcement..

I Write To Remember..

I need to let go..
A little Kindergarten nap time would help..
I'm done with my reckless thoughts..
That travels in sonic space endlessly..
And into my blue-screened mind..
The smallest things has the biggest reaction on me..
Even a small spark could start a spectral fire..
A push becomes a shove..
Days become months..

I stand alone amidst flesh-eating crows..
They perch on tall-standing fences that i built..
I waited for something to happen..
I'm waiting for anything to happen..
Nothing moves..Everything's still..
Walls started closing in on me..
Shouts brought me back from my reverie..

I'm walking but I'm not moving..
Treadmill streets of life they were..
I'm not rooted to the spot..
But i'm moving without movement..
A beam of light penetrated through thick opaque smoke..
Unknown light source..Unknown light source..
The sun emerged from its 5 years standstill..
I almost forgot the warmth of the sun..

Months went by like minutes..
Once again, darkness consumed the surface..
Building by building..
Block by block..
The song of silence never played any louder..
Everyone was shaken..
But i felt relieved..
Is this the comfort of being afraid..

You don't know what you got till its gone..
I went into this knowing i will fall behind..
Hallowed visions of you still chained to my mind..
But you give me the reason..
To sing my last thoughts..

I write to remember..

I'm Jamal..
That was such a release..
A non-sexual release..

Wrong Cab Home..

I LOOK SO FEMININE!!!

I sooooo could be a woman..HAHA..
Fioan or Lina, could i possibly be in beauty therapy?
HAHA..Did this as a result to me and Ron being bored..
Im not planning to change my sex or anything..Relax..Don't think too much people..



Just got home a few minutes ago..
Something funny and really weird happened just now while sending Juyee off to the cab..
She kinda figured out the cab uncle was racist..
And really weird in a stalker kinda way..Freaking weird..
So anyway, i slacked with Juyee, Fioan, Lina and Joanna just now..
As usual it was funny being with them..
Fioan with her really sarcastic but funny comments..
Lina with her lame explainations and jokes..
Juyee with her usual nonsensical actions and views on things..
Joanna with her really blur yet "i-will-pretend-to-be-attentive" face..
Its always fun being with them till they start talking about make ups and relationship and something about a black-colored jelly that Juyee and Fioan mentioned..
When it reaches the topic on make up and stuffs, i kinda just fade away into the background..

So few stuffs i been doing lately..
Finally got a temporary cam for myself..
My old camera's at my friends place..
This blog is useless without pics..
Anyways my cousins,Hayaya, blog is dead..
So i wrote a few stuffs for her cause i wanted her to update..
I think i'm rather weird in my sentence structure..
(taken from her blog)

you are like a washing machine

it's such a burden to go out with you
that's why i rather you stay home
and make the noises that you always make
without me knowing
because i freaking hate it when you start tumbling unnecessary words into my face
on second thought, i should destroy you
you should have not been created or produced
you should just, well however,
DIE. (?)

the author, written with much inspiration,

j-mal.

there you have it.

ps, my cousin has got a weird i do not know what towards literature. he just relate something to just anything. that's just one of my cousins. imagine if we put all of them together, it's far more than just awesome.


Ok enough of my nonsense..
As usual..
Pics are up..

Have no idea how to work the new cam..
Mind the bad quality..
But the cam takes good close ups..I think..
Two guys push those carts to the toilet..
I thought i could take a pic and make it funny..
Turns out i couldn't..
Met Juyee..And on the way to eat, we found out she forgot to take her purse from her workplace..How can you forget to take your purse?Lucky for her i had an extra ez-link card..
Juyee found out something about someone..
She called everyone to inform what she found out..
I bet when she grows up, she'll make a good nosey neighbour..
Ron was wearing a cool sorta 3-d shirt..
And Juyee wasn't..
This was taken when Ron did some African Tribal dance..
Met Juyee and Adib the next day again..Ate at KFC..
Adib however dictated to us a few nutritional facts about chickens and oil and stuffs..
But no one was listening..
We visit Azri while he was at work..
He usually gives us free food and drinks..
There he was acting innocent when a supervisor came..
I'm not sure if that guy was a supervisor though..
There was a few customers..
Haziman got bored and decided to look for spiders under the counter..
They were arguing on who looked more appealing..
Ron said that his shirt made him look beautiful..
Adib in the other hand said, his whole look is beauty itself..

Juyee wasn't even in the mood for Ron and Adib usual nonsensical acts..
She was on her phone like 24/7..
I guess she is really popular..
I wanted to feel popular for once so i took her phone..
But i did not feel any more popular..
It kinda felt the same..
They eventually resolved the conflict..
The conclusion was that non of them were as appealing..
As my perfectly tied-up hair..
I have no idea why i took this..
Adib's shirt have nice lines i noticed..
Kinda makes him look like a zebra..
Thats Adibs shoes..
He claims they are new..
They sure look new..
But they do not have the new shoe smell..
This is Adib and Juyee from the eyes of an ant with binoculars..
Juyee looks as though she is taller than adib..
She looks GINORMOUS..
And Adib looks weird..
Sometimes i wonder to myself if Adib is even capable of looking normal..
Then i snapped pic of them individually..This is Ron..
He was kinda pissed after i declared he had the biggest nose among us..
This is Adib..
He's the one with the crazy hair..
Unfortunately, it can't be seen here..
This is Juyee..
We concluded that she has the smallest ears among us..
Paola and her friend Samantha then met us and talked for a while..
But it was kinda a one-man-show..I talked alot..And i mean ALOT..
I think i may need to refrain myself from talking too much..

1st Feb...

Original plan was to play soccer with Azri and gang at 4..
But I woke up at 5.30..I think i really need to manage my time..
On second thought..Nope..I don't think i need to..
I love sleeping long hours and dreaming of stupid stuffs..
Yesterday i dreamt i was chased by a pink colored dinosaur shaped like an ice-cream..
I have no idea why i would be afraid of something like that..
Anyway been slacking at home till Juyee called me telling me they will be in the area..
She called me again and then i headed down to Mac to meet her,Fioan and Lina..
Came down and saw them..
Fioan was eating McWings..
Lina was eating McWings..
Juyee wasn't..But there was an extra tray with chicken bones..
So i kinda figured she finished hers..
Maybe it could be the remains of Linas McWings..
I found out today that i have this neat habit..
I eat fries in small pieces..
I have no idea though if it helps me in any way..
I just find joy in doing it..
Been thinking of what to write for this pic..
Seriously speaking..I have no idea what to write..
I been lying down here for like a few hours digressing..
There are whole lotta tissues in the shot..OK done!
AHHHHH!!!! Crap! I forgot to rotate this pic..
Thats Joanna..
She does not actually look like that..
I think its the motion blur..
Her chin looks ginormous like Jay Leno's chin..
No idea again..
Hate thinking when i'm already lazy..
Tried to take a few shots of Jo..
But she was real quick in hiding her face..
If hiding your face was a sport, she could represent Singapore in that..
By the way..She looks really muscular..A lil like a female Arnold Schwarzeneggar..
*spelling Schwarzeneggar was hard*
Juyee was on the phone again..
She really likes to use the phone..
Ohh she wasnt shy..Seriously..
She finds joy in rubbing her eyes..I'm not lying..She said that herself..
I have seriously no idea why her face is like that..
Kinda looks like shes giving someone a really horny smile..
After this shot..There were a few roaches on the floor and that kinda made the girls panic..
Jo was really cool though..She stood up and kicked a few roaches..
She even threw barbecue sauce at one of the roaches..
Actually that did not helped one bit..Kinda attracted more of em'..
So we changed seats and continued slacking..
Jo looks real weird in this shot..
Its alomost as if she was doing some gangter rapper pose..
Shes still doing it..
Ju was biting her nails i think..
Real bad habit..But real hard to get out of..
I know..Im a nail biter myself..
Fioan asked me a question i myself did not know how to answer..
I still can't grasp the idea of being with someone..
So when they asked me, "If you had a girlfriend...."
I kinda imagine myself as a gay..Just Joking people..
Last shot of the day goes to Miss Fee-Yawnn!!!
Shes smiling cause i told a joke..At least thats what i assume..

I'm Jamal..
Suppressed my feeling i did..
It's all mutual from now on i guess..