Frustration Unnoticed.

It's been a really long day.

School Halloween party. Met Ron.
Walked. Walked. Walked. Slack.
Walked some more.
Met Tin Guan. Slacked some more before heading home.

So anyway, it's 8:20am now.
Somehow it seems different today.
I think it's prolly due to the fact it rained the whole day.
My feet is sore prolly due to unnecessary walking and stuffs.
Wished Jane was awake now. Would be nice to talk to Jane now.
Especially in a time like this. Just a lil tad bit insane now.
I guess its too early for Jane Doe to be awake now.
I think you could call her a new friend but i think otherwise.
So i've decided, i'm not gonna post pics that Danial have posted on facebook.
Coz to me thats a really big waste of effort.
So i'll try update as much as i can and if you are still reading up to this point.
You are the best readers coz some people actually come to blogs just to look at pics.
Well you aren't them and you rule. You rule so much, its starting to get me aroused.
You know, if you are still reading, i'm virtually attracted to you already.
(It is kinda freaky though. I mean if i dont know you. But i digress)
OK enough about me, i'll start now.

This was Ilyana taking the camera from me.
I think i accidentally took a shot of this really awkward process.
You must be thinking, "such a noob this Jamal is."
I did not actually noticed it.
But we do look like a couple with matching color outfits.
And it wasnt planned.

I wanted to dress up as a Mafia but got lazy halfway through it.
So i was kinda a Japanese Yakuza for the day.
Nathan and Amin did not even had costumes on.
So they resorted to paints.
Nathan painted a really busty cleavage for himself.
He often does things for the fun of it.
But i genuinely believe this act got something to do with his fascination for boobies.
Or, as i call them, The Jiggy Bojangles.
Amin tried to paint his face but the process was too tedious and time-consuming.
So he ended up just drawing a blood trail from his lips.
Which was kinda believable.
People actually came up to him and asked, "are you bleeding or something dude?"
"So what are you again," Amin asked.
"I'm a Japanese Yakuza," i replied.
"Oh ya. Its a really forgettable character," he then added.
"ANATA WA NI KA RAN JA NAI!!" I shouted.
"And what's that mean?"
" It means 'How dare you' in Jap" i explained.
"Oh cool, you know a little jap," he said, impressed.
I lied. It meant nothing. It was purely random noises that sounded like jap-words.
Oh there were pirates like everywhere too.
So anyway i did not take lotsa pics there.
Was kinda of too busy having fun.
Another pirate.
All the pirate pirated version one.
So this was them playing the 'Stressball challenge' game.
I played that too. I kind of scared people off by shouting,
"THATS HOW YOU THROW MUTHAFUGGER!".
I said that everytime i threw a ball, regardless whether it hit the target or not.
They stuffed the can with stones so it made the cans harder to knock over.
Thats Nathan playing the game.
FYI: He sucked at it.
Ilyana dressed up too.
She was the mafia. And she kinda looks like the man in the picture of the Mafia wars game in facebook.
She even brought a gun.
A fake one though. Duh.

This was them playing the 'Ring toss' something game.
It looks all nice and pleasing but its really boring and it sucks.
I won a prize there though.
FYI: Nate sucked at this too.
Amin and Il playing the game.
Amin won something too.
Iy was indifferent from Nate.
She sucks at the games too.
Amin and Nate.
Classmate, Band-mates and secondary school mates.
They are in a band.
They are old friends.
And they are in the same class now in Poly.
Lucky buggers.
The guy in black was acting all tough and smart.
"Bouncer siollll!" I exclaimed loudly.
Amin then shouted to the crowd, " Guys, take out IC! The bouncer's gonna check"
After messing around with the bouncer guy, Amin & me messed with the other guy.
"Who are you supposed to be" Amin asked.
"MOSES?" I then added.
The guy kept silent.
He must be a monk then, we thought.
This was Nathan trying to prevent me from taking a pic of his new-found cleavage.
Amin and his blood trail which fooled millions.
Ok maybe not millions, thousands.
Ok maybe i exaggerated a little. About Hundreds of people were fooled.
OK I EXAGGERATED ALOT. About 2 to 5 people were fooled.
Ilyana doing the sexy eyes portrayed in all the James Bond movies.
Sometimes i think she watches the TV too much.
Other days i just wanna slap her nose for nothing and see how she acts.
This was after the party ended.
And we were already going home.
Amin and Nate took the bus while me and Il took the train home.
Initial plan was to go home but i got bored and decided to meet Ron up.

While in the train, me and Il say this humorous brand name.
The name itself was an epic fail attempt.
Fart-in.Fartin. Sounds like farting eh?
I met Ron at Kallang, followed him to his place coz he wanted to change.
And we headed for Town!
We went there to eat a simple snack together while watching some reality tv.
It was a real-life show on a guy trying to get to know a really good looking lass.
It was a nice plot but sadly, he succeeded and got her number.
We wished he failed, that would've made it more funnier.
Ron took this picture and went, "dude it looks like you wore eyeliner or something?"
"Dude, i look like a freaking frog man"
"As a matter of fact," he said, "you totally look like a frog with your fingers like that and stuffs," he then added.
This was us waiting for the rain to stop.
It was alright i guess we saw a few people.
Some were hot as models.
And some were like the aftermath of a pileup accident.
But its all in good fun.
We saw this odd looking installation art piece.
It kinda look like a seed that had menstruation.
Ron went over to look at it and thats when i noticed..
RON WAS CAMOUFLAGED!! He's like a chameleon.
The Lizard not the Pokemon.
This is the infamous Super Big Gulp that we bought to quench our thrist.
But it slowly began to become a burden as neither me or Ron wants to carry it.
So we left it there at the road pillar.
So this pic is taken to show the final moments of our memories of the Super Big Gulp cup.
Real sad huh. We almost cried leaving him there.
Not coz its sad. We almost got fined.
This was one of the few Fashion statement shots we took to show people what we were wearing that day.Rons really colourful i noticed. Especially the shoes i guessed.
And thats me in case you still have no idea how i look like.
It was already Halloween by the time we passed this rubbish chute.
We kinda got freaked out that it looked like there's a bodybag in there.
And then Ron went,"this should appear on MTV cribs"
Totally, 'best' place to live if you a dead cow that is. I thought to myself.
So anyway, our feets were already hurting from all the walking.
We walked the whole night away.
We walked from town to Clarke Quay.
Took detours and such.
If im not wrong it took 2 hours or so.
2 hours walking in the rain can really make your feet hurt.
So we rested at the underpass to Esplanade.
It was just a temporary resting spot where we had fun telling stories and such.
Ron was kinda worn out a bit.
So we rested for a little more.
I was high as hell. No idea why.
Ron took this picture.
He's Amazing!
I like how this picture.
Looks like i'm running away from the police or something. Nice.

I look like freaking King Kong in this one.This was after we continued walking again.
We took shelter at some bus-stop.
It rained really heavily.
You must be wondering why two guys would walk in the rain.
We walked in the rain so no one can see us cry.
FREAKING EMO SIA THAT PHRASE!
But it was all worth it though.
We kinda had lots to see, say and do upon reaching there.
I took this pic coz i like how the light was reflected of the button.
No other apparent reason.
We were just standing at the bridge across the ACM.
It was kinda bright but it makes up for being really quiet and peaceful there.
And then i noticed we were kinda standing in the same stance.
I think me and Ron are somehow related. Like telepathically.
Or we could just be brothers from another mother.
Oh and this was Ron having a discussion about this years financial plan with the ministers.
Do you find something racist about the statues?
Think about it. The guy sitting down is Caucasian.
The two statuettes are a traditional malay and chinese man.
Wheres the Tamil man? Like seriously.
And then i rode on a bull.
Yay! It rained before this happened.
But i just did this without thinking.
That means no matter how happy i looked like in the pic.
I'm actually really sad coz my butt was wet after these few shots.
Ron directed this shot.
Its just looks stupid and funny.
There's no meaning behind it.
This is me.
And that is how Bollywood movies are like.
And i look like a freaking idiot! HAHA.
Now that is how i look like usually.
So please dont you look at the bollywood pic and go,
"Ohh! So thats how Jamal really look like in person"
There was a loud noise from the back so on impulse i turned to see what it was.
Coincidentally Ron took this shot.
I like how this pic is like.
Ron takes nice shots.
I told Ron to look natural.
And he did this face.
"How is that face even natural?" I exclaimed loudly.
"Ok let's try another one," he replied.
"How about this one," he said.
But he finally agreed to look natural.
This was directly infront of us.
I actually went under the sculpture of the bull to see if the sculptor had sculptured balls and penis for the bull. It had a penis-like thingy but no balls.
Sad bull. Go penis no sperm.
I was staring at some random drunk guy.
My legs look broken in this one doesn't it.
We looked down and we noticed there was water.
We kinda panicked a little.
Water around a dry place.
So it could either be,
1. Either of us accidentally peed in our pants(unlikely, still a possibility)
2. The Lampost Peed.
3. Before we came a dog peed on the lampost.
4. Drunk man peed on the lampost.

Realizing that all the options have the word 'Pee' in them,
I guess its natural for us to get a little freaked out.
This was when we walked back to City Hall for no apparent reason at all.
Tin Guan called Ron and asked if he could joined us.
We obviously said yeah.
While he was on the phone i kept camwhoring.
So anyway we told him to meet us at C.H.I.J.M.E.S
since we were already walking to City Hall.
I have no idea why but the flash from my camera is way to bright for any humans face.
We look like ghost for gods sake.
"It looks like the tree is shouting," said Ron.
"It also looks like a Tree Vagina," i added.
"It does indeed," Ron agreed.
We saw another bodybag while on the way to City Hall.
People are really into the spirit of Halloween this year.
Soon after taking this shot, Tin Guan went,
"Eh Jamal, you take picture or me huh? Next time say leh i pose for you"
And thus he did.
Just like he promised.
So they drank and stuffs.
Tin Guan was getting really high.
But this was an exaggerated shot.
Tin Guan just came back from St. James so he kinda told us what happened there and so on.
Some really funny stories about him grinding a girl and then finding out it was a dude or something.
We found beer kegs there too.
But it was kinda empty.
So nothing so special.
After i took this shot, Tinguan explained to me that he thought he looked like an idiot and i should delete the picture.
i replied, "it's not that bad. You look like a Graceful Ballerina."
Spent the whole morning there before taking the train home.

So we kept on taking pics and camwhoring.
Tinguan mentioned that Camwhoring is not only for girls.
Guys also can lor.*exact words said by him*
I knew Tin Guan for quite some time but never actually took a pic with him.
Not even once. So there's a first for everything.
We took the pic above and notice our eye looks really small so we open wide for the next shot.
And the results were obvious.
We became more freaky. Like living zombies to be precise.
So we took another one that was normal.
And luckily, to us, it did look normal or we could have been taking pictures for the whole morning.
We three agreed that this pic is in fact our favourite one out of the whole lot.
And i look really happy. Not sure if thats a good or a bad thing.
Tin Guan mentioned how the angle we took at were wrong.
But nevertheless, the pic was still nice.
Due to the people in it.
Me and Tin Guan still crazy over pics.
The CHINESE boys and their tradition Yam-Seng picture.
And they kept drinking and drinking and drinking.
All fun and games till one of you gets wasted.
LIKE THIS.
Wasted like road kill.
It almost looks like i am dead.
I like to believe i am sometimes.
And this was taken before we pack up and got ready to head home.
Us walking to City Hall MRT.
And i'm still taking pictures.
i think i kind of qualifies to be a girl.
Well kinda. I don't get periods so i'm not much of a girl afterall.
After taking this shot, Tin Guan explained that to chinese people, if you take a picture of them sleeping, it means you want them to die earlier.
"But intentionally i took a picture of that indian man with the bluetooth.Your face just happen to be in it," I explained.
"In that case, its ok. He'll die not me," he replied me.
I walked home feeling tired and a little upset.
But somehow walking in the morning kinds of cheer up in a way.
Its just more quiet in the morning and i think its sort of like an escape from all the noises you hear everyday.

I started this post at 8 if i'm wrong.
Its 8pm now.
This post took 12 hours to make.


I'm Jamal.
Love, steal me away.
Cause i had enough of this.
Cause we're growing up way too fast.