I'm Not Trying To Paint An Impression.

Me and Shahir when we visited the Singapore History Museum.
We are Royalty.You better believe it.

Few stuffs been happening.
Probably the most distinct one was obviously Chin Kok's chalet.
I think most people don't know this about me.
But i read novels in my free time.
So if you see me reading, please don't go "he got read one meh"
Coz it kinda demotivates me.

So today's Rjs was about vampires and stuff. And i kinda wrote a story.
Just thought i share it here.

The question was : Create a story, in not more than 20 sentences, based on an image of a vampire.

This is the story i wrote:

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The lightning from the thunderstorm cast a faint light that lit up the alley for a mere half a second and for the very first time, I saw his facial features.

“You know, I’ve actually fantasized about meeting someone like you but this is not how I thought it would unfold. “

“Let me guess love,” he said in a really thick English accent, “ya reckon’ we are all lovey dovey bunch of creatures don’t ya? Tis’ is typical human behaviour, thinking ya are the only ones here and always thinking ya are right every time. Well have I got news for ya ; we’re everywhere, we live among you humans, we do not climb tree and we very well do not sparkle in sunlight. Obviously not all of us are good looking, there’s Ziggs, my mate, and girls run away at the very sight of him. I reckon this all had to do with that tenny bopper movie tweee-light or something. Some of us actually watched that and imagined our surprise when we saw what ya humans thought of us.”

The conversation died abruptly.

It all seemed too far-fetched to be real, I thought to myself.

A real life vampire talking to me, no, this must be some sort of sick joke someone is trying to play on me. But if he was a ‘real’ vampire, he sure is a good looking one.

“Oh I know that look anywhere. It’s the should-I-believe-what-this-self-proclaimed-vampire-says look. Everyone gets it after they know about it. Well I assure ya I am the real deal – what and how else would ya explain all those women who went missing so suddenly in the middle of the night. Relax. I will make it quick and painless. “

I am going to die aren’t i? The thought raced through my mind.

But somehow, I wasn’t at all afraid. I just stood rooted to the spot. My limbs were lifeless and death was drawing nearer and nearer to me.

This is it I guess.

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You know what people.
I'm kinda lazy to blog now.
HAHAHA!!

I'll do the real update tomorrow.
Sorry man. Im such a liar.

I'm Jamal.
Like the Man who walked before me.
I'm Afraid.