In The Interest Of Fairness..

Hang out with Ron and Lina yesterday.Thon at my place till dawn from 930pm and only then we realised there was like a gay fag who spam on my tagboard..So todays post will be all about that gay fag so be honoured so called "fatbotakbanglafren"..Yes and even the font was coloured for you!!Purple..Yeah...

So i'm not a professional profiler but this is what i think about "fatbotakbanglafren"..
1.He probably has no childhood

2.He has no life.Thats why he does this

3.Everyone hates him.Coz everyone hates spammers

4.He has no fren cause even i have some bangla friends and he has 1 who is botak,fat and lame.

(have you seen a skinhead bangla.i haven.have u seen a fat bangla.i haven..lame??thats him)

5.If he has a blog,the post all are lame coz my post are jokes and he doesnt get it.

6.He is a fag.Period.Ta-Dah!!!

First of all..You don't know me..So you don't know i'm joking..So..You are a Fag to think that i'm dead serious talking about fat people and shit. I got fat friends and i myself have ten packs all combined into one.(i love to eat.WOOO!)Fat..??In my opinion there are 5 types of fat..Ok?i'll break it down..If u are fat..Put yourself in one of these catergories..

..5 types of fat...

1.BIG(you are not fat just big)

2.healthy(you are big and healthy)

3.Husky(those who work out.Like world strongest man like that)

4.Fluffy(1 name.Ruben Studdard)

5.DAMN!!!!

5a.Damn she big and hot.
5b.Damn she noes shes big and still wears tight clothes(that is also in my unexplained list of happenings like UFO)

As for the bangla stuffs..It made sense..As i said you are too stupid to think deeper..I'm a nice person..I blogged about you..I didnt even delete your tag..Gosh i'm so good...

So your honour..With that statement i hereby officially declare "fatbotakbanglafren" a fag and everyone hate spammers..I rest my case..May the jury decide wisely...

*Note:Fatbotakbangalafren was jokin too and fron then on we resolve the case.Simple misunderstanding.So just take fatbotakbangalafren as all spammers in general..but not him la..Wait..i dun think i make sense no more..Ok..watever..Spammers sucks.PERIOD*

I'm not a Fag..

I'm not a Spammer..

I'm Jamal...

...LIFE AS IT IS...

Saw how life can easily be ended today.Saw boys pulling out grass.Saw girls kicking a tree.Heard a belt screaming for dear life after being worn by a FAT girl.Poor thing i wanted to help but there was a guy before me,he tried to release the belt from captive.She ate him.Who would've guessed..Cannibalism is still around..Saw an apek died after upskirting a chio bu..Saw a young man died after upskirting a fat chick..A teen died after being crushed after that chick fell onto him.

Life can be ended now.Few friends gone.Don't think about Ron.Well he's different.He was born as a vampire thats why he cant die.Die,alive again..How cool is that.So anyway,Azri long gone..He was drinking milo when he suddenly drowned in the milo itself.Adib another friend of mine.Was eating McWings when that chicken wing FLEW up from his hands and into his nostrills and he forgot he could breathe through his mouth and yes he was dead shortly after.Terry,another friend of mine was driving home during a rain storm.The roads were slippery.Terry couldn't see through the thick fog and to add to this Terry was really shagged.I guessed you guys know what happen next..Yes he died of cancer.

Life..Its really precious..Treasure it..If you happen to think of suicide,think about my friends..How Azri would have drank Horlicks instead of milo.How Adib would have eaten McSpicy instead of Lethal McWings.As for Terry..err..umm..He's gonna die anyway..So forget about him..And of course,you might be suffering but think about all the belts,shirts and pants being worn be fat people..Their screams goes UNHEARD..SOOOOO SAD!!!!

Me AND Terry..Man so sad he had to leave.He was a good man.Donated to Hurricane Nargis tingy.Help the elderly.Stole from the rich and gave it to the poor..Hey wait..NO.Thats Robin Hood!Nevermind.This was taken in my class when the faci was teaching..You will be remembered Terry...

*Note:Nobody was killed during the posting of this post..except those three..NO!They are still alive*

Question that is questioning my queasy mind: Things that are extinct have a very high value to us.Like dinosaurs and stuffs.Even museums have been opened for their sole purpose.If bangalas were extinct..Will there be a museum for them..??IT is possible..What do you think..

(I'm not being racist or anything but we do have museums for the peranakan culture..So can we have a bangala museum if say the bangala was wiped out)

I'm Jamal...
You're NOT...

..Being Watched..

Nothing special out of the ordinary happened today except the fact that i woke up at Ron's place.Amazingly I got teleported here for no reason.Again nothing else was extraordinary...Ohhh and Ron's dog,Rico puked today.Think he's pregnant..Weird puke eh..Was like yellow in colour and had pieces of undigested food.No idea what they are feeding the DOG..Went home right after that and met my friend..We invented a Game to play when you are with your friends.You know,sometimes you meet up with your friends and they are being a complete arsehead by not talking so this is a great game to ease the tension..I call this game...

....THE GAME....

You know how people always say that they have the feeling like they are being watched...Well thats the game..We tested that theory.So this is how the game goes..Stare at the back of a random strangers head until they eventually turn around.The faster you make a random stranger turn around the more points you get..So thats the game,but what we found out was totally awesome..People with shorter hair react to this staring quicker than peope with longer hair..There was this bald guy like BALD as in BOTAK like the moon..Like botak as in they can reflect light of their head..Like bald as in if u fall to the ground and they help you up and happen to be in line with the sun you'll see a botak eclipse..
*ok you get my point...back to story*

I stared at the back of his head for like 3 second and he turned around so quick i thought he was trying to break his own neck..Its those kinda turns that will be supported by a "swooooshh" in the movies..

Meanwhile,my friend zul was like following this auntie will long hair from one end of khatib mrt to the other end and she didn't even turn back..He eventually gave up and I won!!Thanks to Mr.Botakman and his fast reflex..Try this out and tell me your results and conclusion abt whether botak people are the best for noticing stares.Ok..Tag me your results if you try this out..

Ohh ya..Now am currently talking to Astrini..She just came back like from Brisbane..What kind of a name id Brisbane..??haha..apparently she travels alot like ALOT!!Like Hong Kong and stuffs..She says she once saw the loch ness monster and bigfoot herself..Gosh that so awesome..So what are you waiting for??See the monsters for yourself..Buy your tickets now at Chan Brothers Travel...

I'm Jamal...

You are not...

Insomia Is All...

Time:6.o3..
And insomia rules me..
It grips me from my collar..
And throws be back against the pillar..

Voices and sounds surrounds me..
But none which i can see..

No people no animal no music no drums..

So where is this sounds coming from..

Lie down on the bed the voices say..
And then in sleep is when you'll pay..
I thought,i still have lotta things to see..
The voices replied,let it be...

So leave me alone you fiend..

Go back to where you once been..

The beauty of sleep,who could resist such allure..
Is it in sleep in which i've find a cure...

Time check:its 6.35..
Into my dreams is where i will dive..
Wait..Dreams..That won't last..
But come to think of it,dreams are there coz of us...

By Jamal..

The Dead Will Rise.Trust Me.Its bad.

Woke up to the daily headaches and was in a blurry state when a naked girl rans past me.HUH?Naked girl??

Wait..Oh thats my bro..As i said,was in a blurry state went on during my usual routine.It all seem familiar..Too familiar.So i put on my 'stoned cap' and look at the world..Thats more like it.My dad going off to work in a knights armor.Moms home cookin wearing a barney the dinosaur outfit.Hmm..Weird..Just then my sis walks past.The Evil Witch she is.Wait..Why is she normal..Ohhh..Shes dressed like a Slut..hmm..Thats reasonable.

*skips boring part*

So there I was waiting..Apparently Ron had help from his disciples and he was resurrected but with a problem that came with..He was resurrected for eternal life and also erected he shall be for eternal life.Bad curse but thats the price i guess.His black magic diciples were soon gone from the face of the Earth.PERISHED just like that.Black Magic Crew led by Arun.

So anyway met Ron at Dungeon Graphite.There we were attacked by lethal deadly dangerous fatally brutal vampire bats the size of ants.Ron was afraid but i wasnt.He's such a girl.I've seen girls much couragous than him.He needs courage like the lion from Wizard Of Oz.So anyway he held on to my sleeve and i led him out of danger.When we exited the cave i discovered that when you revived a dead guy,that guy(ron in this case)gets more lame.Death by word is not a figure of speech i tell you.Let me break it down for those of you who haven encountered LAMEningitis or haven been LAMEd by someone.

LAMEningitis as it is.

1.He tells a 'joke'.(note how joke is in '')

2.He looks at you funny.(thats the sign that he wants laughters)

3.two choices:laugh along or just ignore.(ignore is wad i'll do)

4.He will laugh and expect u to laugh as his laugh is 'funny'.(again '')

5.Noticed that it is not funny and still laughs on.

6.Slowly demotes from loud laugh to laugh and then to a smile and then neutral.

7.If you are really unlucky,they will bring the joke up.

8.Repeat step one.

DO YOU WANT THAT??Do it like me.After step 2 just say NOOOOOO!!Its not funny.Tell them its the lamest lame you ever heard a lame lameningitis person tried to lamed you with.Say lame-anation will not work against me evil lame fiend.Tough Love Man.

So i leave you guys with steps to repel lame aliens away.Pepper spray them if you can.If you walk down orchard road and happen to hear a lame joke from a stranger.Give them a slap.

Question that questioning my queasy mind:Chick or egg..Who cares..How do chickens mate??Hens lay egg. Don't you need to mate to have egg??I've never seen a Rooster getting any..hmmm

I'm Jamal..
You are not...

Time to Pretend...

Bothersome Boredness Boring Me..

Stressed and volatiled as ever,i crept behind the menace,Cpt. Bore Other Dollys On Heineken aka Cpt.bodoh..Unlike his name he is intelligent like a Albert Einstein.Maybe not like him but he was intelligent.He could differentiate a 5 cent coin from a $1 in 2 days.

"Ah-hah!i saw u there.."he says.
"Ah-hah!what did u see?"i replied as if i was replying to a msg on my hp which has 3g and has a 3megapixel camera and also supports wlan connectivity and has built in bluetooth system.

THE N-SERIES..BUY IT NOW!AT UR LOCAL HANDPHONE SHOP..

*ok back to the real story*

"i saw u hiding in my cape all this while but as u know..Im smart to lead you to a deserted place so i could destroy you to peace"he laughed.
"Don't you mean pieces?

Then we continued to talked..yada yada yada..then it was dinner time then we went home.

Eat my brocolis coz thats wad my dinner usually consist of..yeah brocolli the size of the SUN..

Yeah..That big..serious..My sis alwaes put it aside and feed it to our pet rock..she's an arsehead..never eat her brocoli..brocolis i heard help u walk on two legs better..As for walking on two hand,not that sure..So i went to my room and discovered i was bored like Newton discovered Gravity.Just like Newton,i got evidences to prove it.

~PROVE THAT I WAS BORED~

1.I went to encarta to find the meaning of bored.
2.Went youtube to find vids about bored.(some gays and few hags came out)

3.Went to search other websites like youtube.

4.Watched a vid on how to solve a 3x3 rubix cube.
5.Watched a vid on how to solve a 4x4 rubix cube.(both about 25 mins long)
6.Realised i was watching the stain on the screen and not watching the vid.
7.Still don't know how to solve a rubix cube so i cursed at the vid.
8.Search for a dictionary to compare the definition od bored of that to encarta.
9.Found old dictionary.1st thing i did was to find bored.Found it.Didnt read it.
10.2nd thing i tried searching the word dictionary in the dictionary.It sounds like a very familiar book.
11.Went to a site called retards.com..found it interesting yet boring.
12.Think..Is red bull = bull piss...??

What a boring post.....currently doing things that they state in this website...Kinda cool actually being bored and all...

http://www.retards.com/chat/retarded-ideas/201-things-do-when-you-bored.html

Question that is questioning my queasy mind.

Why is red not blue..Why is purple purple??its red and blue..it should be blured..ya or relue..
Jamal...

Ron's dead.So are we.

RON'S DEAD.SO ARE WE.

So its up to me to save the future of all mankind.Yes me.Ron's dead anyway.He was eating french fries when it happened..It flew outta his finger and went into his mouth.Tried my best but it chocked him on the way down and he died.What can i do.So i call the cleaner at Burger King to sweep him away.Poor fella.Had to sweep such a load..His broom kinda looks familiar..Yeah looks like Johnboys hair..We didn't had time to burry him so just place him near a rubbish chute....Wait...Ron could be recycled...Thats a brilliant idea..I'm gonna make lotsa money..

So i'm alone now..Gonna go against the rebels in Fat valley of the Fat village of Fatville of Fats town which in the district of Fat city..Impossible fight..heard they don't even use weapons..They just eat their enemies alive..Few friends died there already..There was Adib(chrasmatic arsehead),Azri(mumbling loudmouth) and now Ron..i'm gonna die..

R.I.P......RON....sorry..i couldn't find a sad pic of him..hes either normal,laughing,smiling or just being stupid....

*No ron was killed during the posting of this post.