I'm Not Trying To Paint An Impression.

Me and Shahir when we visited the Singapore History Museum.
We are Royalty.You better believe it.

Few stuffs been happening.
Probably the most distinct one was obviously Chin Kok's chalet.
I think most people don't know this about me.
But i read novels in my free time.
So if you see me reading, please don't go "he got read one meh"
Coz it kinda demotivates me.

So today's Rjs was about vampires and stuff. And i kinda wrote a story.
Just thought i share it here.

The question was : Create a story, in not more than 20 sentences, based on an image of a vampire.

This is the story i wrote:

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The lightning from the thunderstorm cast a faint light that lit up the alley for a mere half a second and for the very first time, I saw his facial features.

“You know, I’ve actually fantasized about meeting someone like you but this is not how I thought it would unfold. “

“Let me guess love,” he said in a really thick English accent, “ya reckon’ we are all lovey dovey bunch of creatures don’t ya? Tis’ is typical human behaviour, thinking ya are the only ones here and always thinking ya are right every time. Well have I got news for ya ; we’re everywhere, we live among you humans, we do not climb tree and we very well do not sparkle in sunlight. Obviously not all of us are good looking, there’s Ziggs, my mate, and girls run away at the very sight of him. I reckon this all had to do with that tenny bopper movie tweee-light or something. Some of us actually watched that and imagined our surprise when we saw what ya humans thought of us.”

The conversation died abruptly.

It all seemed too far-fetched to be real, I thought to myself.

A real life vampire talking to me, no, this must be some sort of sick joke someone is trying to play on me. But if he was a ‘real’ vampire, he sure is a good looking one.

“Oh I know that look anywhere. It’s the should-I-believe-what-this-self-proclaimed-vampire-says look. Everyone gets it after they know about it. Well I assure ya I am the real deal – what and how else would ya explain all those women who went missing so suddenly in the middle of the night. Relax. I will make it quick and painless. “

I am going to die aren’t i? The thought raced through my mind.

But somehow, I wasn’t at all afraid. I just stood rooted to the spot. My limbs were lifeless and death was drawing nearer and nearer to me.

This is it I guess.

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You know what people.
I'm kinda lazy to blog now.
HAHAHA!!

I'll do the real update tomorrow.
Sorry man. Im such a liar.

I'm Jamal.
Like the Man who walked before me.
I'm Afraid.

It's nice. It really is.

*When was the last time you were so happy you forgot all the troubles*
*i think i'm somehow dead on the inside*

Ok. I guess i been dragging this post for wayyyy too long. Its not like i have been busy or caught up this past few days. But its just somethings been happening and i oughtta take care of it before it gets worst. So yea, hope it ends tomorrow and then i shall forever be free.


Todays been rather nice.
I mean class has been good, a little boring and demeaning but overall ok.
Hung out after class and stuffs today.
Well the initial plan was to wait.
But that plan gone horribly wrong.
So i ended up waiting a long time without the other party knowing im waiting.
Kinda ended up waiting for 3 or 4 hours.
I think im weird cause normally people would get angry.
But it doesnt mind me at all.
In fact nothing seemed to bother me much except she-who-must-not-be-name.
So here's a few stuffs i been keeping up on lately.


Sufian Wet Backside Day

There's no definite answer to this image. Its all up to your imagination.
It could be,
1)He peed in his pants
2)He had menstruation coz he is in fact a girl
3)He had diarrhea while he was with us
4)His penis was actually deformed and it was at his butt cheeks instead of his crotch
5)His butt is actually a tap and it was leaking
Just use your imaginations and gimme ideas.
If Sufian scolds you say i gave you the authority to do so.
Shahir's butt was wet too.And he was happy about it too.
But it was coz he sat on a wet floor so don't compare him to Sufian.
Sufian must be reading this and going, "Jamal freaking BIASED!"
My butt was wet too.
But i was wearing black so it wasn't visible.
I think i got a pretty nice round ass. HAHA
Wet backside Man stands up like Godzilla awakened from his long slumber.
He moved in loud rough slow motion movements.
It was artistically pleasing and hilariously stupid at the same time.
Shahir claims that the kids in Africa are so poor that they basically eat anything.
Even soft drink cans.
So thats him making the face of a African Child after receiving a Can for his/her birthday.

Thats it for WET BACKSIDE DAY.


SUFIAN FEMININE SIDE
So anyway, most of you guys might be going like, why is he so harsh towards sufian?
Why does he keep refering to sufian as a girl? Why is he so mean to sufian?
Its not my fault entire if you wanna know.
I mean just take a look at this few pics.
Its not clear here but yeah.
He's wearing a Bra.
And you still think i'm evil?
I mean his like really proud of it.
So its not actually my fault that i tease him as such.
Ouh and kanesh was going for the Sharp nipple look.
I mean i could be wrong in the other shots but dont you think he just looks so happy in a bra? Its just too creepy to be exact.
Oh! Shucks! I kind of forgot to rotate the pic.
Oh and i took the liberty of stuffing the bra with newspaper.
Haha! i made you tilt your head to the left.
*as quoted from shahir*

SCHOOL STUFFS

Schools been rather fulfilling and fun at times too.
Other times it just seemed like a really long day.
So we had Production Practicum the other day.
Same team as Carmen, Amni and Rabin.
Rabin is cool. Batman & Rabin.
Amni on the Camcorder.
Carmen working on the Reflector.
Rabin The Model!
We had to take several shots around the school and the guys, Me and Rabin had to carry all the lighting equipments and stuffs. Really heavy stuffs.
All that lighting eqiupment were really heavy and delicate.
Freaking fragile to be precise.
Spoil one or break one and that's 5k out of your bank account.
Yeap. If you noticed i'm taking the pics so im not in the shots.
This led the faci to say, " So where and what were you doing?"
It was a harmless joke though. But i felt victimized. Haha
This was back in the Studio.
The place is filled with all kinds of freaking weird and cool gadgets.
I just wanna go to that place and mess it up.
Rabin gets into character when he was Modeling.
He is such a driven person.
Rabin in character again.
So anyway me and Rabin were the only ones left to return the equipment.
We kind of felt angry but we digress.
"We're have to show them what we're made of! " I told him.
"We sure will in the next week," he replied.


This is Madness! Madness? THIS IS WEBCAM!

So this is some really uber late pictures that never made it online anywhere.
And i recently found it while looking for songs that were deep hidden in sub-folders.
So i thought, Why not i just post it for funs sake?

This was me webcamming with Juyee.
I like Capes. In fact i love it.
I used to tie towel around my neck and act like Superman.
But Supermans not too cool now.
So i was going for the Count Dracula Look.
She told me to look at her eye.
Something about it being red.
I just found it weird as it reminds me of the scene in Lord of The Rings.
Lord Sauron if im not wrong.
She did this ridiculous face as soon as i turn back to face the camera.
So that explains my Sotong face.
I place the towel on my head and asked her.
Do you think i look like a Singh?
"Nope not at all," she replied.
Awwww. She's so kind. I thought to myself.
"You look more like a terrorist," she then added.
Don't know if you can see it but my UT grades spells out "B,A,D".

And all i cant be, everything you want me to be.
But we haven't spoke in days,
Yet infact it's been a matter of weeks.
And so the next time that you need me don't expect to call

I'm Jamal.
The TV's a portal.
But honestly, I don't sive a ghit.

Make Room For New Female Behaviour.

This blog has not been updated.
I mean i would love to update but nothing interesting been going on lately.
I could share a few stories here and there but i don't know.
I mean, i went out to a primary school hari raya outing.
i guess i would update on that sooner or later.

These past few days have been quick.
Too quick to be precise.
I'm going to start school soon.
And its really rainy too.
Kinda cooling to be honest.

Oh just a random story i might wanna add.
I think 3 or 4 days back i was thinking of cutting my hair short.
I was really in a dilemma on whether i should.
But i digress and postponed the thought for the next day.
I mean it was already nighttime and i had to catch up on some sleep.
That very night i dreamt i cut my hair and all my friends didnt reconized me.
Kinda sad huh. I mean i actually went like hey people and stuffs.
While the only thing they replied was you're not Jamal, Jamal has long hair.
I remembered waking up in the middle of the night, having a cold sweat.
It was then that i thought to myself, "you know, i could keep my hair for a little longer"

I'm Jamal.
I'm prepared for lotsa things.
But somethings just scared the shit out of me.
Even when i braced myself for it.

The 2nd's a Charm.

I think its sad.
Yea i really think it is.
How people take everything seriously nowadays.
Well somethings are just meant for us to look at and laugh.
While other things are just there to make you go, "hmmmm.Wished i thought of that"
I'm seriously lacking. Of something.
Not too sure myself. Its just something you know you lack.

Its 3 now and i'm listening to Jónsi & Alex.
It really sets the aura for the night i guess.
So many things i wanna do, so many things i wanna say.
Nothing comes out and nothing happens nowadays.
I just can't seem to take control of everything.
Talked to a friend lately.
Kinda told her stuffs.
But you know, i have this feeling she kinda did not listened.
But the thing is, its kinda fun to like you know, tell someone about something.
Even if they aren't listening.
I may have been talking to myself but still its nice to let it out sometimes.
Well it may just have been me but i think i enjoyed that.
Its not sarcastic. Its just a really funny enjoyable experience.

I envy people.
Not all.
Just some.
Its not some evil jealousy.
Its just.
I wished i was more like them.
They seemed more prepared for things.
I'm just not cut out for the things life has in store.

But the weird thing is..

Am i.
Out of control?
Or.
Have i found something.
Something more profound.

This is getting stupid.
Getting worked up over nothing.
I need the rest.
I need the sleep.
I need the shut eye.
I just noticed, i'm staying awake to make sure someone sleeps.
Haha. The Irony.

I Like You But Maybe I'm Just Like You.

PART 2 is here.

So there were a few things that i promised in the previous post.
I think you guys probably know whats all that about already.
No thanks to Danial for upload the whole 136 photos at facebook.

So anyway, this post has obviously been dragged long enough.
Been abit too busy, tired or just plain lazy this past few days.
And it's hard to get closure nowadays.
Far too many distractions and stuffs.
So anyway,its been long enough so i guess i'll just blog now.

That, as i promised is the Pit Of Death.
Its neverending. The hole i mean.
Me and Shahir came up with this theory,
Which means, it must be true.
Ta-Dah!!!!
Sufian takes off his top.
But he's really fit so nevermind.
Told you his fit.
He has the ever-so-awesome hourglass figure.
*looks at the pic above. MAJOR FACE-PALM*
Word could never describe such a phenomenon.
So lets just let your minds do the talking.
To be honest i wanted to take a pic without him.
But he was in the way so i just went with it.
The same thing happened here.
And finally i got what i wanted.
But i have no idea if it was better or not.
Well no harm trying.
That rock was seriously heavy.
So Dan went, " take a pic of me. I think i look like the Hulk"
He did so shouting, " AHHHHhhhrrrhhhhhhhggggggg"
Seeing Danial did as such.
Kanesh picked up two small stones and imitated Danial.
And i took the pic again.
I think the lamp posts are cool.
Lamp posts are much cooler in pictures than they are in real life.
That's Chin Kok's hand.
Holding up a love-shaped leaf.
I really like how this shot turned out.
That's the same heart-shaped leaf i was talking about in the previous pic.
We were all still looking for rocks/stones/boulders/pebbles/marble tiles/broken bricks to throw.
And i really mean it.
That place have too much stuffs.
Its like people just dump construction leftovers at there.
This was Danial throwing a rather heavy rock.
And after which, he did so accompanied with this face.
Which to be honest kinda got laughs from everyone.
So they did it too.
The After-look-of-Danial-after-he-throws-a-heavy-rock face.
Kanesh picked up this wood thingy.
It looked pretty much normal till he went around acting like its a shotgun.
And then we went, " hey! It does look like a shotgun."
I guess we are abit slow.
Just a teeny wee lil bit slow though.
That was how far we had already walked.
We were walking and throwing rocks and stuffs.
We walked till we kinda forgot about the distance and the weather and such.
This was me directing them as i wanted to take a pic where they were all throwing rocks.

The first one was a failure.
At least thats what i say.
Well i'm directing the shot.
So that means i'm forever correct.
The 2nd try at the same ideology.
I think it kinda turned out fairly well to be honest.
And also they kinda loved the shot too.
So 2nd shot was a success!
Yay to Jamal.
And off they went to throw more rock.
I know it all seems really dull when you read it.
But there's just something with guys and throwing heavy rocks and seeing them crash and break into piece while listening to the sound of rocks clashing with one another.
In case you girls are like wondering what i am talking about.
Its the complete same thing as why we guys don't understand girls attachment to bags and shoes and tops and accessories and stuffs.
Mus acting gay.
He told me to take a pic of that.
I did so as i am so very nice. :) <- I even placed a smile there for your viewing pleasure. The extremely gay shot that moved the world.
Or maybe just the group.
"Wah! Shahir, you look like something out of a poverty article! Can see your ribcage sia" Danial thought loudly.
And yes. Our friend was still emoing.
NICE!
So they picked up a bunch of rocks and stuffs here and there and played with it.
This is Danials illustration of what will happen with you take too much viagra.
You'll become SOLID HARD. Literally.
The rainclouds were closing in but we were having farrrrr too much fun to be leaving.
There was this boulder that could be moved.
So I tried to move the boulder by pushing it with my foot.
And the rest asked Sufian to help me.
Coz they wanted to take a picture...
Of Sufian's Crack.
And as you have noticed, Chin Kok took the liberty of naming it.
Its the Crack Of Faith!
Kanesh is really light and we usually like to carry him around as it feel like as if we are pro wrestlers.
Kanesh usually doesnt mind being carried and thrown around as it is all for fun.
But in this particular situation he retaliated and shouted, "Dey! This one if you drop me i die leh! Rocks la dey!"
We saw this rock with writings on it.
Some people might say its stupid.
I think its cool though.
What i don't get is, why amongst all the friendly messages are there a jewish star at the top right hand corner?
Danial was having fun dipping his feet into the water which was shockingly quite clean.
While he was busy doing so, we ran and hid from him.
Yeah i know, childish but wayyy fun unless if you are the victim.
While we were hiding.
The Crack Of Faith decided to appear again.
What a rare sight so i captured it.
Not once but twice.
This time with an alibi.
And mus is my alibi this time.
This was taken by Chin Kok.
Pure genius i might wanna add.
One of Shahirs toe got cut and there was blood. Like DUHHH.
Danial in the other hand explained that this is called Male Menses.
In case you are wondering why i took this.
Look to the right side of the pic, it was raining there.
Cool huh.
" Sufian can i just smack your belly just one time and see how the shockwaves travel from your belly?"
Yeap he really did asked that question.
This was Kanesh dancing.
We told him to danced like this till we reach home but sadly.
It didn't happened.
"What do you think that cloud looks like" I asked Shahir.
" A Penis, " he replied confidently. " A really spoiled penis," he then added.
And Sufian still has his shirt off.

Shahir took a branch from the floor and practiced kendo all the way from seletar dam.
He did so on the road.
Kanesh took a stick from the ground and started whacking himself.
THAIPUSAM!!!
Shahir was still doing kendo training.
He also yelled at cars that drove past us.
" Aren't you afraid now?! " He yelled.
We stop to eat at a Coffee Station.
It looks exactly like a coffee shop but it is a station.
Slacked coz we saw certain things that were sad.
And i mean it sad, even for me.
And then i took this pic for fun to cheer them up.
And Kanesh was like, "i would seriously date this girl if she was real!"
Danial was like, "Yeah me too. I would so do her!"
And i was like, " Can you guys please stop talking about my face in such a manner?"
And pics we took.
This was after we recorded the sound clip "Surf's Up"
We kept taking pics till....
Shahir said something about Dumbeldore being an ass for being gay.
And this sparked off a battle.
It was intense.
You can tell by Kanesh expression.

Yeap. That's all the pic i have for this post.
I'll update soon.

I'm Jamal.
Do you ever wondered what it would be like?
To stick around long enough for me to be polite.