Friday, May 22, 2009

Moving On With Life..

Today was officially ISD..
International Shaun Day..
But that guy did not came to school..
So me and Nates plan for the day were entirely ruined of course..
I guess we just have to postpone ISD to a later date..
But hey! i got a few shots of the class after we were dismissed..
So i guess it's cool that ISD had to be postponed..


Me and Nate..
Mad Scientist and Scene hairstyle..
Our faci saw us taking pictures..
He just laughed along..

Anyways, today was prolly the most "chim" problem statement i've seen in the second year..
Wait..Maybe not..Eh wait..Ya it is..The other one was just hard as it was about LOVE..
Which i had no idea about and that resulted in me receiving an F grade..
So today i had to show how religion affects our inspiration on comtemporary and visual culture..
Yeah i know..WHAT THE FUCK THATS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
So i presented this piece on how i think religion affected the artist view on mixing music..
(once again, its a harmless piece..I do not disrespect any religion..I just like the artwork)


Once again..Its about the art..I'm not the kind of guy who disses other peoples god..
The artwork was actually inspired by paintings by Ishwari Karmacharya..

I only took pics after i got dismissed so the class seemed more emptier..
Of course like duhhh...
After dismissal = people going home = less people in class = more empty chairs..
Speaking of which..After people left, i realized my class could be like the King..
The King of stealing chairs from anywhere and everywhere..
I knew you might think I'm stating non-proven statements..
So...I TOOK PICS!! LIKE YAY!!


Look at the chair at the bottom-left hand corner..
It has no armrest and is not cushioned..
We call it ..THE LIMITED-EDITION CHAIR..
Actually its not "we"..Its "I"..
I call it THE LIMITED EDITION CHAIR..

More chairs..
And more chairs..Thats Wei Ren in the bottme left hand corner..
He likes to solve rubix cubes..
People call him Wei Ren..
I, however call him..RUBIX MASTER 6000!!

In case you thought i moved the chairs around..
I took this zoom out version of it..
We also stole another faci's chair from another class..
We have two facilitator chairs in our class..
The funny thing is..Our facis have not noticed this..
Some faci from the other class obviously noticed this..

This is Nate..
I took this pic to show you how "bendy" his spine is..
OK maybe not..Maybe i just took a random shot..
But my intention at heart was to purely depict and show his bendy spine..

See told you so..
Rubix Master 6000!
He can solve 3x3 and 4x4 Rubix Cubes..
This is the 4x4 one..
I once bragged to the class that i can solve it too..
They asked me how i do it..
I answered,"simple! taking the stickers and placing them accordingly"
That thing looks all messed up to me..but he did fix it eventually..
Thats Joycelyn and her friend April..
Apparently, they wrote a bunch of stuffs on the board..
Only thing i could understand was..
"Let there be light! and there was darkness..=p"
They repeatd that phrase a couple of times..
i guess it meant something to them..

I was playing music/transferring movies..
I was transferring movie from Nates HDD(the red one) to mine(the not red one).
I think it was rather cool that the data was moving from nates to mine in such manner..
Right to left..Red HDD ---> Laptop ---> Not Red HDD..

Nathan and his rock star pose..
No idea what they wrote..
I think they wrote the life and story of Jack from Jack and the beanstalk in mandarin..
I took this when Nate came in the class ans started dancing really sexual dance moves..
Joycelyn caught a glimpse of it and ask Nate to do it again..
Nate replied..
"Don't want..."
He then proceeded to his table and gave me "macho" poses..

This was when we Rock It Out to random songs played in my lappy..

We laugh a whole lot doing this..
Wei Ren was indifferent though..
He was seating right in front of Nate solving his rubix cube..





I'm Jamal..
You're Not..

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Nifty Nate's Neat Idea..


Nifty Nate has an idea..
Nifty Nate runs off over the hills and far away to Joyous Jamal's giant Jug..
Nifty Nate tells Joyous Jamal about Nifty Nate's Neat Idea..
Joyous Jamal Jumps Joyfully upon hearing Nifty Nate's Neat Idea..
"I say, that's a mighty Neat idea you got there Nifty Nate,"Joyous Jamal exclaimed..
Nifty Nate just Nodded Noticing that Joyous Jamal's personal Jester, Juggler Jack Jumbled some Jackfruits with some Jackets.
"Jollywell then Nifty Nate! I shall do it soon..But first, i have to Jig Joyously to Jargon music while Juggler Jack unJumble these Jackets..


So anyways..Nate had this idea about me having a post dedicated to someone..
We discussed about who we should based the post about..
And we decided..We will be celebrating..
ISD!!! International Shaun Day!!!!
Its where we follow Shaun everywhere.. even toilets..
And then blog about it..


I'm Joyous Jamal Jumping Joyfully to Jargon music..
He's Nifty Nate Nodding Notably to Nanny McPhee..

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Bothered Much?

Today was surprisingly Drainy..
What i meant was that..
Everything done in school was so-called Draining the life out of you..
And it wasn't only me who felt this..
Emily, Nathan, Seow Ting, Shaun all were reacting the same way i did..
However, Carmen acted normal..
Somehow she is immuned to the Drainy Virus..
I think she might just be the CHOSEN ONE! *hums majestic music*




Apart of the second coming of the CHOSEN ONE!..
Today was kinda dull..
I had to freaking go to school for like 45 minutes just to do the UT..
Which i struggled to finish coz i was daydreaming like most of the time..
I noticed that in my daydreams, clouds tend to form animal shaped and battle to the death..
They don't actually die so its a nice daydream..
But they do fight so i guess its not a nice daydream either..


So had plans to actually go home and sleep..
But Nathan had other plans..
Met up with him, Shaun and Wei Jun..
We ate and KFC and found out..
Wei Jun stays in terrace!!!
He says we cal all just come over and bbq or even slack at his place..
TERRACE SIO~~~
*makes low voice* TERRACE SIOOOOOOOO~~
*makes even lower voice* TEHHHHHH RESSSSSSSS SEEEEEE OHHHHHHH~~~~


Nick joined us later while Wei Jun left for his driving lesson..
We decided to watched a movie..
OHH!! And there was this girl who kept looking at the 4 of us..
She was obviously looking at someone in our small group..
"She's quite cute",Shaun says..
"Shes Ok but xxxx is cuter," Nathan added..
She keep walking thru and fro,front and back and past us like repeatedly..
Everytime she did that, she eyeballed someone in the group..
We suspected that Nick was the one that the girl liked..
It was partly due to the fact he is "unattached"..
We thought she watched the Movie Star Trek..
So we called her The Star Trek Girl..
And that was the story about the Star Trek Girl..





We watched The Uninvited..
Movie was kinda interesting..
But i find it ok only..
Perhaps thats the reason i sms throughout the movie..
But one things for sure..
The actresses in the movie were damn hot!
You should check the movie out if you are into hot chicks..

I'm Done I guess..

I'm Jamal..
I learnt a few things today..
Nathan can be a detective..
Nick is obviously great at horror movies..
And Shaun has this ability to see if someone has been in prison..

Monday, May 18, 2009

Do you feel the Gravity?



I think it about time i updated again..
Everything is going so, so fast nowadays..
UT is coming and i've yet to read through shit..
We're practically ROBOTS in FLESH..
Everything done by everyone based of local standards of nothing..
Its dumb..Its stupid..It just insane that we are even bothered by these
so-called standards that civilization have created and placed on our shoulders
for us to carry..And that standard has no limit, it just keeps going up and up and up..

Somethings off..
But Nothing's wrong..
I woke up today feeling like an Oompa Loompa..
I felt like mumbling everything i say..
I sometimes wished Hopelandic was my language..
But i digressed after thinking of what Shaun said about Bangalas and God..
Man! That guy is one hell of a funny guy..The things he say is freaking stupid..
But after you actually stop to think about it, it makes sense to the last detail..


School's been really tiring and sleepy at times..
But somehow my classmates managed to sometimes keep me awake..
Nate(nathan) took a pic of himself and send it to me via msn
which kinda make me laugh like crazy..
It kinda reminded me of the face he did that made me laugh like mad..
That face however is hard to explain via words..
So until i found a way to explain to you guys how the face is like..
I'll skip it..


Not to mention..I skipped class on Friday..
My whole team decided to just skip the lesson at the eleventh hour..
It was Me, Shaun, Hong Yong and Jing Ru..
We went off and slacked at E25H..
Our class was E24m..
Jing Ru drew this..
I think it rather accurate..
Well Hong Yongs one looks funny..
But me and Shauns are rather accurate..
I think she did a good jod drawing my hair..

We left at 5 plus..
Well actually i stayed behind..
Travelled back to Causeway with Emily,Nate,Shaun and Nick..
All 4 of them took the train while i stayed back in Woodlands..
It was pouring like crazy..
Its almost as if God forgot to turn off the tap..
And water was coming into my shoes thru the worn-out soles..
I ended up waiting like 1hour plus..
I walked around Causeway Point aimlessly like a bee in a plastic flower shop..
I also did sat at Civic library reading newspapers..
Trust me..I have never felt so old in my life as of that day itself..

The next few pics are from Rons blog..
Oh they bought Meals at Mc and got the cups..
They were like, "ehhh i got cup seyyy"
I however think its stupid..
I did not noticed prior to this shot that they took pic with my hp..
Nor did i know she took this..
All the shots seem blurry that day..
Oh this is Juyee..
I called for Bobo which was derived from the word "Jubo"..
I explained to her "Jubo" means Anus or Rectum 8 months ago..
But she finally understood it like last friday..
She asked me, "eh you never told me Jubo means Anal.."
"Anal is probably not the most appropriate word to describe it," i replied..

Ron took of pic of this..
He liked Juyee when he was in Sec 1..
But they are cool now..
Thats Fee-Yawnn, Steff and Proffessor J-Mal..
I think im getting more Awesome as the days goes by..
No idea what "more awesome" was supposed to mean..
But i like how it sounded..
Thats Adib..I knew him since i was in K-1..
He used to like Juyee..But im not sure whether he does now..
I actually wanted to call him Mr.69 when i was in Sec 1 or 2..
He had this weird and disturbing facination towards the jersey number 69..
I, obviously did not call him Mr.69 for OBVIOUS REASONS..
I think Ron took this to compare her hair color to the lights from the street lamps..
Or he could have just been bored..
I guess thats it for now..


I'm Jamal..
Weekends are for slacking..
And suicides..If you are into that kinda shits..

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Webcam Insanity..

I need to getting some rest now..
Gonna go out with the class tomorrow..
They said 2pm at Harbourfront mrt..
I don't think anyone will be on time..
So i'm guesssing i will be late..
The only reason im updating is coz i don't wanna pile up my updates..
So i'll update on the recent happenings..
And then head to bed i think..

Today in class..
Nathan Intro-ed me to this Local Band which is really good and they play nice music..
I'm kinda hooked onto their music right now..
I wanted to put their song as my blog song but not too sure about which one..
There's two song i am certain about..
Just need to choose one of them..
1)One of them is called Bah Kua War CCB..
This song has a catchy horus that goes..
Chou Che Bye Chou Che Bye Chou Che Bye Chou Che Bye Chou Chou..
Trust me when i say its fucking funny and catchy..
2)Second one's called Mas Selamat..
That song too have a really catchy chorus that goes..
Mas Selamat Datang Ke Malaysiaaa..(Mas Selamat Came To Malaysia)
So i guess i'll open a poll up..Even if its one vote..
Which one are you guys more interested in hearing..

Anyways..I webcam Juyee and Ron recently..
These were some of the funny and retarded shots that we took..


The Helmet Hermits...



Ponytail Are The New In..

Let me just add...Her ponytails looks way way wayyyy better..
I looked like a retarded kid...

The Shades Of "Awesomeness"



My room had lotsa junk..I found a chefs Hat in my room..
And she wore shades..I wore shades too..
And realised that i looked like a swimmer..


The Just-Woke-Up Face..

Emooooooo SIOOOOOOOOO~~~~



After taking the first shot..
She said to me..Be more emo la..
And i replied, "HOW EXACTLY DO YOU BE MORE EMO THAN THAT?"


Smeared Faces..Ever Heard Of Not Playing With Your Food..


She had yogurt on her face i had nutella on mine..
I forgot how much thicker nutella was..
Was hard to wash off..But sure was fun..

The Pillow Fighters Revenge..


I liked this picture the most ..
We were balancing the pillows for like a few minute just to get a still shot..

The Act-Cute Juyee

She did this pose..
It reminded me of William Hung from my previous posts..


So Anyways..
Me and ron webcam too..
While we were webcamming..
I had this random idea to search for gay in google..
As i suddenly had this idea that Rons New hairstyle was so called Gay-ish..
And i found this..

Me and Ron laughed over how this guy is so fucking funny for freaking long..
I laughed to the point where i really had to go pee..
So i went to pee..And when i came back..
Guess what i saw..
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THIS!!! This made me laugh summore and i had to then go to toilet ..
Coz i laughed too hard that i had to go to the toilet to shit this time round..


So thats my webcamming post for the night..
But right before i go..
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I'm Jamal..
William Hung just makes me laugh for no reason..

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