Disappointing..

I know i promised a good update on current events..
But My DigiCam is with a friend of mine..
Which means i have no current pics to upload..
Well i will upload the 'newest' happenings that i have to date..

UPDATING IN PROGRESS..

Will be up by tmr..

I'm Jamal..
You're not..

Its Been A While....

Been missing for a bit too long..
I'm making my return to the blogging scene..
So if there is anyone who reads this rotting blog..
Keep yer' eyes out for me..I'll be returning..
The date's set..20 march..I am gonna finally update..
Been so lazy nowadays i think there's fungus growing on me..
Just like a friend of mine..
Anyways just wanted to share..
The other day i was soooooo freaking blur..
I actually put colgate on my hair thinking it was shampoo..
Sure you might argue that it smells nice..
But the fact that its disgusting totally rips the logic out of you..
You DO NOT wanna go there..
Leave a tag if you are actually waiting for my post..
Coz once i get bored again, i might stop blogging..Again..

Middle Eastern Blogger...You better believe it...


Till Then..
Cheers People..
Cheers to the Me getting a girlfriend..
Baby i love you so much..
Nahhh...Im kidding..I don't fancy relationships..
Do you fancy them?

Fidelity Is Such A Complicated Game..

So leave if you wanna leave

Change if you wanna change

Go where you wanna go

And love if you wanna love

Run if you wanna run

Go if you need to go

I won't follow you

I'm Jamal..
I'm Sick of stupid shits..

The Word Of The Day Is..............

And holy cow you wouldn't guessed it..
Even if you had your thinking caps on!!

Me and Ron talked about some usual nonsense we usually talked about till we got bored..
So i started asking him stupid questions like..
1.Have you tasted urine?
2.Have you tasted shit?
3.Have you tasted rectal bleeding?
It went on and on and on..Blah blah blah..
Had no idea how or why but it ended up to this question..

J(me): Have you tasted ANUS????
R(him): Nope!!
J: I wonder how that would taste like..I mean it smells like shit..Well thats the place shit comes from..So i guess when we say taste like shit we actually mean taste like ANUS..
R: I know this is not the answer you are looking for..But why are we talking about ANUS???
J: Well..I just think that....ANUS is a very nice word..I noticed it just now..

*We then started inserting "ANUS" to normal games or tv shows that are present..Here are few of them we stated..*

Grand Theft Anus (Grand Theft Auto)
Call Of Anus 4 (Call Of Duty 4)
Red Anus 3 (Red Alert 3)
Saints Anus 2 (Saints Rows 2)
Left 4 Anus (Left 4 Dead)
World Of Anus! (World Of Warcraft)
Who wants to be an ANUS! (Who wants to be a millionaire)
The Anus Race (The Amazing Race)
Anus or no Anus! (Deal or no Deal)
THE ANUS IS RIGHT! (The Price Is Right)
The Weakest Anus! (The Weakest Link)
The Wheel of Anus! (Wheel of fortune)
Whose Anus is this Anyway (Whose Line is it Anyway)
Don't forget the Anus (Don't forget the lyrics)
Are you smarter than an Anus? (Are you smarted than a 5th grader?)
ANUS IDOL (*country name* Idol)
AMERICAN ANUS! (American Idol)
Desperate ANUS (Desperate Housewife)
America's got Anus!!!! (America's Got Talent)
Worlds Most Amazing ANUS caught on tape (World Most Amazing cop chase/explosion/animal attack/shocking moments,etc. caught on tape)
America's funniest ANUS (America's Funniest Home Videos)
My name Is ANUS (My Name Is Earl)
Ugly ANUS (Ugly Betty)
ANUS Girls (Could either be Dreamgirls or cheetah girls or whatever shit they have right now)
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Anus (The movie with Brad Pitt In it)

I THINK YOU GUESSED IT..

ANUS IS THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!

I'm typing "anus" so excessively that it apparently doesn't makes sense to me when i type it down now..

Fee-Yawnn just came online..
Talked to her..She kinda made me laughed like mad..
Did not tell her that though..
Always a joy whenever talking to her..
My bro kinda scolded me for laughing too loudly..
Ohhhh...She blogs REAL quick too..
And I found out that she laughs at peoples life ..
She in the other hand, found out i make fun of peoples life..
But we then decided..We are just..
Embracing The Truth..
*its like some fortune cookie message*

I'm Jamal..
"Anus" just cracks me up..

Now Thats Embarassing!!!

My mum went out just now..
Only me and my sis left in the house..
I don't actually care if she gets angry or shits..
So i blast the music like i'm the goddamn landlord..
And went to bath..I blasted the music just to annoy my sis..
After my usual long bath..I came back to my room..
On the way to my room, my sis gave me a look that kinda made me happy..
Cause she was annoyed..Jamal 1..Older sis zero!!!!!
As i entered the room, i had no idea what got into me..
But i kinda sing to the loud Trivium music and i started shouting vulgarities for fun..
Before i knew it my towel was off and i was like a traditional red indian dancing in his underwear..
But heck i was having so much fun..So i continued shouting vulgarities..
At this point of time i heard my sis shouting on her phone..
She claimed that her brother just got released from the Mental asylum..
I ignored it however and continued dancing/jumping around my pillow like i'm worshiping it..
I got so caught up in dancing in my underwear i did not hear anything else..
I started singing "baa baa black sheep" like its some chant but i added a few vulgarities to the song itself..
Then suddenly my mom kinda opened the door and shouted, "Are you out of your mind??"
(in malay of course)
I stopped dancing and looked at her while the song coincidentally ended..
She looked at me in my underwear and said, "don't you know your music can be..."
The next song started and silly her..Her voice cant win the loud music..
So i continued dancing in my underwear and my mum kinda just laughed it off..
Sis complained to mum that it was loud but mum did not do anything..
HAHAHAHAHAHA...

SIS GOT TOTALLY OWNED BY ME!!!!!

Maybe next time i should do the same thing but instead, i should dance in her room while she is doing her make up..That oughtta be fun..

I'm Jamal..
I'm such an ass..
But i like it that way..

Todays Shitty..Literally..

Ever heard anyone said their day has been SHITTY..
Yeah Todays that day for me..I mean it literally..
I woke up to urine and the toilet smelt like SHIT..
After that i was so thristy and there was nothing to drink..Except some nutrisoy stuffs..
Drank that..And that tasted like LIQUID SHIT..
I said liquid shit cause i kinda don't know how to spell diaroooria or diarohria or whatever..
Everything like shit..
OHH CRAP..Now i feel like SHITTING..

I'm Jamal..
Shitting is actually quite fun..

Request..

Ok..
A friend of mine stated that she likes my blog the way it used to be..
Just stupid stories and rants..
Well i thought i would be doing something else apart from the usual Pics-A-Thon..
I will sometimes blog random thoughts or observations..
Or real life stories that happen personally in my life..
Oh and Happy Birthday to my Sec Sch friend Hui Yun!!!
Yay!!!! You're 18..You're growing up so fast..
Maybe you die fast too..
Just joking..

I'm Jamal..
That was a public service announcement..