Sunday, July 27, 2008

So This is It..Excuses to Abuses..

So i guess if you are reading this you should know about the guy whose picture i posted last during the previous post and you should be thinking why in the name of giant leaping flaming salamanders i did that for.Well i guess an intro is in store.

That is Sufian.Me and my friends in sec school call him "Tits" or "Tittie Boy" or whatever cause he does have very nice manboobs.From the side view,it looks like the Peak of Mount Everest itself.He gets teased often and add to this his reaction and who he portrays in life or who he is trying to be doesnt help either.But it was kinda fun teasing him and he can take a good joke so..Yeahh Rock On..


So if you guys actually look at my tagboard,you can actually feel the "LOVE" we have towards this guy.In case people have tagged on my board causing the tag to lower itself into the bottomless pit of doom.I,being the nice guy i am,is going to show you the TAGS!!!YAY!!





Nadiah is shocked beyond words and still can't believe i posted his pic.And she is saying this from the sake of her goodness.And then she decicated a tag for laughters and laughed at the pic.


Kenneth says that the guy i posted is more handsome than him.And he says this with a whooot!hots in the sentence.He ends it off with a "hahas" which is a sign of sarcasm from where i come from.


Hazwan(haz1) starts the post with a very religious feaces.A very LONGGGGG one.A very long religious feaces.And then saying that his ass(the place where the very long religious feaces comes from) is much nicer.A very decent tag.


Mus speaks few but it means a lot.He says.Pic(refering to the pic i guess),the killer.So looking at the pic is already murder for some people or Mus could have been talking about the band named the killers(very unlikely).


***SO DO YOU SEE THE LOVE WE HAVE***


So i was looking at the gallery in my phone and i found a few good things that i can possibly show..So here goes nothing...




Yeah..Thats a Video we took when we were "studying" for the O level.With Me(wearing the plactic),Shahir(the first one up dancing),Danial(the one who did the flip),and Chin Kok(yup,thats his real name.Hes the one with the box head),Sufian(the guy being tied and have very bad acting skills and apparently if he had a script,it will go "AHHH","OHHH","ARH","EHH" and "NOOOO") and video was taken by Kenneth(the guy who laughs you can hear and he shakes the cam often too).


So anyway this was supposed to be like a bunch of taliban people who kidnapped this ginormous guy and keeping him captive and are apparently asking for a ransom.But the chances were so hard to miss that it ended up being a "whack my sufian session" which is also fun and we had the video as an excuse.So i can whack his head and go "sufian,its for the video.I gotta stay in character".How freaking fun is that?!


And just for your info,there a moment when Shahir holds up a bottle with a yellow coloured liquid.That is in fact real piss.As in urine.We urinated in that bottle to...err..to actually..err..actually i don't know.Why did we urinate in that bottle for anyway?


Yup.Thats it for today or tonight.I have a test tomorrow and i'm doing this now.How nice.Anyway,if u are studying in RP and see the guy i posted about,Run up to him,ask him whether he is sufian if he says yes.At that very second give him a slap and say haha..I saw you..But i am not gonna tell you where..That will leave him thinking.


I'm Jamal..


He's Sufian..


And I'm obviously not him..

Wednesday, July 23, 2008


Updating My Blog About Not Updating


So recently people tagged me about not updating me blog and stuffs and people say update this and update that and do this and go that and find this and find that and buy this and buy that and...YOU GET THE CATCH..Yeah so thats that and now for the content.


So people ask me why i don't blog about my life and i blog about random stuffs and the answer is...CAUSE ITS MY BLOG!!NOT YOURS!!Haha..Nahh..Practically my life is so boring that i woke up yesterday and totally forgot i had a blog so i was shocked to see my own blog.Like so WAHHHHH!!!


So anyway heard theres a fire drill for W3 today..Must've suck and sure glad i didn't come school.I don't see a purpose in fire drills.Unless if there was an arsonist in school or the security guard are not doing their jobs.Ohhh..And by the way,i noticed a pattern.Why are all the security guards indian??Like in my sec school now in poly also..weird..


MAN THIS IS A BORING POST..THIS DOESN'T ACTUALLY COUNT AS AN UPDATE BUT WHO CARES..


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So leave you guys here with a face of a really handsome guy(note the sarcasm).Please if you are squirmish..Don't scroll down.

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I'm Jamal..

And thats definately not me..

Hope he doesn't sees this..haha..

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Hey I'm In That Too?!?
A new craze is gonna strike!And im gonna start it.It's really COOL!ok,maybe not that cool.But quite cool.And the craze is actually being in pics like you are not supposed to.And when your friends ask you about it.Only way you can go is..HEY!!IM IN THAT TOO!?!
Yup its kinda cool to do.If you're the one invading other people pics.Well this has been going for a while.But i'm the first to actually embrace it.And if you are still reading at this point..MAN!!You are the best..Those fags who go people blog to just see pics and never read is so not cool.Well if they never read then they'll never know i called them FAGS..


Well obviously when i say something,i will have pictures to support it.So have fun and enjoy the rest of the post.Picture orientated.And if you wanna see another blog like mine..But not as cool..Visit my friend's blog..shockshit.blogspot.com..yup..But mine is way more random and funnier..

(ok..Back to story..Pics are next)

Just look at how 1 Moron destroy the whole pic!!J-mal = moron!!


Haha..Same people diff place..Pic violated by the J-Man!!I've actually travelled the world to venture and inprove my skills on this trade and interest of mine..i call it photowreck.So in that terms,i just photowrecked sarhan and aarti two times.YAY to ME!!!Now for some professional shots of me!!

This was taken in India when Kajol and Shah Rukh Khan was doing their Bollywood scene where they played hide and seek behind a tree..This man was a bit too excited!And theres ME!!PHOTOWRECKING!!!!!!



This was in Africa.Apparently,the lion and zebra are making friends.A lil way to messy for me.I was told this is conpletely normal as it is a tradional rights of passage to show the zebra that the lion respects it.So there i am..PHOTOWRECKING!!




This is one of my most traumatic time as i photowreck Emma Watson.Well she was nice.But the Photographers were a real HAIRY BOTHER!!!I tried to get closer but there were bouncers behind the lamp post shes leaning on.Seriously!!anyway..PHOTOWRECKED!!



Last pic of the collection.Gosh this is the lovely Jennifer Love Hewitt.Actualy she knows i was behind her.But she like my company so she didn't mind.And apparently this road wad empty.So we just stood there.Trust me..She knows i'm there..PHOTOWRECKED AGAIN!!!!

So thats my latest random post.And my new idea of the art of Photowrecking.Well it's an old idea but i gave it a name.So i discovered it.So i guess i'll be leaving you guys here now.Be sure to wreck somebody's photo.And TAG MY BOARD IF YOU CAN!!

I am Jamal..

And I wreck photos..

Hope you do too...

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