I'll shout it out..At the top of my lungs..So follow me up..As i sing this song for you..And Only You..Can keep this tension aside..Schools started..
Class amazing..
Lessons fun..
No powerpoints..Nice hanging out with friends..
Previous post disastrous..
This post..Update..
Hot Spring..
Really Disappointing..
The Hot Spring was kinda disappointing and thus Shahir had this idea to take picstures as if we were all pissed..But that idea didn't actually worked out..No one wanted to do it..
I took this when Danial was singing his rendition of PCDs "dont cha"
He sang, " don't you wish your uncle was hot like him"
"Don't you wish your auntie was strong like her..Don't Chaaaa"
The water from the hot spring was seriously hot!
I could dip my fingers in the pail of water for like 1 or 2 seconds tops..
That was how hot it was..
Danial kept dipping his feet into the water..
And this process is usually followed by..
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Yes.. He shouts in public..
I wanted to try the process too..
But i didn't had the courage..
This pic was actually taken by Shahir to capture the image of steam coming from the water..
But me and Dan had other ideas in mind..
That explains the feets in the pic above..
I like lending my camera for people to take pics with..
But however, pics that are not taken by me tend to be harder for me to write captions for..
Sufian then realised that he actually had a cloth that we can use to make it absorb hot water..
I as usual, was first to make the cloth wet and cause pain to people..
That was me adjusting my headband on my wrist..
I obviously didn't want to get my headband wet..
This was Sufian massaging his hairy legs with some hot water goodness..
Upon seeing this, we went,"wuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
No idea why but it works for this occasion..
I was wetting the cloth when shahir suddenly pointed out that i look like a old-fashion malay woman washing her clothes by the river..
So i smiled like old fashion woman does..
Actually i have no idea whether old fashioned woman smiles..
Whenever i think of old fashioned woman..
I keep thinking of old grumpy mums..
This was Danial right before he started his attack..
This is him attacking..
If you are wondering what they are doing..
THEY"RE PLAYING THE NIPPLE PINCHING GAME!
I think this picture is rather illustrative..
It reflects the magic mirror from Snow White if it were to happen in Singapore..
This is the path we had to take to walk back..
On the way back..Shahir pointed to a plant and said..
ITS A POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL!
And i was like..
YEAH!!! ITS A LOTSA-LEAVES-ON-ITS-HEAD-MON!!
And then Sufian started attacking Shahir..
I for once, have always suspected Sufian to be gay..
But Sufian says otherwise..
I don't actually belief Sufian..
From the pic above its obvious that Sufian was the one trying to touch Shahir..
By the way.. I looked at the pic above and it kinda reminded me of a certin picture from my childhood..
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I have no idea why..But it really looks like ultraman fighting against a monster..
Well in Jamal's World of Imagination it does..
So anyway, Sufian knows he cant catch up to a "running Shahir" so he decided to steal Shahirs slippers..
Yeap there he goes all proud of his plan like Mo-Jo-Jo-Jo..
And Shahir was walking with one slipper..
But we finally made progress in walking towards out next goal..
But Shahir really wanted his slippers back..
So he started provoking Sufian..
By picking up a stick from the floor and started poking Sufian while casting random "Magical Chants"
And thus..
Hell broke loose again..
I recalled Shahir saying..
"Woahh..It really worked!"
Danial was apparently not as satisfied as Shahir was..
This was Shahir casting a spell..
He claimed that the spell he cast on Sufian was a curse..
A curse that made a man grew breasts on his chin..
I have no idea where he gets his ideas from..
I took this picture of a drain..I think its a drain..
But Danial told us that this is the British Dam that helped the British against the Japanese..
He also mentioned that the Dam is now used to prevent flooding..
The "Dam" itself, i thought did not have enough water to fill a truck yet alone flood a country..
But he insisted that he was right..
So he told Sufian to tape a documentary on his take on The Bristish Dam..
And then he suddenly hopped onto Hazwans back..
As you can see..A few seconds after this pic was taken..
Hazwans specs fell on the floor..
Not sure if it had scratches..
Don't care if it had either..
Its not my specs..
And Shahir WAS STILL POKING PEOPLE WITH THAT STICK..
AND SUFIAN WAS STILL TRYING TO PLEASE HIS HOMOSEXUAL DESIRES..
Ohhh..I took this pic..I kinda think it looks like something that i don't think i should say here..
Any guesses people..The leaves i mean..I think it looks like...HAHAHA...
Danial picked up a really big stick that looks like a dildo-gone-wrong and said..
"Shahir, my wand is way way way better than yours"
And Shahir went, "well...What makes you think so..Mine is made out of errr..organic materials"
Danial replied, " mine has the ability to summon elephants"
*he thens waves his wand around and said "ooof ooff ooooooof"*
Shahir then went.."your elephants sure sounded more like dogs..
ohhh..We found traces of ketamine or heroin on the floor..
But Danial however said it was solidified cum..
We also found a box of Durex Sensation by the of the path..
SENSATION SIOOOOO~~~
To my surprise..
There was actually a condom inside..
Sufian kept it cause i suspected that he never had one before..
So i let him have it..
We had this theory that people in the army camp nearby were the ones who bought the condoms and used it for orgys that occurred in the bunks..
We walked in the hot sun..
It was like 4pm in the evening but it was still hot..
So we kinda rested at a nearby HDB block..
We sat in a line as if we were walking for a bus..
It was partly due to the linear arrangements of the seating equipment..
In other words..
Coz the chair was in a line..
Danial did not wanted to venture further..
He was tired he claim..
But Shahir then raised an argument on what Superman would think of him..
"Superman Hates Quitters,"Shahir added..
Coz Danial was wearing Supermans emblem on his chest you see..
This was after we swam at Yishun Swimming Complex..
Oh and Sufian told me to send this pic to him the next time i am online..
But i have still yet to send this to him...
We also saw a really loving couple..
LOVING SIOOO!!!!!
Less than three!!!!
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!I'm Jamal..It's Harder When You Try..Its Impossible to Stop When You Start..
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HAHAHA!!!
This is the best ID card ever..
I believe this is self-explanatory..
HAHAHA!!!
This is the best ID card ever..
I believe this is self-explanatory..
