She's Missing. Find Her!

So as i said yesterday, I'm back today.
Mr. Jamal gonna blog about yesterday.
So what did happened yesterday.
I met the Talibans and we hung out again.
We did a recording somewhere.
If your interested in listening to it.
You can listen to it either on this here.

So the pics starts here.
This is a rather long post.
So i'll be splitting it up to two post.
The first shot of the day goes to Danial after Sufian pinched his nipple.
Yeap really gay. Relax, i'm never in such activities.
I'm the chilled laid back kind.
So we planned to go to Seletar Dam.
Which is also Lower Seletar Reservoir.
Sufians place was nearby so we head to his place for a bit before continuing.
"I'll show you guys something cool later," he told us.
"These footprints were all made by me"Sufian said proudly.
"THIS ISN'T COOL!" We all protested.

This was us waiting for Sufian.
I need entertainment so i played with the cigarette box.
Chin Kok was messaging someone so i guess he did not need entertainment.
Danial played with a cigarette.
And Shahir with the camera.
Thats his shirt by the way.
Sufian finally came down with water.
But it was like 2/10 full.
So we kinda like had to share small volume of water.
While he drank his bird nest shit in the above pic.
And he drank that bird nest thing alone.
Stingy little fella. Well he's not that little.
Stingy big fella.
This is Shahirs 10 megapixel phone.
He works on the principle of functionality.
So as long as the phone works, its alright.
I agree with him.
And guess what i found out.
My handphone is about the same length as the cigarette box.
Hurray for Jamal's observation skills.
One of the unexplained mysteries of life itself.
He appears to be looking at the camera but the weird thing is you can tell he is not looking at the lens.
I think the proper word is 'Spacing Out'.
"If you got it, flaunt it!"
If you are following the blog you would understand what i just said.
Shahir told sufian to keep still.
And thus Sufian did and smiling thinking Shahir was snapping a pic of him.
" And there you have it! A pic of the litter box!" Shahir exclaimed.
Since Sufian already smiled for the previous shot and got jacked by Shahirs actions.
We decided to be nice and laugh at him and taking this shot.
This was us doing the Sufian face.
" MAN! When aunties visit your blog, they're gonna be like ehh 4-D number ah sia" Shahir said.
" Aunties looking for 4-D aren't the audience i was looking for in the first place but if they are happy coming to my blog....Okay then," i replied.
"What if you played soccer while riding a motorbike?Do you think that's allowed?" Shahir asked.
"More happiness for the Aunties of your blog,"Shahir said.
If they ever did come to your blog,"he added.
He took this pic because,
1)The auntie was wearing a finding Nemo shirt.
2)She walked past us.
3) She had specs which meant she could be a librarian.
Yea. Thats it i think.
"Oh and she has sideburns like The Rock" Danial pointed out.
Danial mentioned about how he thought she look like a Xiao Mei Mei from the back.
"You really think so huh?" i asked him.
"I don't think so, I KNOW SO!" he replied.
This is Chin Koks foot.
He wore this new slippers that had like miniature mountains on the surface of it.
That explains the amazing tessellated image found on his feet.
Shahir pointed to the sign and shouted,"No you can't throw black ice cubes here!"
No idea whether Shahir wanted to take a picture of Sufian shirt or my head.
This was doing my famous indonesian tribal dance/slide.
Only happens when i can slide on the ground.
He tried walking like that till he almost felled.
It would have been funnier if he actually felled.
We walked past this man while walking.
We kinda thought that he looks like Einstein.The smart one not the bald one.
So Shahir took a pic of it as it was evidence that Einstein is Asian.
I always wear shorts under jeans or any pants.
Just in case of emergencies.
It paid off that day coz there was something on the back of the pants.
Being able to take off the pants was a blessing.
But it still made me look like a flasher in public.



There was this ditch that we saw on the way there.
Danial told us that it was proof of a meteorite landing that hit Singapore very long ago.
Doing stupid stuffs on the cross junction of Lower Seletar Reservoir.
Again with the stupid stuffs.
We tried to move as quick as the speed limit and see if we got fined.
But we got tired before reaching the speed limit.
We saw lotsa stuffs while walking there.
We saw this humongous leaf.
We call it The MEGA LEAF!
Look! A naked tree!
An Albino plan. And a rock.
And we also spotted Chin Koks Infamous ass.
The SP students holding up their Admin cards behind a thing that is NOT a safety barrier with the initials SP coincidentally inscribed on it.
That was a surprisingly detailed explanation.
Crab catching man.
I wonder if she used pokeballs.
We saw this make-shift shelter.
So they decided to act like homeless people.
Shahir really looks the part.
What i don't get is whats with the plastic back 'tudung'.
*Tudung is the headgear, the one muslim women wear
It looks alright at first.
But if you look closely, Danial is eating styrofoam.
And Shahir looks real sad.
What a sad, sad bunch.
Smokers sio!
Mud-loving Man!
We saw barnacles on a battery.
Weren't you amazed by that?
We seriously were amazed by that.

"Look guys! A tyre!" Sufian shouted.
" That's not a tyre!That's a vagina" Me and Shahir said.
"That's CRAP! " He replied us.
"You wanna know what crap is?" we asked him.
*looks around and sees...*
"NOW THAT'S A CRAB!"
I felt so proud at that moment of time.
I could feel Shahir did so too.
We are such proud creatures.
He got tired talking to us so he sat and watched us from above like a hawk.
A really lazy hawk. To be precise.
We saw Khairul there too.
This was when Mus took over the cam for a awhile.
He took some nice natural shots.
Well isn't this just a really nice pic.
What could go wrong when you have Me in the picture.
I forgot what or where i was pointing to though.
Thats Khairul.I think.
I sorta forgot his name.
I did not tell him that though.
So i kept calling him 'eh' and tried to avoid saying names while he was there.






All taken by Mus so i had no idea what to write for it.
We ventured even deeper into the dam.
Oh and Kanesh joined us too. He came pretty late.
Sufian was still on the top looking down on us.
It looked like it was gonna rain but we still went on.
We found this hose like thingy.
But claimed that it was a snake.
A few passerbys believed us.
IDIOTS!! HAHA!

End of part 1.
Be sure to read part 2 soon.
These are a few thing that are in part 2,
1) The pit of death
2)Someone takes off his shirt and its not Danial
3)There's asscracks. Sexual content.

Part 2 will be up soon.


I'm Jamal.
You know what i really hate?
I hate it when i press the cPS LOCK BUTTON WHEN I AM TRYING TO TYPE 'A'..