J-MaL Eats World

Tahun Baru!

2012-01-08T14:29:00.002+08:00

Tahun ini tahun baru.
Kerana itulah saya ber-blogging dalam bahasa melayu.
NS sungguh memenatkan.
Makanan di cookhouse NS pon tak berapa sedap.
Tetapi tidak apalah.
Omg! Writing in malay isss so the very hard.
Sudahlah saya mesti pack barang barang untuk book in nanti!

Saya Jamal.
Kamu bukan.

Coupe de Vent.

2011-02-21T05:40:00.001+08:00

Maybe we will be everything we say.

Maybe all that we dream will fade to grey.

Either way, I will stay.

With you.

2011-01-11T00:02:00.000+08:00

You're not trying hard enough.

2010-12-31T05:06:00.001+08:00

I'm not a good person.
I know.

But you.
You are just a terrible excuse for a human being.

The road you can take.

2010-10-22T21:33:00.001+08:00

I'll take this pills and shove them down my throat to keep the words I dread from escaping my lips.

J J J J Jmal.

2010-10-22T03:06:00.001+08:00

"HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO"

Ok Go.

2010-10-16T13:59:00.001+08:00

Maybe it's a shame
That it happened this way, but there's nothing I can do
And I know you like to say
That in a week it will have changed, but we both know it ain't true
So tell me for the last time why you're here
And I'll pretend to love you for the fear of breaking you

Close your eyes, baby take the time to choose
What it is you want to do
Cause I'm not sorry
And in the end, you know it all comes back to you
So take the time to choose
Cause I'm not sorry

So turn you head away
From the mess that we have made, cause there's nothing we can do
And don't you feel ashamed, when the light begins to fade
On the one thing, you thought you knew
And tell me for the last time why you're here
And I'll pretend to love you, for the fear of breaking you

Close your eyes, baby take the time to choose
What it is you want to do
Cause I'm not sorry
And in the end, you know it all comes back to you
So take the time to choose
Cause I'm not sorry

Lonely eyes I cannot trust
I know it's tough love but we must
Cut the ties and throw it away
I never wanted it this way
A broken heart is left to bleed, an open book is left to read
It's crystal clear, so tell me why can't you see

Close your eyes, baby take the time to choose
What it is you want to do
Cause I'm not sorry
And in the end, you know it all comes back to you
So take the time to choose
Cause I'm not sorry

Cause I'm not sorry
Cause I'm not sorry

I'm Jamal.
School's a Bitch.

Off the Cliffs, onto the Rocks.

2010-10-14T23:26:00.003+08:00

Oh Love, oh I got plenty.
So why do I feel like I got nothing.
Oh Love, I'm so empty.
Who am I now?
Tell me what I'm gonna be.
Or give me back Me.

I'm Jamal.
An idea about Mary.

Heart-felt.

2010-10-13T12:42:00.002+08:00

You know the feeling you get when someone you really like, dies.
Well 2 of them did. Both without a reason. And last person they talk to was me.

This is a shit feeling.
Life just keeps throwing things in my face.

I'm Jamal.
Will all this shit going on.
I wonder if I will succumb to it too.

The Bad Liars Lie.

2010-10-13T00:31:00.003+08:00

I joke about myself knowing some of it is true.

What is happening to me.

I'm Jamal.
I want my old self back.

It's gonna be hard.

2010-10-11T20:38:00.003+08:00

School starts tomorrow.
And I'm now feeling the heat of it.

Just for the record.
I never once like the song, Stolen.
Belle of the Boulevard, yes.
Stolen, no.

I'm Jamal.
Its a long way down.
Let's force it into your system, J.

Lately...

2010-10-10T08:13:00.002+08:00

Even when my luck is down
I take joy in knowing that our love grows
But if my vices are a burden
Please don't let me off
Cast me from your home

Because lately I've wronged you
And not been on your side, love
Maybe I have been dumb
Please don't ask me why

I turn away just when you want me
And I know that home is where you want me
There's not much for me there

Never gave a thought to an honorable living
Always had sense enough to lie
It's getting hard to keep pretending I'm worth your time

Never gave a thought to an honorable living
Always had sense enough to lie
It's getting hard to keep pretending I'm worth your time

Because lately I've wronged you
And not been on your side, love
Maybe I have been dumb
Please don't ask me why
Please don't ask me why
Please don't ask me why
Please don't ask me

I'm Jamal.
Let's try. Just this once.
Let's all be happy.

What am I doing with my life?

2010-10-09T16:47:00.004+08:00

GIVE ME STRENGTH.
CAUSE I REALLY NEED IT NOW.
PLEASE. I MEAN IT.

I'm Jamal.
Dying a little on the inside.
Everytime I lie about how I am feeling.

What I am truly feeling.

2010-10-06T20:06:00.003+08:00

Just came back from the chalet this morning.
Walked the whole way alone with Jakes.
The chalets were fun.
But this was by far the biggest chalet I ever been to.
Was literally like HUGE.
With masterbedroom and 3 other sleeping room that holds 2 bed each with own toilets.
Someone brought their xbox so we hogged it.
Wish someone also brought Fatal Frame.
Been wanting to play it since GODS KNOWS WHEN.

I'm keeping myself bottled up this past few days.
It's nothing wrong, its just a way to deal with thing. Temporarily.

The letter Kumiko wrote to Toru Okada.
Briefly explains what I think happened to me.
HAHA! I gotta stop relating plots in story books to myself.

I'm Jamal.
Not caring for anyone.
But myself for now.

No time for work/myself.

2010-10-04T11:09:00.003+08:00

Been darn Busy since last week.
Apparently with Chalets.
26-28 sept = Primary school chalet.
29 sept = Outing with poly year 1 sem 2 mates
30 sept = Went to school for PD meeting
1-3 oct = sec school chalet
4- ??oct = current poly clique + faci chalet.

When will i ever get work done in this time.
And i'm seriously lacking sleep with all this late nights at chalet.
But had a great supper and breakfast with Azri just now.
Wished Adib stayed nearby just like old times so we could meet up.
But we conclude that the times have changed.

Funny how I got millions and millions of things to say and tell.
Things to joke and laugh about.
But no one is at the other end of the cup with the string I'm holding onto.
Oh wells, lets keep it for another time.

I'm Jamal.
Please work your magic, oh Murakami-san.

Creta Kano.

2010-10-03T14:02:00.002+08:00

Chalet was fun.
Besides the fact that everyone thinks my hair could double as a mop.
Everything was going oh-so-well.
And then someone had to send me a hate-message in the morning.
Was just sitting down laughing and having a ball of a time when,

Danial : Hey Jamal! Your phone rang. I didn't meant to read it, but I accidentally pressed it. And it started with Dear, Jamal Azizi. I HATE YOU!
Jamal : ?!?!?!?!

That was a shocker for the first day i guess.
Oh, and i spend sunrise alone sitting on a rock by the sea reading Murakami.
Nothing could have beat that feeling.
Never felt so relaxed in such a long time.
And then we rollerblade(d)? ( no idea if theres such a thing as rollerbladed)
The funny thing was, I usually have weird dreams.
That I know and come to love sharing with others.
But I dreamt once that I learnt how to rollerblade.
Yesterday was my first time rollerblading and honestly
I felt like I been rollerblading for a long time.
These dreams are not only entertaining but they're educational too i guess.
Everyone was kinda pissed at me for knowing how to rollerblade even when
it was my first time.
I've never felt so superior before in my life.
MUAHAHAHAHA!

I'm Jamal.
Its literally shit.
Like Monkeys on Shitty Island.

Battle Royale.

2010-10-01T03:11:00.003+08:00

Just coz my existence has no effect anymore.
I'm such a jinx. I natural third wheel.
No matter what I do.
Couples will have trouble.
First Lina.
Not my FYP teammate.
And it doesn't help at a time like this.

Besides my family is torn apart.
Even without this, I'm pretty much in a mess.
With this now, who knows what might happen.
Some people just have to spoil everything.
Disgrace the name of the family.
And make parents feel miserable.
They're already troubled enough without this.

I REALLY HATE YOU SIS.

The Wind-Up Bird Sings.

2010-09-29T08:11:00.003+08:00

I slept with misery buried deep in my chest and hopes in my head.
And now its beginning to rust.

I almost fell asleep while walking from school.
Been awake for 3 days.
And not because of stuffs.
Its coz i have far too much outings.
But its alright. I enjoy laughing at a time like this.
Thanks everyone for making me feel a bit better about myself.
Except that girl who stared at me the whole time while I was reading my book
Oh and lets appreciate people who i neglected.
Ron, Adib, Azri, Deniza, Jared, Johnboy, Jacob, Rabin, Celest.
Its starting to sound like an award speech.

I'm Jamal.
Hey hey Little Razorblade.

Just because.

2010-09-27T04:47:00.003+08:00

People always say love at first sight.
That love is better at first sight.
I don't think that thing that happens at first sight is love.
I think Love kind of creeps up on you.
When you least expect it.

You grew on me like a tumour
And you spread through me like malignant melanoma
And now you’re in my heart
I should’ve cut you out back at the start

Now I’m afraid there’s no cure for me
No dose of emotional chemotherapy
Can halt my pathetic decline
I should’ve had you removed back when you were benign

I picked you up like a virus
Like meningo-fucking-coccal meningitis
Now I can’t feel my legs
When you’re around I can’t get out of bed

I’ve left it too late to risk an operation
I know there’s no hope for a clean amputation
The successful removal of you
Would probably kill me too

You grew on me like carcinoma
Crept up on me like untreated glaucoma
Now I find it hard to see
This untreated dose of you has blinded me

I should’ve consulted my local physician
I’m stuck now forever with this tunnel vision
My periphery is screwed
Wherever I look now, all I see is you

When we first met you seemed fickle and shallow
But my armour was no match for your poison arrow
You are wedged inside my chest
If I tried to take you out now I might bleed to death
I’m feeling short of breath

You grew on me like a tumour
And you spread through me like malignant melanoma
I guess I never knew
How fast a little mole can grow on you

I'm Jamal.

The Great Escape.

2010-09-26T19:49:00.001+08:00

Haha to me.

Yeah Jamal.
You heard what I said.
You're nonsense.
So we laughed at you.

You Liar.

2010-09-26T03:59:00.001+08:00

Sometime you just do.
Don't make promises you can't keep.
Fuck!

I'm Jamal.
Ron where are you.
I desperately need to talk to you.

Way to go, friend.

2010-09-23T08:54:00.002+08:00

"Your hair is damn curly and sexy"
"Thanks"
"You know what I wished would happen now"
"What?"
"I want us to be captured by pirates who will strip us and tie us together face to face all naked with the ropes around us"
"What would they do such a thing"
"Perverted pirates. And you know what they would say?"
"I honestly have no idea"
"They will just say, ' In one hour,we're gonna throw you into the sea, so have a good time until then."
"Can you just go and sleep. I'll wake you up when the car reaches your place"

I don't mind if friends go drinking.
But please don't get too shitfaced till I have to travel.
I don't mind traveling to help someone.
But I seriously have no idea how to entertain them.
And you know there's a prob if a talkative person like me
have apparently nothing to talk about.
But out of all, the random conversations are just the worst.

I'm Jamal.
Coz it's all just a foolish game.

History.

2010-09-21T00:00:00.002+08:00

I once had a girl or should I say, she once had me
She showed me her room. Isn't it good Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay and told me sit anywhere
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed,"

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't, and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke, I was alone. This bird has flown
So I lit a fire. Isn't it good Norwegian wood?

Let's Laugh.

2010-09-20T05:03:00.003+08:00

Like the title says.
Lets laugh today.
I will tell you about my life soon.
Right now, I'll show you things that made me laughed.

Project Rockband

Anyway i found some nice song lately.
Will put them in my

You know I seriously found that some countries are retarded.
I mean they are so into religion that they even photoshop pic of album cover.
Like how Saudi Arabia photoshoped Mariah Careys album just coz
she was showing some skin. I'll post them here soon.

I'm Jamal.
The one thing I regret.
Is coming back to haunt me.

please oh please.

2010-09-19T00:22:00.002+08:00

Lets take pictures.
To remember the time we have.
But please. Lets not take with same faces.
Coz if you do. I'll just make a .gif fill of all of your pics.
Like these few people!

I'm Jamal.
I laughed alot today.
Thank you. Come again.

I spent half an hour on this.

2010-09-18T23:47:00.003+08:00

Apparently there was a story of some Irish guy going to a Festival, where he was comissioned to create a banner of 14 leprechauns. On his way to the festival, the wind blew the banner out, and it got tattered and ripped. What he does, he puts it back into one large banner, but to his surprise, there are 15 leprechauns on the banner now!!!!! Can you figure out this out?

Count them carefully if you really want to.
There was 14 leprechauns before. But after the reassembly, there was 15.
Which one of them are actually the extra?

I'm Jamal.
This drove me near to insanity.

Supposedly.

2010-09-17T23:56:00.003+08:00

WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT WITH RON TODAY.
But it didn't happened.
Ahhh shit. We've got loads to talk about.
But I guess he is really down lately.
He told me some things that was quite shocking.
Didn't know his NS life was that terrible.
But anyways, i respect him for keeping it quiet
and turning up with at least a smile everytime.

Ahhhh.. shit. I really really want to meet him.
but no HOMO. Just bromance.

I've always wished things was going fine for me.
I think i'm starting to become real selfish.
I need to change and quick too.

I'm Jamal.
I care for people too much.
But i like it that way.

Use a Condom.

2010-09-17T02:14:00.002+08:00

Art & Style.
Let's at least try to get along.

I'm Jamal.
Kiss kiss, Bang bang.
Pregnant prenant.
Married divorce.

Confused.

2010-09-15T14:05:00.002+08:00

Someone called me today.
Telling me that my work was chosen by RP to be on the cover.
Now I have to write up a few lines about myself.
But when I ask what work it was, she said it was my little red dot piece.
I don't recall having done a little red dot piece.
I'm really worried that i may offend a few people
if my name was wrongly chosen and my name went onto
a design that is not mine.

I'm Jamal.
Decisions.Decisions.Decisions.

Stab Me.

2010-09-14T23:08:00.003+08:00

Can.
Everyone.
Just.
Please.
Stop.
Being.
So.
Rigid.

I'm Jamal.
It's okay to relax once in a while.

The Speaker Resonates Your Name.

2010-09-09T20:53:00.004+08:00

Let's start talking in codes.
Like the way I speak to you.
Our friend will find it rather peculiar.
And they'll start their own language too.

hahaha. that actually rhymed.
Reminds me of this poem I once read.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
this one doesn't.

Besides miscellaneous stuffs
I been pretty paranoid lately
About things happening all around me
People, things, object, just everything.
One spark could make me go all paranoid.
And then a cool gust can just take the paranoia away.
I myself don't understand whats going on yet along explain it.
You know, some people just don't see how beautiful they are
Not in the sense of physically but you know.

Tomorrow is my UT.
And then its my holiday.
I'm getting teased alot lately.
Maybe I should do something about it.
Maybe I shouldn't.
Decisions, decisions and more decisions.
Lets fly a kite? Or a balloon. Or just a plastic bag.
Lets do something unexpected. Lets do something wild.
Lets do something freaky. Lets get crazy.
I mean who know right, I could be dead tomorrow. HAHA!

I'm Jamal.
Life is a Bitch.
But shes totally do-able.
She'll knock you around.
And then lend you a hand.

He's paranoid.

2010-09-08T21:18:00.002+08:00

I so wish i didn't have to study.
I have a freaking UT at 8.30am later.
And directly after that i have to attend a competition that is part of the UT3.
I wonder what else could go wrong.

One more thing i hate.
Being the back up plan.
That's just sucks period blood.
They made plans and then they call it off because someone else could make it.
But then again, what makes me so high and mighty to be talking as such.
Funny much. Hmmm.. Ninjas makes good stalkers..
Growing up is tough. But studying for UT3 is tougher.

Let us remember.
Life is a beautiful mistake.
Its precious and fragile.
Sometimes more than we can take.
Its stronger than fire.
Greater than all the wars we wage.
I don't know what you wan me to be.
But I don't want to be perfect anymore.

I'm Jamal.
The constellations smiles on me tonight.

Irritated.

2010-09-06T02:18:00.002+08:00

Some people just need to learn to shut the fuck up.
Fucking irritants. Here i am trying to study.
Some irritant kept complaining about how her probs.
IT'S JUST A TRIVIAL THING.
So what if people think your work ain't nice.
Just shut the FUCK up and move the FUCK on.
Fucking stupid.
Saying this is a lie. That is a lie.
Never wanting to trust anyone.
By all means just fucking do it already and don't corrupt my space.
I'm getting worked up for nothing!
FUCK!

I'm Jamal.
& I'm fucking going out for a walk.
FUCKING STUPID!

First dance.

2010-09-05T21:06:00.002+08:00

She lied again.
I feel so dead now.
Just kidding.
I need to study.
UT3 is coming and i am scared shitless.
HAHAH!

I'm Jamal.
Hope everything turns out alright.

Can you feel it?

2010-09-04T17:14:00.002+08:00

There's something different about today.
But I can't put my finger on it.
Whatever it is, I don't want it to end.
I'm so happy today.
I'm tooooo cheerful to even be thinking about feeling down.
Everything's is so bouncy and cheery today.
I wished today never ends.

I'm Jamal.
I hope you can move on with your life.
Just like you do.
Coz only you can make everything alright.
Just like you shoooby-doooo-doo-do..

Should I stay or should I go.

2010-08-18T05:54:00.000+08:00

Fooled.
Yet again.
I gotta get a new hobby.
Coz this is just getting old.
Haha!

I'm Jamal.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
But I think I like it.

The stuff we do.

2010-08-14T04:03:00.002+08:00

I'm back to my normal self i guess.
I'm not as stupid and naive as before.
If that's the way it is then thats the way its going to be.
But i'll be honest and say that i actually am kind of down lately.

But the thing is, i thought that i was down because of some stupid issue.
I think that the reason behind me being down was in fact,
schools is ending. In fact it already has.
I'm really starting to miss them like crazy.
Everything about them.
Rejecting Rabin's jokes. Raping Afiq/Abang Badan coz he have MusKLES!. Jacob's impression, singing and dancing. Disturning Yasin with names or with the spider movement. Teasing Ben Blunt. Caling Marisa snail just cause she eat them before. Mimicking cindys voice, poorly. Getting Angry at Olivia for the same reason over and over and over again. Eating sessions outside class. Everything i guess.

I can safely say i think i enjoyed this class the most.
But things have to change.
And i hate change.

I'm Jamal.
No witty or emotional end to this post.

The World.

2010-08-11T01:52:00.002+08:00

Today i learned something.
No matter how much you try to ignore something.
Your mind and body will eventually remind of it again.

I'm in my room.
In the dark.
I'm trying to think logically.
But my brain is failing.
My heart is beating faster than usual.
And i am starting to get worried.
The attacks came back today.
Unfortunately it was in class.
I was lucky i had my pill.
I'm just wondering what if it happens in class in my fasting month?

I'm not one who dwells.
I'm not one who noses.
But everything is getting on my nerves nowadays.
And life is throwing everything in my way.

I'm just a human being.
And I'm still quite young.
I wanna live my life without _____ & _____.
I want to live my life free of _____&_____.
What are the blanks for?
I think those are the answers i have yet to find in my life now.

I'm Jamal.
Disappointed, upset, confused, anger & joy.
It all means the same thing to me now.

I'm at a lost of what to do.

2010-08-05T00:28:00.003+08:00

My minds mess.

My body is a wreck.

My heart is aching.

My fingers are blistering.

My eyes are bullet holes.

But I'm still breathing.
Guess I'm pretty lucky.

I'm Jamal.
I'm not going emo.
I'm just lost.

i feel like shit.

2010-08-04T02:38:00.002+08:00

i found out something today.

its anything but good news.

For the first time in a long time.

There really is no one.

I hate myself more than ever.

I tried to sleep it off.

but sleeping doesnt help.

I'm Jamal.
Can anyone just please help me?

2010-08-02T23:37:00.001+08:00

I'm Jamal.
I need to post this for school purposes.

This is for real.

2010-08-02T01:43:00.006+08:00

My brain is just not functioning like how it used to be.
I think i am starting to get sick of some of the stuffs.
Im starting to do some silly stuffs even i myself can't imagine.
My mom caught me throwing my plate in the dustbin and me throwing empty cartons of drink in the sink.
I think it the lack of sleep but i really have no idea.

I skipped this part a long time ago.
I think it is coming back.
I need more time.
I need more sleep.
I need more rest.
I need the meds again.

I can feel my body getting sick.
From the burn in the back of my eyes.
To the slight irritation that is slowly growing in my nose.
I'm growing up but everything feels the same.
Gonna have one really hectic day tomorrow.
Its 1.50 now.
I have to wake up at 6 plus.
Schools at 8.
Ends at 12.
Make my way back to Khatib to attend a my close friends moms funeral.
And then back to school for fyp.
With PD, DS and 2 2000-word report to do on.

I'm Jamal.
It won't end here.
Your faith has to be stronger than your fear.

This is for real.

2010-08-02T01:43:00.001+08:00

2010-07-01T02:17:00.001+08:00


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Kill the director.

2010-06-27T04:50:00.002+08:00

Lifes been busy and things been happening.
If it wasnt for Debbie Wong and Karl Maka's Song for Debbie Wong.
I think i might have lost it and went insane.
These creatures changed their minds alot.
These creatures changed their mood suddenly.
These creatures makes us weak.
These creatures are the motives why some of us are alive.
I will never understand this creatures.

I'm Jamal.
And here's another post about a gender i'll never understand.

2010-06-09T10:06:00.000+08:00

I severely need to post this..

I'm Jamal.
Sorry for the lack of an update.

Afraid.

2010-05-17T23:58:00.003+08:00

Finally done with my RJ and stuffs.
Schools been really freaking busy with FYP and stuffs coming up.
I have to come back to school on Wednesday even when i don't have school.
These FYP meetings are taking everything.
And the stupid NS shit are going to take my Saturdays which means less time for designs.
I think i may need a new direction and a new light in my life.
If you have read my Facebook status.
This was the design i worked on for like 1 whole day without sleep.
Before realizing it is not a good example.
I mean it may look nice and such but it is not a good example to
promote the product. So its back to the drawing board.

The final design did.
The image itself is not that good but i was too sick and tired
not mentioning sleepy to do it properly.
I need to really reconsider my designs next time.

I'm Jamal.
Everybody's got to hold on hope.
That's the last thing that's holding me.

Childish Mindsets..

2010-05-13T18:31:00.003+08:00

I read an article lately. It featured a parable about a man with eyeglasses so small, they're unwearable. And the moral of the story is that everything could look terrible depending on what you look through.

Lotsa things happened.
I think I got the situation sorted out.
I mean its dumb to try and get me to feel bad just
coz i have a low tolerance in making people feel bad.
Well if some people can't see themselves in my shoes,
so be it. I can't change a thing.

You get angry when i try to change you.
But when i concentrate on my stuffs, you shrugged your shoulder in disgust.
What nonsense. Well your life is more important than my dreams and my interest.
So what if you can't make time. I have goals to achieve and i have stuffs to do as well.
Its not like im ditching you guys for some other people.
I stayed at home doing all my work.
When i finally got my stuffs together and try to pursue them seriously,
you think im not helping myself.
HAHA. What a joke.
I know it seems like im bad and stuffs.
But i too have dreams and hope i want to accomplish.
I am not a good person, i know.
But sometimes i just have to be selfish to get things done.

Why am i acting as such.
I think i was weak.
A little push and i was gonna apologize.
Well i don't actually need people who don't understand.
Its not anything i can take up anytime.
You wanna talk about responsibilities, talk to my teammates
when they find out why i didnt finish my work.

I'm Jamal.
We don't need hypocrites.

On a Roll Babe.

2010-05-09T08:31:00.003+08:00

I'm supposed to go out later to do my design.
But as my previous post says,
I'm really addicted to design.
And what I was supposed to finish later,
I just happened to finish it just a few seconds ago.
Man, I'm on a roll.
If only I was like this everyday.

Anyway, same project different output.
A newsletter layout for the Designer forum
in Straits Times. I haven added the borders and stuffs.
But that all could be done in less than 5 minutes so I'll do it
when I feel like it.

I'm Jamal.
Gosh I'm so tired.
But I smell food.

Lifeless Existence.

2010-05-09T04:53:00.002+08:00

I realized I never actually go out anymore.
It could be I'm failing in my social life.
But I guess not as much as Johnboy though.
He went onto facebook and facebook literally went,
'It looks like you frequently go on facebook.
Do you want to make it your homepage?'
Social life fail?

I have no idea.
But I think i may have an addiction
to doing designs and stuffs.
I think it could be due to my
so called 'inexperience-ness'
I'm just trying to learn as much as I go.
I think i got the hang of illustrating in photoshop.
Need to start learning to use A.I soon.
Adobe Illustrator for those who don't get the abbreviated form.

I'm Jamal.
Nothing actually makes sense.
Once you start thinking STRAIGHT.

Not necessarily a good thing.

2010-05-08T15:07:00.003+08:00

Finally done with the layout for design studio.
But there is three other designs.
Not sure which one to use.
Today's gonna rain again.
And i need to get me a sketchbook.
I think it better if i have one sketchbook for drafts.
And one final one for final sketch.
But for now, lets just curl up in our beds listening
the song of the rain.

I'm Jamal.
I tried to change your mind a thousand times.
But this will take 'getting used to'.

I'm a Wall.

2010-05-06T02:07:00.005+08:00

I'm not too sure about things right now.
But one things for sure, I thought of just doing the production name.
Its not final but I can't sleep anyway.
Well, it's strange. Today is strange.
But work needs to be done.

Everything happens for a reason.
I wish life would just stop teasing me.
And show me where I'm supposed to be.

I'm Jamal.
Fucking hate it.
Don't ask if you don't care.

AH-HAH! its done!

2010-05-04T23:27:00.002+08:00

Final design completed!I'm so happy!!!

I'm Jamal.
My feet still hurts.
Idiot. Stupid lady Gaga fault!

Changes are....Good?

2010-05-03T22:34:00.004+08:00

Everything keeps changing.
Even designs. One moment its alright.
The next it becomes unacceptable.
I think i need to really get my head straighten out.
I've yet to submit my PD.
I have no idea why.
I have all the stuffs i need to submit it.
I'm just not doing it.
My brains really fried.

My feet hurts.
It hurts even when I walk.
But it suck when i need to pretend its ok.
Even in class. I just shake the pain off.
Fuck! It freaking hurts.

BUT WHAT TO DO.
MEN MUST BE STRONG.
HAHAHA!

Make Art Not War.
A Poster a did a few months back for a module.

I'm Jamal.
Designs killing me.
But I like it.

Meet Me at the Dead Dog.

2010-05-02T06:37:00.005+08:00

We bend. We break.
We Just can't stand it.
We've got no money so we're running away.
The times have changed.
So let's demand it.
Well, is there a cure?

Coz everybody knows there's no solution.
Not everybody get what they would like.
I don't wanna be in this place forever.
I don't be here for tonight.

I've been burning the midnight oil more than often these past few days.
With the works of the design studio.
Well i would upload the pics but its just sketches now.
One motivation I do have is seeing Rabin online at this time too.
He's really a fucking role model.

I'll try to upload the finalized designs as soon as i get hold of them.
But for now, i should really be getting back to work.

I'm Jamal.
I'm delusioned from the visions of my past.

The Tides Are Changing.

2010-04-25T13:06:00.002+08:00

Schools been random.
& weird.

Me : Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low.
Do you feel okay?

Her : Uhh ok la..
It's the Sushi.

Me : Ohhh..Wait.. What Sushi?!?

Only Stupid People Are Breeding.

2010-04-23T23:11:00.003+08:00

I don't get all this over-dramatic emo(rons) characters on facebook.

One says Singtel sucks.
And then joins a I love Singtel group.

One scolds the whole male population and say we are jerks.
And then gets in a relationship the following week.
Updates about lovey dovey shits.
1 month passed. Broke up.
Repeat the scold male population part.

She says - On facebook.
Too Tired to Lived.
Too Bored to Die.

Just hit them in the face with a broom
and drive them into a coma since that is what they want.

I'm Jamal.
Just kill these kids already.

The Goldfish Remembers...

2010-04-11T18:08:00.003+08:00

We make lists,
We make plans
To read books,
To form bands
To travel the world
Or escape into the night.

So pack your bags,
Let's take control.
To all the problems,
let's just let it go.

Don't get me wrong I know it's hard
And the good things never last.
And yet there's no point in waiting for a miracle to save your life.

The Safe way is not the way to live a life.
Your light is beautiful so don't let the daydreams die.

I'm Jamal.
So why?
If we can make the plans, why can't we just not find the time.

True Tears.

2010-04-02T19:06:00.000+08:00

Just a CRUSH.
A very unhealthy CRUSH.
GET OVER IT.

I'm Jamal.
Come to terms with who you are.
Or continue living in the shadows.

Project 365.

2010-04-02T07:11:00.004+08:00

Some people are weird.
While others are cool as ice.
Some just live to make you angry.
Others are just simply nice.

The Worlds been a bit crazy since i left this blog to rot.
Ever since that November, lotsa things changed.
Some good and some for the worst.
Feelings come. Feelings go. Most of all, feeling return.
I sometimes wonder whether it futile to even believe in trying to help someone change.
Sometimes people don't want advice, they just wanna be heard out.
So whats the point of asking for help when you are not gonna listen anyway.
I need to get away from all this bullshit. This people. This meaningless existence.
It's all fun and all but few things made me think on whether it is even sane to stay sane.
If the World really comes crumbling down on the so called apocalypse 2012,
will be you happy dying as you are?

I write not to share.
I write not to show.
I write not to release.
I write to remember.

I think its funny how I can't tell someone something.
Coz when I'm being serious, they think I'm either joking or playing a trick on them.
It's a funny existence when you really think about it.
I'll update as much as I can in this coming years.
No one is supposed to read this.
But if you are. See you in 2012.
Hope we will be staring at the sky together.

I'm Jamal.
I know you know I got it.

It's Not Much Of A Weekend If You Still Have to Wake up Early.

2009-11-21T20:36:00.013+08:00

I know I haven't been updating lately.
The truth is, i haven't been chugging my camera along for every trip.
Which obviously means no post.
No pics = no post.
But anyway i brought my camera out today.
Even if it was a while, i still got a few pics.

So anyway, the days been really good these past few days.
Except for a few happenings.
But mostly its all good.
So its a Saturday today. And I'm kinda stuck at home.
Sad huh?
Speaking of which, i just started doing something i stopped a long time ago.
I'm watching TV again.

And don't mind this but this is for a girl.
I wrote it to express my feelings to her.

Your hair is more beautiful than all the hair ads i've seen.
For it bend and curls even without the wind.
Your face cheers me up when I'm down.
For you look worst when you smile then when you frown.
You're the best thing i've ever seen.
Coz you're the only chick that reminds me of Wolverine.

Ms. Khatijah. LOL.

Ok here i officially start.

Noticed the sky when i was in my room.
If you are wondering this was taken from my bedroom window.
I usually stare out the window when i'm bored.
Sometimes i see things like shooting stars and pokemon shaped clouds.
Oh and i once saw a UFO too.
Not sure if it was one though.
Lately i been feeling like i'm living in a dirty fishtank.
They hung this green net like thingy outside my place.
This causes a green hue to engulf my living room making it look like im in algae infested waters.
I took this as i went out. I found it really weird though.
There were these wheelbarrows but no one.
And i really mean it, no one at all.
I actually thought of stealing the wheelbarrow but the inner me said,
"Where you gonna keep it and what are you gonna do with it Stupid?!".
I replied, " I believe you won this argument Inner Me."
I met up with Shahir to get something to drink and slacked for bit.
We went to this humongous clock shop.
Lotsa clocks there reminding you the time.
Sure sucks if you work there and you came to work late.
The whole day was comprised of me and Sha walking around placing to see old things with our new-found attention for details.
Like for example, this guy was holding a Kuda Kepang thingy.
"I find Kuda Kepang Scary," Shahir told me.
"Honestly, I find it..Stupid." I explained to him.
We then turned and looked at the guy again for a whole three seconds.
"You know what, I take my word back. It is indeed stupid" Shahir added.
The whole trip was about walking around Khatib to go to places we knew existed but never actually went to.
So this was one of them.
We call this place, The Alley Of Death.
Okay! We didnt call it that.
I made that up.
You can't actually see it that clearly in this pic.
But this is the first ever person i ever seen in my 17+ years of living that jogs on the hills.
Yeah now you can see it.
He jogs at the hills.
Shahir deduced that when you run on the treadmill, there is the inclination function.
Well this is exactly the same thing, only more natural.
This is the Garden at Khatib that no one goes to.
Seriously. A Failed project by the HDB.
I was too lazy to find a dustbin so i threw my bubble tea in the gutter.
Shahir then explained to me that when it rained, the water was gonna wash my cup away deeper into the gutter and cause a clogging and Singapore will then be flooded just like how it was like in the movie 2012. I replied, " Nevermind. Leave it to the Chinese to build an Ark"
This is a Visual Representation of how Rebellious me and Sha are.
We threw the cup in front of a sign that said No Littering.
We used the idea of paradoxes to visually connect to the minds of the Audience.
*i know what you are thinking. FUCKING CHIM SIA*
It's a Fire Hydrant!!!
With 4-D number!!
AHhhhhhHHhhhHhH..
Go Buy now!
Another one of the HDB initiatives.
A sheltered walkway that seems relatively familiar to the Shaolin Monk Temples in China.
"Leave it to the Chinese..." said Shahir.
"They'll build an Ark.." I continued.
I saw this cage/barbecue like thingy and said,
" You know you're broke when you use a cage as a grill for barbecue"
Shahir then explained to me that this used to be a Chinchilla Cage.
But someone set it on fire burning the Chinchilla with it.
And the family kept it as a remembrance.
A remembrance of how Barbecued Chinchilla tasted like.
I found this bottles lining up peculiar and took a shot of it.
Up to this point of time, we were taking so many shots of the public that
some people actually thought we were like undercover NEA agents.
*I wanted to use the word 'workers' but 'agents' sounded way cooler*
**take this for an example. Would you rather be a Secret Agent or a Secret Worker?**
Saw this pile of Green Shit on the grass.
It looked like thorns.
It felt like thorns.
There were thorns on it.
So me and Shahir shouted, " We hereby claim that this is a SEAWEED!"
So we zoomed into the Seaweed.
And Zoomed again we did.
And then we decided to take the whole picture.
And OMG! did you noticed.

There was a handphone on the ground!
Weren't so attentive were you.
If you did not noticed that, you would probably failed your math O level papers.
Coz you weren't attentive.Ok i was joking.
There it is again.
Like showroom like that huh.
The New Nokia 10 megapixel phone with in-built water bottle.
Now that was random.
OH LOOK!!!!
Another 4-D number for your Viewing Pleasures!!!
GO AND BUY!!
OR...
GO DIE!
This, my friends, are the places all your shit goes to.
Sad but true. But don't worry.
This is like Heaven for Shits.
Flowers on the Floor.
No particular reason why i took this.
Just wanted to share it with you guys.
3 sad lonely flowers on the floor.
They probably got Disowned by their tree parents.
Sad sad sad sad individual.
And OMG! there was a phone there too.
It was in the previous shot too.
If you didn't see it before.
You probably just failed your A level Maths.
The New Nokia 12.8 Megapixel Phone with In-built Pokedex and Master ball.

We just kept walking around Yishun St 81.
Thats where i live.
Its not that glamorous but i like it.
Do you see it?
Crop circles!!!
"Yeah, crop circle made by bangla on wheels" Sha added.
"And by the holy name of giant yellow flaming salamanders, LOOK AT THAT!"
"Look at what?"
"That building has a cleavage!"
"Now that's Sexy!"
This reminded me of L4D.
You know those arrows that lead you to the safe house.
If you never played L4D before and have no idea what L4D is,
Its time to get out from under that rock and look around.
Yes the War is Over. You don't have to seek refuge for so long.
The new building that was built not too long ago.
Its still in the construction stage but its looking good already.
"It's probably a showroom" Shahir said.
"Showroom for the new condo that is gonna be built here huh" I asked.
"Nope. A showroom for Big Yellow Furry Unicorns" He answered.
"Now that makes sense. I wished i was as clever as you" I then added.
Mr. Construction worker wakes up from Afternoon Nap.
Fee Fi Fo Fum! He says.
And on the way home we saw a terrorist!!
AHHHH!! Suspicious article.
Big bag = bomb!
AHHHHHH!!!
They were gonna bomb the stadium i guess.
And this is Optimus Prime.
This is the hill that we passed earlier.
While walking back, guess who we saw..
It's Mr. Jog-On-the-Hills Guy!
Such a dedicated guy.
Very disciplined to his routine of jogging up the hills.
We felt like Giants.
We actually went up the HDB to just look at the clouds which was turning gray.
We really felt like Giants.
And then I realized that i can see my room from where i was standing.
We were kinda stalking my room.
Guess which one of this is my room.
We slacked finally at Khatib Central till it goes dark.
And i really mean it.
I have picture evidence.
Bright.
Darker then before.
Darkest!
But the sky was still nice though.
That have to be one of the things me and Shahir enjoy most.
Looking at clouds and then telling each other what stupid shits we see in them.

I'm Jamal.
Let's spend out last days as children.
With your hands in mine.

Frustration Unnoticed.

2009-10-31T08:20:00.029+08:00

It's been a really long day.

School Halloween party. Met Ron.
Walked. Walked. Walked. Slack.
Walked some more.
Met Tin Guan. Slacked some more before heading home.

So anyway, it's 8:20am now.
Somehow it seems different today.
I think it's prolly due to the fact it rained the whole day.
My feet is sore prolly due to unnecessary walking and stuffs.
Wished Jane was awake now. Would be nice to talk to Jane now.
Especially in a time like this. Just a lil tad bit insane now.
I guess its too early for Jane Doe to be awake now.
I think you could call her a new friend but i think otherwise.
So i've decided, i'm not gonna post pics that Danial have posted on facebook.
Coz to me thats a really big waste of effort.
So i'll try update as much as i can and if you are still reading up to this point.
You are the best readers coz some people actually come to blogs just to look at pics.
Well you aren't them and you rule. You rule so much, its starting to get me aroused.
You know, if you are still reading, i'm virtually attracted to you already.
(It is kinda freaky though. I mean if i dont know you. But i digress)
OK enough about me, i'll start now.

This was Ilyana taking the camera from me.
I think i accidentally took a shot of this really awkward process.
You must be thinking, "such a noob this Jamal is."
I did not actually noticed it.
But we do look like a couple with matching color outfits.
And it wasnt planned.

I wanted to dress up as a Mafia but got lazy halfway through it.
So i was kinda a Japanese Yakuza for the day.
Nathan and Amin did not even had costumes on.
So they resorted to paints.
Nathan painted a really busty cleavage for himself.
He often does things for the fun of it.
But i genuinely believe this act got something to do with his fascination for boobies.
Or, as i call them, The Jiggy Bojangles.
Amin tried to paint his face but the process was too tedious and time-consuming.
So he ended up just drawing a blood trail from his lips.
Which was kinda believable.
People actually came up to him and asked, "are you bleeding or something dude?"
"So what are you again," Amin asked.
"I'm a Japanese Yakuza," i replied.
"Oh ya. Its a really forgettable character," he then added.
"ANATA WA NI KA RAN JA NAI!!" I shouted.
"And what's that mean?"
" It means 'How dare you' in Jap" i explained.
"Oh cool, you know a little jap," he said, impressed.
I lied. It meant nothing. It was purely random noises that sounded like jap-words.
Oh there were pirates like everywhere too.
So anyway i did not take lotsa pics there.
Was kinda of too busy having fun.
Another pirate.
All the pirate pirated version one.
So this was them playing the 'Stressball challenge' game.
I played that too. I kind of scared people off by shouting,
"THATS HOW YOU THROW MUTHAFUGGER!".
I said that everytime i threw a ball, regardless whether it hit the target or not.
They stuffed the can with stones so it made the cans harder to knock over.
Thats Nathan playing the game.
FYI: He sucked at it.
Ilyana dressed up too.
She was the mafia. And she kinda looks like the man in the picture of the Mafia wars game in facebook.
She even brought a gun.
A fake one though. Duh.

This was them playing the 'Ring toss' something game.
It looks all nice and pleasing but its really boring and it sucks.
I won a prize there though.
FYI: Nate sucked at this too.
Amin and Il playing the game.
Amin won something too.
Iy was indifferent from Nate.
She sucks at the games too.
Amin and Nate.
Classmate, Band-mates and secondary school mates.
They are in a band.
They are old friends.
And they are in the same class now in Poly.
Lucky buggers.
The guy in black was acting all tough and smart.
"Bouncer siollll!" I exclaimed loudly.
Amin then shouted to the crowd, " Guys, take out IC! The bouncer's gonna check"
After messing around with the bouncer guy, Amin & me messed with the other guy.
"Who are you supposed to be" Amin asked.
"MOSES?" I then added.
The guy kept silent.
He must be a monk then, we thought.
This was Nathan trying to prevent me from taking a pic of his new-found cleavage.
Amin and his blood trail which fooled millions.
Ok maybe not millions, thousands.
Ok maybe i exaggerated a little. About Hundreds of people were fooled.
OK I EXAGGERATED ALOT. About 2 to 5 people were fooled.
Ilyana doing the sexy eyes portrayed in all the James Bond movies.
Sometimes i think she watches the TV too much.
Other days i just wanna slap her nose for nothing and see how she acts.
This was after the party ended.
And we were already going home.
Amin and Nate took the bus while me and Il took the train home.
Initial plan was to go home but i got bored and decided to meet Ron up.

While in the train, me and Il say this humorous brand name.
The name itself was an epic fail attempt.
Fart-in.Fartin. Sounds like farting eh?
I met Ron at Kallang, followed him to his place coz he wanted to change.
And we headed for Town!
We went there to eat a simple snack together while watching some reality tv.
It was a real-life show on a guy trying to get to know a really good looking lass.
It was a nice plot but sadly, he succeeded and got her number.
We wished he failed, that would've made it more funnier.
Ron took this picture and went, "dude it looks like you wore eyeliner or something?"
"Dude, i look like a freaking frog man"
"As a matter of fact," he said, "you totally look like a frog with your fingers like that and stuffs," he then added.
This was us waiting for the rain to stop.
It was alright i guess we saw a few people.
Some were hot as models.
And some were like the aftermath of a pileup accident.
But its all in good fun.
We saw this odd looking installation art piece.
It kinda look like a seed that had menstruation.
Ron went over to look at it and thats when i noticed..
RON WAS CAMOUFLAGED!! He's like a chameleon.
The Lizard not the Pokemon.
This is the infamous Super Big Gulp that we bought to quench our thrist.
But it slowly began to become a burden as neither me or Ron wants to carry it.
So we left it there at the road pillar.
So this pic is taken to show the final moments of our memories of the Super Big Gulp cup.
Real sad huh. We almost cried leaving him there.
Not coz its sad. We almost got fined.
This was one of the few Fashion statement shots we took to show people what we were wearing that day.Rons really colourful i noticed. Especially the shoes i guessed.
And thats me in case you still have no idea how i look like.
It was already Halloween by the time we passed this rubbish chute.
We kinda got freaked out that it looked like there's a bodybag in there.
And then Ron went,"this should appear on MTV cribs"
Totally, 'best' place to live if you a dead cow that is. I thought to myself.
So anyway, our feets were already hurting from all the walking.
We walked the whole night away.
We walked from town to Clarke Quay.
Took detours and such.
If im not wrong it took 2 hours or so.
2 hours walking in the rain can really make your feet hurt.
So we rested at the underpass to Esplanade.
It was just a temporary resting spot where we had fun telling stories and such.
Ron was kinda worn out a bit.
So we rested for a little more.
I was high as hell. No idea why.
Ron took this picture.
He's Amazing!
I like how this picture.
Looks like i'm running away from the police or something. Nice.

I look like freaking King Kong in this one.This was after we continued walking again.
We took shelter at some bus-stop.
It rained really heavily.
You must be wondering why two guys would walk in the rain.
We walked in the rain so no one can see us cry.
FREAKING EMO SIA THAT PHRASE!
But it was all worth it though.
We kinda had lots to see, say and do upon reaching there.
I took this pic coz i like how the light was reflected of the button.
No other apparent reason.
We were just standing at the bridge across the ACM.
It was kinda bright but it makes up for being really quiet and peaceful there.
And then i noticed we were kinda standing in the same stance.
I think me and Ron are somehow related. Like telepathically.
Or we could just be brothers from another mother.
Oh and this was Ron having a discussion about this years financial plan with the ministers.
Do you find something racist about the statues?
Think about it. The guy sitting down is Caucasian.
The two statuettes are a traditional malay and chinese man.
Wheres the Tamil man? Like seriously.
And then i rode on a bull.
Yay! It rained before this happened.
But i just did this without thinking.
That means no matter how happy i looked like in the pic.
I'm actually really sad coz my butt was wet after these few shots.
Ron directed this shot.
Its just looks stupid and funny.
There's no meaning behind it.
This is me.
And that is how Bollywood movies are like.
And i look like a freaking idiot! HAHA.
Now that is how i look like usually.
So please dont you look at the bollywood pic and go,
"Ohh! So thats how Jamal really look like in person"
There was a loud noise from the back so on impulse i turned to see what it was.
Coincidentally Ron took this shot.
I like how this pic is like.
Ron takes nice shots.
I told Ron to look natural.
And he did this face.
"How is that face even natural?" I exclaimed loudly.
"Ok let's try another one," he replied.
"How about this one," he said.
But he finally agreed to look natural.
This was directly infront of us.
I actually went under the sculpture of the bull to see if the sculptor had sculptured balls and penis for the bull. It had a penis-like thingy but no balls.
Sad bull. Go penis no sperm.
I was staring at some random drunk guy.
My legs look broken in this one doesn't it.
We looked down and we noticed there was water.
We kinda panicked a little.
Water around a dry place.
So it could either be,
1. Either of us accidentally peed in our pants(unlikely, still a possibility)
2. The Lampost Peed.
3. Before we came a dog peed on the lampost.
4. Drunk man peed on the lampost.

Realizing that all the options have the word 'Pee' in them,
I guess its natural for us to get a little freaked out.
This was when we walked back to City Hall for no apparent reason at all.
Tin Guan called Ron and asked if he could joined us.
We obviously said yeah.
While he was on the phone i kept camwhoring.
So anyway we told him to meet us at C.H.I.J.M.E.S
since we were already walking to City Hall.
I have no idea why but the flash from my camera is way to bright for any humans face.
We look like ghost for gods sake.
"It looks like the tree is shouting," said Ron.
"It also looks like a Tree Vagina," i added.
"It does indeed," Ron agreed.
We saw another bodybag while on the way to City Hall.
People are really into the spirit of Halloween this year.
Soon after taking this shot, Tin Guan went,
"Eh Jamal, you take picture or me huh? Next time say leh i pose for you"
And thus he did.
Just like he promised.
So they drank and stuffs.
Tin Guan was getting really high.
But this was an exaggerated shot.
Tin Guan just came back from St. James so he kinda told us what happened there and so on.
Some really funny stories about him grinding a girl and then finding out it was a dude or something.
We found beer kegs there too.
But it was kinda empty.
So nothing so special.
After i took this shot, Tinguan explained to me that he thought he looked like an idiot and i should delete the picture.
i replied, "it's not that bad. You look like a Graceful Ballerina."
Spent the whole morning there before taking the train home.

So we kept on taking pics and camwhoring.
Tinguan mentioned that Camwhoring is not only for girls.
Guys also can lor.*exact words said by him*
I knew Tin Guan for quite some time but never actually took a pic with him.
Not even once. So there's a first for everything.
We took the pic above and notice our eye looks really small so we open wide for the next shot.
And the results were obvious.
We became more freaky. Like living zombies to be precise.
So we took another one that was normal.
And luckily, to us, it did look normal or we could have been taking pictures for the whole morning.
We three agreed that this pic is in fact our favourite one out of the whole lot.
And i look really happy. Not sure if thats a good or a bad thing.
Tin Guan mentioned how the angle we took at were wrong.
But nevertheless, the pic was still nice.
Due to the people in it.
Me and Tin Guan still crazy over pics.
The CHINESE boys and their tradition Yam-Seng picture.
And they kept drinking and drinking and drinking.
All fun and games till one of you gets wasted.
LIKE THIS.
Wasted like road kill.
It almost looks like i am dead.
I like to believe i am sometimes.
And this was taken before we pack up and got ready to head home.
Us walking to City Hall MRT.
And i'm still taking pictures.
i think i kind of qualifies to be a girl.
Well kinda. I don't get periods so i'm not much of a girl afterall.
After taking this shot, Tin Guan explained that to chinese people, if you take a picture of them sleeping, it means you want them to die earlier.
"But intentionally i took a picture of that indian man with the bluetooth.Your face just happen to be in it," I explained.
"In that case, its ok. He'll die not me," he replied me.
I walked home feeling tired and a little upset.
But somehow walking in the morning kinds of cheer up in a way.
Its just more quiet in the morning and i think its sort of like an escape from all the noises you hear everyday.

I started this post at 8 if i'm wrong.
Its 8pm now.
This post took 12 hours to make.

I'm Jamal.
Love, steal me away.
Cause i had enough of this.
Cause we're growing up way too fast.

I'm Not Trying To Paint An Impression.

2009-10-27T03:12:00.003+08:00

Me and Shahir when we visited the Singapore History Museum.
We are Royalty.You better believe it.

Few stuffs been happening.
Probably the most distinct one was obviously Chin Kok's chalet.
I think most people don't know this about me.
But i read novels in my free time.
So if you see me reading, please don't go "he got read one meh"
Coz it kinda demotivates me.

So today's Rjs was about vampires and stuff. And i kinda wrote a story.
Just thought i share it here.

The question was : Create a story, in not more than 20 sentences, based on an image of a vampire.

This is the story i wrote:

***************************************************************

The lightning from the thunderstorm cast a faint light that lit up the alley for a mere half a second and for the very first time, I saw his facial features.

“You know, I’ve actually fantasized about meeting someone like you but this is not how I thought it would unfold. “

“Let me guess love,” he said in a really thick English accent, “ya reckon’ we are all lovey dovey bunch of creatures don’t ya? Tis’ is typical human behaviour, thinking ya are the only ones here and always thinking ya are right every time. Well have I got news for ya ; we’re everywhere, we live among you humans, we do not climb tree and we very well do not sparkle in sunlight. Obviously not all of us are good looking, there’s Ziggs, my mate, and girls run away at the very sight of him. I reckon this all had to do with that tenny bopper movie tweee-light or something. Some of us actually watched that and imagined our surprise when we saw what ya humans thought of us.”

The conversation died abruptly.

It all seemed too far-fetched to be real, I thought to myself.

A real life vampire talking to me, no, this must be some sort of sick joke someone is trying to play on me. But if he was a ‘real’ vampire, he sure is a good looking one.

“Oh I know that look anywhere. It’s the should-I-believe-what-this-self-proclaimed-vampire-says look. Everyone gets it after they know about it. Well I assure ya I am the real deal – what and how else would ya explain all those women who went missing so suddenly in the middle of the night. Relax. I will make it quick and painless. “

I am going to die aren’t i? The thought raced through my mind.

But somehow, I wasn’t at all afraid. I just stood rooted to the spot. My limbs were lifeless and death was drawing nearer and nearer to me.

This is it I guess.

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You know what people.
I'm kinda lazy to blog now.
HAHAHA!!

I'll do the real update tomorrow.
Sorry man. Im such a liar.

I'm Jamal.
Like the Man who walked before me.
I'm Afraid.

It's nice. It really is.

2009-10-22T21:18:00.012+08:00

*When was the last time you were so happy you forgot all the troubles*
*i think i'm somehow dead on the inside*

Ok. I guess i been dragging this post for wayyyy too long. Its not like i have been busy or caught up this past few days. But its just somethings been happening and i oughtta take care of it before it gets worst. So yea, hope it ends tomorrow and then i shall forever be free.

Todays been rather nice.
I mean class has been good, a little boring and demeaning but overall ok.
Hung out after class and stuffs today.
Well the initial plan was to wait.
But that plan gone horribly wrong.
So i ended up waiting a long time without the other party knowing im waiting.
Kinda ended up waiting for 3 or 4 hours.
I think im weird cause normally people would get angry.
But it doesnt mind me at all.
In fact nothing seemed to bother me much except she-who-must-not-be-name.
So here's a few stuffs i been keeping up on lately.

Sufian Wet Backside Day

There's no definite answer to this image. Its all up to your imagination.
It could be,
1)He peed in his pants
2)He had menstruation coz he is in fact a girl
3)He had diarrhea while he was with us
4)His penis was actually deformed and it was at his butt cheeks instead of his crotch
5)His butt is actually a tap and it was leaking
Just use your imaginations and gimme ideas.
If Sufian scolds you say i gave you the authority to do so.
Shahir's butt was wet too.And he was happy about it too.
But it was coz he sat on a wet floor so don't compare him to Sufian.
Sufian must be reading this and going, "Jamal freaking BIASED!"
My butt was wet too.
But i was wearing black so it wasn't visible.
I think i got a pretty nice round ass. HAHA
Wet backside Man stands up like Godzilla awakened from his long slumber.
He moved in loud rough slow motion movements.
It was artistically pleasing and hilariously stupid at the same time.
Shahir claims that the kids in Africa are so poor that they basically eat anything.
Even soft drink cans.
So thats him making the face of a African Child after receiving a Can for his/her birthday.

Thats it for WET BACKSIDE DAY.

SUFIAN FEMININE SIDE
So anyway, most of you guys might be going like, why is he so harsh towards sufian?
Why does he keep refering to sufian as a girl? Why is he so mean to sufian?
Its not my fault entire if you wanna know.
I mean just take a look at this few pics.
Its not clear here but yeah.
He's wearing a Bra.
And you still think i'm evil?
I mean his like really proud of it.
So its not actually my fault that i tease him as such.
Ouh and kanesh was going for the Sharp nipple look.
I mean i could be wrong in the other shots but dont you think he just looks so happy in a bra? Its just too creepy to be exact.
Oh! Shucks! I kind of forgot to rotate the pic.
Oh and i took the liberty of stuffing the bra with newspaper.
Haha! i made you tilt your head to the left.
*as quoted from shahir*

SCHOOL STUFFS

Schools been rather fulfilling and fun at times too.
Other times it just seemed like a really long day.
So we had Production Practicum the other day.
Same team as Carmen, Amni and Rabin.
Rabin is cool. Batman & Rabin.
Amni on the Camcorder.
Carmen working on the Reflector.
Rabin The Model!
We had to take several shots around the school and the guys, Me and Rabin had to carry all the lighting equipments and stuffs. Really heavy stuffs.
All that lighting eqiupment were really heavy and delicate.
Freaking fragile to be precise.
Spoil one or break one and that's 5k out of your bank account.
Yeap. If you noticed i'm taking the pics so im not in the shots.
This led the faci to say, " So where and what were you doing?"
It was a harmless joke though. But i felt victimized. Haha
This was back in the Studio.
The place is filled with all kinds of freaking weird and cool gadgets.
I just wanna go to that place and mess it up.
Rabin gets into character when he was Modeling.
He is such a driven person.
Rabin in character again.
So anyway me and Rabin were the only ones left to return the equipment.
We kind of felt angry but we digress.
"We're have to show them what we're made of! " I told him.
"We sure will in the next week," he replied.

This is Madness! Madness? THIS IS WEBCAM!

So this is some really uber late pictures that never made it online anywhere.
And i recently found it while looking for songs that were deep hidden in sub-folders.
So i thought, Why not i just post it for funs sake?

This was me webcamming with Juyee.
I like Capes. In fact i love it.
I used to tie towel around my neck and act like Superman.
But Supermans not too cool now.
So i was going for the Count Dracula Look.
She told me to look at her eye.
Something about it being red.
I just found it weird as it reminds me of the scene in Lord of The Rings.
Lord Sauron if im not wrong.
She did this ridiculous face as soon as i turn back to face the camera.
So that explains my Sotong face.
I place the towel on my head and asked her.
Do you think i look like a Singh?
"Nope not at all," she replied.
Awwww. She's so kind. I thought to myself.
"You look more like a terrorist," she then added.
Don't know if you can see it but my UT grades spells out "B,A,D".

And all i cant be, everything you want me to be.
But we haven't spoke in days,
Yet infact it's been a matter of weeks.
And so the next time that you need me don't expect to call

I'm Jamal.
The TV's a portal.
But honestly, I don't sive a ghit.

Make Room For New Female Behaviour.

2009-10-03T17:38:00.002+08:00

This blog has not been updated.
I mean i would love to update but nothing interesting been going on lately.
I could share a few stories here and there but i don't know.
I mean, i went out to a primary school hari raya outing.
i guess i would update on that sooner or later.

These past few days have been quick.
Too quick to be precise.
I'm going to start school soon.
And its really rainy too.
Kinda cooling to be honest.

Oh just a random story i might wanna add.
I think 3 or 4 days back i was thinking of cutting my hair short.
I was really in a dilemma on whether i should.
But i digress and postponed the thought for the next day.
I mean it was already nighttime and i had to catch up on some sleep.
That very night i dreamt i cut my hair and all my friends didnt reconized me.
Kinda sad huh. I mean i actually went like hey people and stuffs.
While the only thing they replied was you're not Jamal, Jamal has long hair.
I remembered waking up in the middle of the night, having a cold sweat.
It was then that i thought to myself, "you know, i could keep my hair for a little longer"

I'm Jamal.
I'm prepared for lotsa things.
But somethings just scared the shit out of me.
Even when i braced myself for it.

The 2nd's a Charm.

2009-09-28T03:02:00.005+08:00

I think its sad.
Yea i really think it is.
How people take everything seriously nowadays.
Well somethings are just meant for us to look at and laugh.
While other things are just there to make you go, "hmmmm.Wished i thought of that"
I'm seriously lacking. Of something.
Not too sure myself. Its just something you know you lack.

Its 3 now and i'm listening to Jónsi & Alex.
It really sets the aura for the night i guess.
So many things i wanna do, so many things i wanna say.
Nothing comes out and nothing happens nowadays.
I just can't seem to take control of everything.
Talked to a friend lately.
Kinda told her stuffs.
But you know, i have this feeling she kinda did not listened.
But the thing is, its kinda fun to like you know, tell someone about something.
Even if they aren't listening.
I may have been talking to myself but still its nice to let it out sometimes.
Well it may just have been me but i think i enjoyed that.
Its not sarcastic. Its just a really funny enjoyable experience.

I envy people.
Not all.
Just some.
Its not some evil jealousy.
Its just.
I wished i was more like them.
They seemed more prepared for things.
I'm just not cut out for the things life has in store.

But the weird thing is..

Am i.
Out of control?
Or.
Have i found something.
Something more profound.

This is getting stupid.
Getting worked up over nothing.
I need the rest.
I need the sleep.
I need the shut eye.
I just noticed, i'm staying awake to make sure someone sleeps.
Haha. The Irony.

I Like You But Maybe I'm Just Like You.

2009-09-27T21:24:00.015+08:00

PART 2 is here.

So there were a few things that i promised in the previous post.
I think you guys probably know whats all that about already.
No thanks to Danial for upload the whole 136 photos at facebook.

So anyway, this post has obviously been dragged long enough.
Been abit too busy, tired or just plain lazy this past few days.
And it's hard to get closure nowadays.
Far too many distractions and stuffs.
So anyway,its been long enough so i guess i'll just blog now.

That, as i promised is the Pit Of Death.
Its neverending. The hole i mean.
Me and Shahir came up with this theory,
Which means, it must be true.
Ta-Dah!!!!
Sufian takes off his top.
But he's really fit so nevermind.
Told you his fit.
He has the ever-so-awesome hourglass figure.
*looks at the pic above. MAJOR FACE-PALM*
Word could never describe such a phenomenon.
So lets just let your minds do the talking.
To be honest i wanted to take a pic without him.
But he was in the way so i just went with it.
The same thing happened here.
And finally i got what i wanted.
But i have no idea if it was better or not.
Well no harm trying.
That rock was seriously heavy.
So Dan went, " take a pic of me. I think i look like the Hulk"
He did so shouting, " AHHHHhhhrrrhhhhhhhggggggg"
Seeing Danial did as such.
Kanesh picked up two small stones and imitated Danial.
And i took the pic again.
I think the lamp posts are cool.
Lamp posts are much cooler in pictures than they are in real life.
That's Chin Kok's hand.
Holding up a love-shaped leaf.
I really like how this shot turned out.
That's the same heart-shaped leaf i was talking about in the previous pic.
We were all still looking for rocks/stones/boulders/pebbles/marble tiles/broken bricks to throw.
And i really mean it.
That place have too much stuffs.
Its like people just dump construction leftovers at there.
This was Danial throwing a rather heavy rock.
And after which, he did so accompanied with this face.
Which to be honest kinda got laughs from everyone.
So they did it too.
The After-look-of-Danial-after-he-throws-a-heavy-rock face.
Kanesh picked up this wood thingy.
It looked pretty much normal till he went around acting like its a shotgun.
And then we went, " hey! It does look like a shotgun."
I guess we are abit slow.
Just a teeny wee lil bit slow though.
That was how far we had already walked.
We were walking and throwing rocks and stuffs.
We walked till we kinda forgot about the distance and the weather and such.
This was me directing them as i wanted to take a pic where they were all throwing rocks.

The first one was a failure.
At least thats what i say.
Well i'm directing the shot.
So that means i'm forever correct.
The 2nd try at the same ideology.
I think it kinda turned out fairly well to be honest.
And also they kinda loved the shot too.
So 2nd shot was a success!
Yay to Jamal.
And off they went to throw more rock.
I know it all seems really dull when you read it.
But there's just something with guys and throwing heavy rocks and seeing them crash and break into piece while listening to the sound of rocks clashing with one another.
In case you girls are like wondering what i am talking about.
Its the complete same thing as why we guys don't understand girls attachment to bags and shoes and tops and accessories and stuffs.
Mus acting gay.
He told me to take a pic of that.
I did so as i am so very nice. :) <- I even placed a smile there for your viewing pleasure. The extremely gay shot that moved the world.
Or maybe just the group.
"Wah! Shahir, you look like something out of a poverty article! Can see your ribcage sia" Danial thought loudly.
And yes. Our friend was still emoing.
NICE!
So they picked up a bunch of rocks and stuffs here and there and played with it.
This is Danials illustration of what will happen with you take too much viagra.
You'll become SOLID HARD. Literally.
The rainclouds were closing in but we were having farrrrr too much fun to be leaving.
There was this boulder that could be moved.
So I tried to move the boulder by pushing it with my foot.
And the rest asked Sufian to help me.
Coz they wanted to take a picture...
Of Sufian's Crack.
And as you have noticed, Chin Kok took the liberty of naming it.
Its the Crack Of Faith!
Kanesh is really light and we usually like to carry him around as it feel like as if we are pro wrestlers.
Kanesh usually doesnt mind being carried and thrown around as it is all for fun.
But in this particular situation he retaliated and shouted, "Dey! This one if you drop me i die leh! Rocks la dey!"
We saw this rock with writings on it.
Some people might say its stupid.
I think its cool though.
What i don't get is, why amongst all the friendly messages are there a jewish star at the top right hand corner?
Danial was having fun dipping his feet into the water which was shockingly quite clean.
While he was busy doing so, we ran and hid from him.
Yeah i know, childish but wayyy fun unless if you are the victim.
While we were hiding.
The Crack Of Faith decided to appear again.
What a rare sight so i captured it.
Not once but twice.
This time with an alibi.
And mus is my alibi this time.
This was taken by Chin Kok.
Pure genius i might wanna add.
One of Shahirs toe got cut and there was blood. Like DUHHH.
Danial in the other hand explained that this is called Male Menses.
In case you are wondering why i took this.
Look to the right side of the pic, it was raining there.
Cool huh.
" Sufian can i just smack your belly just one time and see how the shockwaves travel from your belly?"
Yeap he really did asked that question.
This was Kanesh dancing.
We told him to danced like this till we reach home but sadly.
It didn't happened.
"What do you think that cloud looks like" I asked Shahir.
" A Penis, " he replied confidently. " A really spoiled penis," he then added.
And Sufian still has his shirt off.

Shahir took a branch from the floor and practiced kendo all the way from seletar dam.
He did so on the road.
Kanesh took a stick from the ground and started whacking himself.
THAIPUSAM!!!
Shahir was still doing kendo training.
He also yelled at cars that drove past us.
" Aren't you afraid now?! " He yelled.
We stop to eat at a Coffee Station.
It looks exactly like a coffee shop but it is a station.
Slacked coz we saw certain things that were sad.
And i mean it sad, even for me.
And then i took this pic for fun to cheer them up.
And Kanesh was like, "i would seriously date this girl if she was real!"
Danial was like, "Yeah me too. I would so do her!"
And i was like, " Can you guys please stop talking about my face in such a manner?"
And pics we took.
This was after we recorded the sound clip "Surf's Up"
We kept taking pics till....
Shahir said something about Dumbeldore being an ass for being gay.
And this sparked off a battle.
It was intense.
You can tell by Kanesh expression.

Yeap. That's all the pic i have for this post.
I'll update soon.

I'm Jamal.
Do you ever wondered what it would be like?
To stick around long enough for me to be polite.

She's Missing. Find Her!

2009-09-23T20:47:00.017+08:00

So as i said yesterday, I'm back today.
Mr. Jamal gonna blog about yesterday.
So what did happened yesterday.
I met the Talibans and we hung out again.
We did a recording somewhere.
If your interested in listening to it.
You can listen to it either on this here.

So the pics starts here.
This is a rather long post.
So i'll be splitting it up to two post.
The first shot of the day goes to Danial after Sufian pinched his nipple.
Yeap really gay. Relax, i'm never in such activities.
I'm the chilled laid back kind.
So we planned to go to Seletar Dam.
Which is also Lower Seletar Reservoir.
Sufians place was nearby so we head to his place for a bit before continuing.
"I'll show you guys something cool later," he told us.
"These footprints were all made by me"Sufian said proudly.
"THIS ISN'T COOL!" We all protested.

This was us waiting for Sufian.
I need entertainment so i played with the cigarette box.
Chin Kok was messaging someone so i guess he did not need entertainment.
Danial played with a cigarette.
And Shahir with the camera.
Thats his shirt by the way.
Sufian finally came down with water.
But it was like 2/10 full.
So we kinda like had to share small volume of water.
While he drank his bird nest shit in the above pic.
And he drank that bird nest thing alone.
Stingy little fella. Well he's not that little.
Stingy big fella.
This is Shahirs 10 megapixel phone.
He works on the principle of functionality.
So as long as the phone works, its alright.
I agree with him.
And guess what i found out.
My handphone is about the same length as the cigarette box.
Hurray for Jamal's observation skills.
One of the unexplained mysteries of life itself.
He appears to be looking at the camera but the weird thing is you can tell he is not looking at the lens.
I think the proper word is 'Spacing Out'.
"If you got it, flaunt it!"
If you are following the blog you would understand what i just said.
Shahir told sufian to keep still.
And thus Sufian did and smiling thinking Shahir was snapping a pic of him.
" And there you have it! A pic of the litter box!" Shahir exclaimed.
Since Sufian already smiled for the previous shot and got jacked by Shahirs actions.
We decided to be nice and laugh at him and taking this shot.
This was us doing the Sufian face.
" MAN! When aunties visit your blog, they're gonna be like ehh 4-D number ah sia" Shahir said.
" Aunties looking for 4-D aren't the audience i was looking for in the first place but if they are happy coming to my blog....Okay then," i replied.
"What if you played soccer while riding a motorbike?Do you think that's allowed?" Shahir asked.
"More happiness for the Aunties of your blog,"Shahir said.
If they ever did come to your blog,"he added.
He took this pic because,
1)The auntie was wearing a finding Nemo shirt.
2)She walked past us.
3) She had specs which meant she could be a librarian.
Yea. Thats it i think.
"Oh and she has sideburns like The Rock" Danial pointed out.
Danial mentioned about how he thought she look like a Xiao Mei Mei from the back.
"You really think so huh?" i asked him.
"I don't think so, I KNOW SO!" he replied.
This is Chin Koks foot.
He wore this new slippers that had like miniature mountains on the surface of it.
That explains the amazing tessellated image found on his feet.
Shahir pointed to the sign and shouted,"No you can't throw black ice cubes here!"
No idea whether Shahir wanted to take a picture of Sufian shirt or my head.
This was doing my famous indonesian tribal dance/slide.
Only happens when i can slide on the ground.
He tried walking like that till he almost felled.
It would have been funnier if he actually felled.
We walked past this man while walking.
We kinda thought that he looks like Einstein.The smart one not the bald one.
So Shahir took a pic of it as it was evidence that Einstein is Asian.
I always wear shorts under jeans or any pants.
Just in case of emergencies.
It paid off that day coz there was something on the back of the pants.
Being able to take off the pants was a blessing.
But it still made me look like a flasher in public.

There was this ditch that we saw on the way there.
Danial told us that it was proof of a meteorite landing that hit Singapore very long ago.
Doing stupid stuffs on the cross junction of Lower Seletar Reservoir.
Again with the stupid stuffs.
We tried to move as quick as the speed limit and see if we got fined.
But we got tired before reaching the speed limit.
We saw lotsa stuffs while walking there.
We saw this humongous leaf.
We call it The MEGA LEAF!
Look! A naked tree!
An Albino plan. And a rock.
And we also spotted Chin Koks Infamous ass.
The SP students holding up their Admin cards behind a thing that is NOT a safety barrier with the initials SP coincidentally inscribed on it.
That was a surprisingly detailed explanation.
Crab catching man.
I wonder if she used pokeballs.
We saw this make-shift shelter.
So they decided to act like homeless people.
Shahir really looks the part.
What i don't get is whats with the plastic back 'tudung'.
*Tudung is the headgear, the one muslim women wear
It looks alright at first.
But if you look closely, Danial is eating styrofoam.
And Shahir looks real sad.
What a sad, sad bunch.
Smokers sio!
Mud-loving Man!
We saw barnacles on a battery.
Weren't you amazed by that?
We seriously were amazed by that.

"Look guys! A tyre!" Sufian shouted.
" That's not a tyre!That's a vagina" Me and Shahir said.
"That's CRAP! " He replied us.
"You wanna know what crap is?" we asked him.
*looks around and sees...*
"NOW THAT'S A CRAB!"
I felt so proud at that moment of time.
I could feel Shahir did so too.
We are such proud creatures.
He got tired talking to us so he sat and watched us from above like a hawk.
A really lazy hawk. To be precise.
We saw Khairul there too.
This was when Mus took over the cam for a awhile.
He took some nice natural shots.
Well isn't this just a really nice pic.
What could go wrong when you have Me in the picture.
I forgot what or where i was pointing to though.
Thats Khairul.I think.
I sorta forgot his name.
I did not tell him that though.
So i kept calling him 'eh' and tried to avoid saying names while he was there.

All taken by Mus so i had no idea what to write for it.
We ventured even deeper into the dam.
Oh and Kanesh joined us too. He came pretty late.
Sufian was still on the top looking down on us.
It looked like it was gonna rain but we still went on.
We found this hose like thingy.
But claimed that it was a snake.
A few passerbys believed us.
IDIOTS!! HAHA!

End of part 1.
Be sure to read part 2 soon.
These are a few thing that are in part 2,
1) The pit of death
2)Someone takes off his shirt and its not Danial
3)There's asscracks. Sexual content.

Part 2 will be up soon.

I'm Jamal.
You know what i really hate?
I hate it when i press the cPS LOCK BUTTON WHEN I AM TRYING TO TYPE 'A'..

Todays been....

2009-09-23T04:31:00.002+08:00

Prolly gonna be a really short update.
I had fun today.
Laughed and joked around.
But, I feel restless now.
Somethings missing.
You know the feeling you get in your stomach or even in your bones.
When you know somethings are just not the way it seems to be.
I think I'm worrying too much.
Or i could be thinking too much.
It beats lying down in bed looking at the ceiling at least.

Everyones getting angry these past few days.
Either that or they're getting sad or just weird.
Everyones moving on in life too.
I mean new semester is starting.
Different faces and different places.
Everyones facing change, well we have to someday.
So you might as well start embracing it now.

Sometimes we just got to get on with life
Let things fall into place
We know we cant control everything
So whats wrong in admitting defeat
And calling it even
It happened for a reason
No point going around wondering what went wrong
Get off the rainbow trail
And back on the dirt road
And start walking till your sneakers wore off
Till you reach a decent path
Thats where your friends are and always will be

I'm Jamal.
I'll update the real thing tomorrow.
For now, lets just sleep the night away.

Part 2. The More I Try. The More I Can't.

2009-09-22T00:30:00.011+08:00

The continuation from Yesterday.
So first, a gist of what happen today.
Today i ate maggi.
Thats about the most exciting thing that happened to me.
Besides that, i was also chased by a giant boulder!
That was a lie.
I was chased by a wizard!
No..That was a lie too.
But i was chased by a flying cockroach.
But i wasn't scared.
Ok thats a lie too.
Stupid insolent fowl beings! Cockroaches should forever perish under the flames of hell.
As for now. Part 2 continues.

As i said from the previous post.
Kenneth comes into play in this part of the post.
And so he is here.

Nadiah's got the Lazy Eye Syndrome.
Danial is just showing off his armpits.
Still discussing on the negative side of marraige.
Yes they were discussing marraige.
Looking forward to the future you see.
That's Mister Jamal and his amazing headband.
You'll definately get to see it if you hang out with him.
Hows this for a really act fierce pose.
This is the most fiercest picture ever.
Just look like Shahir. Some scary shit!
Real gangstas smoke with their ears.

Real Gangstas have people to light the cigarette for them.
See I'm that cool.
Yes. Real gangstas smoke with the Lazy Eye Syndrome.
Kenneth looks holy in this one.
Lucky for him, he look normal in this one.
He looks damn Buddha-ish in the previous one.
Mus. See i damn fierce.
I smoke never look at camera sia.
This was us walking to get some morning beancurd.
I don't like beancurd. Prolly coz i never tried it before.
So i tried it for the first time that day. Turns out i don't like it.
Don't you noticed how cool my hair look like from the back.
Looks damn tribal.
Look closely at his shirt. There's a hidden message in there.
Its about the how Singapore government is run.
Look Closely.
We were looking for seats and this was Shahirs suggestion.
It was a good idea but it only had space for one and it smelt of piss.
This was Danial suggestion.
It was cool at first before we realized we actually needed a table.
This was us waiting to buy stuff.
Kenneth pointed out that there's a line underneath Kanesh nose when he laughs.
We got photographic proof.
Look above.
So they played with their beancurd and act retarded.
And they kept playing with it.
And this made me lose my appetite.
And my beancurd was not even half eaten.
And after i lose my appetite, they still thought it was funny to still play with the food.
Still doing it.
This was supposed to look damn retarded to the extent where mus had to feed Danial.
This was taken after we filmed 'The Bus-Stop'.
If you looked closely in the video, he slip in the background and fall on his back.
Oh and his balls got hurt when he ran into the pole.
We walked back to Khatib and slacked.
We saw Joanna and Leoncia there too.
They went to drink.
And Kanesh kept on asking me where they were coz he wanted to drink.
This pic was taken with flash but i had no idea why it was so dark.
But i like how the lights are in the background.
The was the second one.
No logical explanations on why its significantly different.
Kenneth went home to change first.
Coz he went to see movies before he came to meet us.
He shared with us few things thats happening in his life.
I think its cool however that we update each other on recent happenings.
This was Shahir falling from the rail.
Doesn't seem like so but it is though.
Danial is known in our group for having big lips.
So as the saying goes, "If you got it, flaunt it!"
And thus he did.
This was him doing the infamous, " Can your lower lip touch the bottom of your chin trick"
I can't do it. Can you?

I'm Jamal.
I don't smoke.
I mean it seriously.

If You Could See Me, Whoever I Am. Tell Me Please.

2009-09-21T01:38:00.017+08:00

So first things first eyyy*british accent*.

HAPPY MALAY DAY TO PEOPLE OUT THERE.

Yes i call Hari Raya, Malay Day!
Call me racist or call me an ass but i like it that way.
Anyways, whoever the guest on my tagboard is, i'm glad you tagged!
Cause i was just beginning to feel like no one ever reads this anymore.
Haha. But it would have sucked if the tagger tagged that as a joke.
HAHAHA. But i digress.

So i went out on the last day of the fasting month.
Had fun, laughed, shared secrets & stories and made videos.
All the videos are at facebook so please kindly see the video if you want to.
Add me if you wan. But only if you really wanna make friends.
If you are adding cause you are collecting friends like as if its friendster,
I wouldnt wanna say anything bad but you might wanna check tagged.com out if you really are collecting friends like stamp collections.

*was supposed to meet The Yeos. Thats Lina and Ron. Lina Yeo not any other Lina*
**but we did not know where to go and i did not want to travel so far cause i obviously had Malay Day the next day**
So if either one of you are reading, my sincere apologies for not being able to make it.
Ok Enough with the small talks.
Here goes the thingy-magick.

Met Sufian, Kanesh and Dan at Yishun MRT.
I went there with Shahir.
This is Kanesh.
"What are you wearing man?" Sha asked.
"Its just a normal guitar necklace thingy" he replied.
"Thats what he wants you to think, Shahir. Its actually The Amulet of Life. Increases Hp!" i added.
Yes i'm sorta a game freak this past few days.
And waited we did.
Chin Kok, Chee Yong and Lui Teng finally came.
But waiting we still were.
This was taken after the rest went off to get stuffs at a nearby NTUC.
Me and Shahir sat at corners of the railings.
We concluded that sitting on things that are Right-Angled makes us cooler.
While the smokers smoke.
Asians love bubble tea.
We are asians.
Shahir took this shot.
"Muay thai made Sufian able to run at the speed of light" He announced.
We played with sparklers.
In fact we did not, the only thing that happened was....
Mus and Rashid trying to make rocket.
Well none of them flew.
So they were more of a tied up sparklers than they were a rocket.

I didnt realise prior to posting that Dan had such a big mouth.
Like Literally.I think you can fit a Can in there.
And yes. They still are rocket scientists.
Only with more audience this time.
The launching of the first failure.
The sparks almost hit my face and my eye.
The crowd that gathered only to be disappointed.
The lighting of the rocket.
Errrr..Yes still the lighting..
I did not take pics of the rocket.
But i did however took a pic of how the rocket would have looked
like if it was taken apart.See above pic.

Danial hung on to that rail and we spun him around.
And he kept spinning faster and faster.
Till he felled.
Holding his crotch and claiming that it was on fire.
And he was serious about it being on fire.
But i think he's ok now.
He's just use to this kinda stuffs already.
The whole group amazed by what we call sparks.
"You made a 'c'! " I told him.
" Thats just my hands. Wait till i show you what i can do with my feets" He replied.

They were battling it out.
Jiu-jitsu vs Muay Thai.
Contact were bound to happen.
So i snapped and try to get a gay shot of them both.
Sadly enough..
The only gay thing that i got a pic of was...
On a diff couple.
Shahir and Hasyir.
"Damn! It really looks gay la." Sha exclaimed.
The Ambassador of Potato Chips.
And his Executive Assistant.
It looks all nice and fun when i was taking the shot.
Looking back it does kinda seem like Sha was holding LTs privates.
Or maybe its just me.
Told you he's the Ambassador.
They played Daiti or Taiti or whatever they call it.
In malay this game is called "Buang Masa".

Me and Sha kinda thought that Shamira and Danial were like a couple.
Coz they were seated as such and so on.
So we took a shot of it.
This was Chin Kok and Rashid playing around with the sparklers.
That was the path travelled by the 2nd or 3rd rocket.
No idea. Judging from the light, you can deduced that it failed. Again.
Still don't believe me that he is the ambassador of Potato Chips?
Motivated by past failures, the rocket scientist continued their research again.
But this time they hired an engineering student, Hazwan into the team.
They still failed.
"This is a damn good picture" Shahir said.
" Of course! I am in it" Kanesh replied.
" Oh yeah, you're in it. I was talking about the placement of the dustbin at first but now you mentioned it, its not such a good picture after all" Shahir added.
So some were making rockets.
Others embrace the inner monkey in them.

This is Shamira's handphone.
Oh shes a teacher.
Shes like 140+ cm tall.
And shes taught in secondary schools before.
Thats Shamira.
Playing Uno.
Really teacher-like huh..
And they were just climbing.
Monkeys, as i said before.
" Jamal! Take a picture of me ! " Nadiah shouted.
So i did.
" Jamal! I look like Nadiah! " Shahir shouted from the other side.
I couldnt help but to agree and take a pic of it.
Mus on the left.
Tyra Banks wannabe on the right.
They were moving that rope-eqiupment kinda thing in circles at amazingly high speeds.
" Ini macam buat Kuih Tart siak! " Sha said.
" Ah! Ini buat Kuih Tart Lima Tong! "Dan replied.
It may not be funny to you but i laughed like hell when i heard that.
I laughed to the point my legs kinda shivered and i sorta just fell to the ground.
That's Hasyir.
His uncle was my teacher and soccer coach when i was in Primary School.
I don't usually see him.
He's the studious type you see.
And I'm the...err..I'm the RP student.
That sums it up.
They told me to take a shot of them Maryam left.
Maryam said to me, " Jamal, i want take picture you can help"
I replied, "You mean you want to take picture of me helping someone or you want me to help take picture of you girls?"
This was her leaving.
This was the other girls being sad.
This was me doing the Walls of Jericho to Rashid.
Still doing it.
I am still doing it..
End of part 1.

Kenneth comes in part 2.
To be continued.

I'm Jamal.
Hello, Mr. Avalanche.
Did you come her for me or her?