Sinners Without Parents Letter Will Not Be Accepted To Hell..

I just laughed to myself writing the name of this post..

Sinners Without Parents Letter Will Not Be Accepted To Hell..

No idea where that sentence came from but it makes good humor..
I'm currently wondering what will be the name of my next post..

"Religious people will not be accepted to heaven unless they bring their Edusave forms" seems ok..

Ok enough of my daily nonsense..

Anyways lately i have not been out of the house as my handphone died on me and thus i have no means of contacting or being contacted by people..
The hand phone screen is just messed up..

Thats how the screen looks like now..
I just realized that i can still accept calls..
However i don't even feel like switching on that phone..

Anyways the main purpose of this post was actually to update on the happenings..
So i'm updating on the happenings of the day that came before the day before yesterday..
*In Singaporean Terms*
Yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday lah..

Here's the gist of it..
It was a normal day..
So i think i woke at 2 or so coz my phone was ringing..
Mus messaged me asking about hanging out..
Being me..I replied "ok cool" and went back to sleep..
Woke up later on and met them..
But i wasn't late..Mus was the latest..
In my defense, being 2nd latest means i'm still on time..
And then we headed to Mc for fun..

*rest of the day will be told with pics*

I think we saw a 'really pretty girl'..
I mean that explains why we are looking in the same direction..
But i also think that the 'really pretty girl' turned out looking weird..
That kinda explains Danial's disappointed facial expression..
This is our famous friend Sufian..
We call him tit/tits/boobmaster/titties/titty boy/tetek man/you get my drift..
You might ask why..You will soon know..
This was after we decided to slack the floating platform..
This was taken on the way there..
Danial tried to mimic that cat/leopard/cheetah/whatever that is..
I, however think he looks like a weird mutated human with wings growing from the sides of his head..
We saw a broken guitar on the way there too..
Damn thing was all messed up and soggy from the rain..
The pieces were there but the strings were missing..
I guess someone must've use em as fishing lines..
This is the famous Longkang used for transporting goods in the early 60s..
It's really polluted and dirty now..
And it smells like Danials fart..
Shahir then explained to us his theory..
He said maybe this is where all the sewage from a giants house goes to..
I think his theory is rather interesting..
But if his theory checks out, it seems that giants shit out bottles and leaves..
And that puzzles me..
Such beautiful flowers..Grown to full bloom..
Then Danial farted..And it all died..
Life Is So Fragile..
I don't remember what they were talking about..
But i recalled Danial trying to kill a spider by flicking it to the water..
He then said,"the spider can swim sia..If i get bitten..I'll become water spider-man"
Shahir kinda froze for a moment after Danial said Water Spider-Man..
"THATS AWESOME", he said after unfreezing himself..
He then asked me whether i thought Water Spider-Man was a good idea..
I said it sounded funny..
And he was disappointed..
I did not actually pose for this..Just as i turned to look what Danial is doing, he took this shot..
I have a naturally angry face..I think i should smile more..
Shahir borrowed my camera and took pics of this random lady fishing..
She has the ability to do the 'throw the fishing line with intense power but it still lands nearby' trick..
In case you are wondering what that ability does..
Its when you swing the fishing rod as hard as you can to get the bait as far away in the water but the bait however lands like 1 meter away from you..
Ohhh..And the time is here!!!
You shall know why we call him titty boy..
I think the name already is self-explanatory..
After taking this shot..
Shahir said,"woahhh cool!I got a pic of him adjusting his..errrr..Sports bra.."
They say a pic is worth a thousand words..
So there you go..
4000 words in pictures..
Bet you know why we call him that now..
Shahir was happy coz we finally got a shot of the titty boy..
And i was planning to expose him..
Danial also got a few shots of the Boobmaster himself..

After slacking there and taking a few videos which are at Mustakims blog..
Sufian and Mustakim wanted to go home..
Me, Shahir and Danial didnt want them to go home but once we realised they are still going home..
We started saying that its a sin to leave us..
We then said that in the Bible,Quran and Toran, it states that you should not leave your friends named Jamal,Shahir and Danial to lepak by themselves..
Danial was so into that topic he told Sufian that Sufian was a sinner and even hell won't accept him when he died..Which kinda made me laugh like mad..

We then ate dinner together under some block..
Just us three without the sinners of course..haha
Kinda cool to have a talk while eating dinner with your friends..
We talked about the future and stuffs that kind freaks us out..
Ouh..Me and Shahir ate Nasi Pattaya(Its a dish that originated from malaysia or indonesia)..
Danial ate Mee Goreng(Mee Goreng originated from the Greeks in ancient times)..
Seriously..Zeus created mee goreng but he named it 'My Gohh-Reng'..
We then saw Guo Qiang and talked/joked around with him..
Its been a while since i last saw him..
We talked about a girl that we saw that seemed retarded..

We then went to Spiderweb to just hang/joke around and also to mess with the fitness corner..

Danial was trying to lift Shahir up with his arm strength..
Ohh i forgot to mention that it rained before we came..
So the handles were wet..
And that caused Danial to loose his grip and fall down..
Shahir as usual loves to laugh at the suffering of others..
This pic and the one below looks really alike..
Except for the fact that Shahir just disappeared into thin air..
He's like a magician..
You can't actually see it..
But prior to this shot..Danial threw his slipper at Shahir..
Shahir calmly picked up his slipper as if he was gonna give it back..
And then threw it into the wet field..(i circled where Dans slipper was)
Danial Hopped there on one foot..
And retrieved his slipper..
I didn't really know what he was gonna do but i was already laughing..
He went to Shahir..
Shahir just stayed still like a doll with a holded-in smile..
Danial then sat on Shahir and used the equipment like as if Shahir was the chair..
He was making this weird noise which sounded like a mutated duck being strangled..
In case you are wondering how he sounded like..
Say " eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkk" with your hands squeezing ur nostrill shut..
He did that sound for really long time..It was really funny and irritating at the same time..
Shahir wanted to ride that machine with Danial..
In the sense that they ride it one leg each..
But Shahir thought it seemed kinda gay and hopped off right before i took a pic..
He then had this idea of acting like he's the coach of a skier(danial) and keep cheering Danial on..
And they did it for quite a number of time..
On the way home..I jumped onto a brick sidestep..
Almost felled but i managed..
Kinda looks obscene huh the pic..
Its like you can see my underwear..(fyi:i wore shorts under those pants)
Oh and since they were soo enthusiastic for the pic..
I decided to edit it for them..
This is a rather long post..

I'm Jamal..
I'm dying..
Dying...
DEAD!
*laughs to myself*
(its an inside joke)