..What A day I Guess..

First of all..I would like to say..HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNAN!!..Belated that is..Yeah ..Belated and thanks for letting me treat you spagetti..Yeah!Thats how cheap i am.Anyway we are changing class soon and yeahh sure gonna miss Hannan..First friend i had here that is truly a dude...

So last friday was computing and if i hadn't skip it like gods knows how many times i would have skip it too..So there we were in class bored like a bee in a plastic flower shop..So with a marker in hand and some candy in the other, Hannan decided to draw on my arm..Before you knew it..

WA LAO EH!!ANG KONG SIAO SIA!!!

Actually just one la..Not that siao..So can just say ANG KONG SIA!!So there was my entertainment for the day.Roleplaying..As a mat rep..yeah..for those of you who don't know what a mat rep is..errr...Its a malay ah beng..For those of you who don't know what an ah beng is..err..its a chinese gangster..For those of you who don't know what a gangster is..err..GET OUT OF THE HOLE YOU BEEN LIVING IN AND LOOK AROUND!!YES THOSE TALL THINGS ARE CALL BUILDINGS OR HDBs TO BE PRECISE..

Yes..I was one for a day..And the responsibilities that came along with the roleplaying was murder..I had to scold peopel for no reason,act like im angry all the time,do things that have totally no meaning and waste my life..The pain of roleplaying a mat rep i guess..

It escalated from there,people were calling me names like Brother John,Boi Berak,Space Cowboy,Gangta of Love and some call me Maurice.(maurice?!?!same reaction here)Keeping in character i decided to sleep in class..SEE!!Faci teaching i sleep in class..FUYOOOOO!!!GANSTER SIA!!!

Sleep you know..Very daring sia me..LOL..Ouh and i had a dream..I dreamt of the goddess of gangsta..SHe told me that my tattoo wasn't up to her godly standards and thus i need to reinvent my tattoos for my own sake.And just before she went i snap a photo of her..Her pram got NITRO sia!!!

SEE!!!Nitro sia..She will kill anyone..And she told me to reinvent my tattoo..So i must la..If not she will kill me and mutilate my remains and feed it to her dogs!!ahhhh..Don't want la..My body sia..I love my body like Barney loves you!!

There i kept adding on to the tattoo till it became this..Now im a real GANGSTA!!This pic was taken when i almost got scolded,so i must keep quiet and when the time is right, i can give a mean pose!!WOOOOO!!But i wasn't scared you know..Nearly got scolded so must respect the faci's decision and keep quiet but i WASN'T SCARED!!!

GANGSTA POSE!!!!WOHOOOO!!!!!YAY!!!And if you really think i was kidding about being gangsta for a day,as i exited RP..To stay in character i punched this girl..(thought of using the B word but very bad ah..B word..You know..female dogs)

So thats was how my school day went..How did yours went..Did people stared at you..Did pigeons poop on you..Are you affected by fat people eating little food??Do you think skinny people are in fact not fat..HAHA..Anyway..Till next time..TOODLES!!!

I'm Jamal..

And I'm gangsta..

And that girl obviously knew it first hand..