Sick & Tired Of Trying..

Shaken like a Razorblade..
Waking up next to nothing..
After dreaming of You & Me..
I'm Waking up all alone..
Waking up so Relieved..

Just got to know that i have a plan for today..
Gonna spend last day of holiday at least laughing..
Gonna go somewhere by the name of..
Sembawang Hot Springs..
Shahir told me to bring swimwear..
But im not too fond of anything to do with the word "swim" and "water"..
So im guessing i'll be there to take pics i guess..
I wonder how other RP students feel like now..
I don't actually know anyone from my course..
Which kinda sucks..
But i digress..
I'll do just fine..

On a lighter note..
My older sis used my lappy just now..
She used tagged for like....
GOD KNOWS HOW LONG!
So i kinda sat at her room with my younger sis..
And we started laughing over the stupidest jokes..
So anyway i found a very old card game at her room..
And to my surprised she actually agreed to challenge me..

IT WAS OLD MAID!!!!!
It was an old game..
A really old game..
It lasted like 1 minute..
I WON!
I Had the Old Maid At First..
Oh..After i won..I kinda noticed how stupid the card names were..
Peter puss goes fishing..
* i type puss as pussy at first..LOL*
I understand 'The Park Keeper'..
But how can 'Tickets Please' even be a name of a card..
It's not even a NOUN!
*the dog in the 'tickets please card looks retarded..*
**i mean the dog at the right..Both were dogs i realised**
'I Like Nuts' is another stupid card name..
As for the 'Deep Sea Diver'..Octopus can already breathe underwater..
They don't need breathing gear nor do they need hunting gears..
The Frog one just looks stupid..The face of the frog cracks me up..
Oh..This is the protagonist..
The Old Maid..
Its kinda lame being her..
Even the animals have names..
And she doesn't..
However her pet parrot seems happy to be with her though..
George giraffe..
Reminds me of..
George Bush..
Oh this is an example of a really misleading card name..
Mr. Zebra Crossing..
They thought it was funny..
Apparently Mr. Zebra was gay..
Mr. Zebra is wearing a dress for gods sake..

I'm Jamal..
I have this theory that..
One day toilet bowls will shit on us..
Till then..Cheers...